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I barely speak to people because I think my voice sounds retarded, please confirm and/or post your voice
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well never mind I suppose.
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>>35813645
it's your accent. and stop smacking your lips
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>>35814184
Good to note.
Out of curiosity, where do I sound from? Clearly euro, but is it that obvious?
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>Senior year (uni)
>new year, new students
>See attrative girl
>Same major as me
>Our eys meets
>This happends a few times
>Say Hello one time
>She says "Hi!" with a smile back
>good vibrations
>rarly goes to parties, but decided to go to one
>See her there
>dont know what to do
>for some reason i avoid to make eye contact with her
>end up not talking to her
>See her in school a few times, our eyes always meet
>Another party
>She sits next to me
>30-40 min goes by
>end up not talking with her again
>She's starting to be a bit uncomfartble around me, our eyes don't meet for so long anymore
>3rd party
>walk by her without making eye contact
>we both are aware of each
>Got internship for 3 months, leave town
>match with her on tinder once i get back
>a party within our major
>She's there
>wanted to tell her that i've no clue what the fuck im doing
>end up in a argmuent about a another subject
>end up leaving without saying anything
its soon been a year without me talking with her. I've talked with everyone else in her class besides her..
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Sounds like you need social help beyond what you might get from frogposters on this website. If you want a real conversation feel free to kik me metalfacej
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You might be looking into this a bit too much. She probably just feels bad for you or something lol.
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>>35813642
society is too cynical for anyone to accept honest feelings
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Does my sister look like a normie?
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>>35813631
most definately yes
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>>35813631
yup. she's got nice feet, though. Got anymore of her?
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wow dude make sure to worship those while she sleeps
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R9K,
>>>/pol/118415823
/pol/ needs our autism tonight.
Help them out, they are basically robots who pretend to have a use or goal.
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>>35813618
O-oh guys...this is the only board who doesn't really hate us. And they need our help. What do we do ?
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>>35813661
Prepare counter memes for the 60 minutes memes... To save KEK
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>>35813618
Create memes!
Shameless self bump.
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Post obtainable 5/10s.
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These would be good threads for this board
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I guess I'll start this since you won't
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>>35813979
reminds me of that camwhore sammysable
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>"Any woman would be lucky to have you son, you're smart,handsome and a sweet man"
Why does my mom do this r9k? Is she actively trying to make me feel bad?
Just leave me alone to my vidya, porn, acid and weed, I don't want to think about the fact that I'm 20 and haven't even held hands with a girl yet.
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>>35813514
>acid and weed
How do you have drug hookups but no friends or gfs?
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Your mom is past the age where women start to desire nice, caring men instead of chad bad boys. She doesn't remember her youth very clearly. She's being genuine and if you hold out long enough you probably will be able to find someone later in life.
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>>35813514
I feel too fat for a gf, I feel like if I even got that far a girl would be repulsed if I took my shirt off.
I will lose weight in order to get a gf!
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helo. Ded u froget abut mi, friens?
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hiye
iz stil cul
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i never fugget bout u frend.
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>>35814600
Tanks apu ur te bestestet frend I culd wish for
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If a hot girl appeared in your room and offered to be your gf, have sex with you and cook for you just under one condition: To stop hating women.
Would you:
a) Stop hating women because she's changed your view on females
b) Only acted like you don't hate females
c) Tell her to get the fuck out of your life.
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>>35813434
>tfw don't really hate women to begin with
thanks for the free gf lad
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B is the only logical answer.
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I dont hate women, I hate myself.
I'd tell her to leave because a woman could never love me and she would eventually leave me anyways, leaving me with even worst heartache.
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Just found out my gf of 2 years has been a prostitute for the past few months.
How would you feel if someone you've been dating, trusted, went to family events with and generally loved was a prostitute fucking other guys behind your back for money?
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>>35813405
Ask her to give you a cut
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>>35813405
I would break up with her for not caring about you and putting you in danger of getting STDs or having some crazy dudes possibly knowing where you live
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>>35813427
I thought about it but remembered where the money came from and I couldn't
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lets talk about it. I know we aren't ready to stop wasting our lives yet, but lets talk about the possibility of changing
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>>35813392
maybe
maybe I can
maybe I will
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>>35813392
yeah, but what do I do with all my free time? I started lifting but it only takes up about an hour every other day. I have no friends so I can't just go hang out with someone.
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I don't want to. I'd rather shitpost here than be a normie. I've seen their world and found it wanting
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>tfw see qt girls with nice butts
>used to immediately think about their spread cheeks & buttholes and what it would be like to fuck them
>now I can't stop imagining what it would be like to watch them poop
wtf is wrong with me..
my ass fetish just won't stop evolving into more degeneracy
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I feel like that's how it is with every fetish, you get so used to the things you like to get the same excitement you have to delve further
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>>35813351
>tfw a girl will never eat you with her ass
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>>35813351
ugh
>tfw i cant sniff it from here
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25+ robots report in.
>Who /broke/ here?
>Are you still in college like myself?
>Are you convinced yet that things never get better?
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I am not 25+ but hello :)
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>tfw 26 and not panda material
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27 here. Not broke but not enough money to buy happiness. Instead of anxiety about money I have anxiety about women, work interactions, and missed opportunities. My life isn't too bad but I am haunted by self doubt and uncertainty. A lot of it is in my mind; I'm just so used to looking at the glass half empty it's become a way of life. I have freedom though. No kids or wife and the ability to move/work where I please.
>romantically attracted to men
>sexually attracted to women
what do?
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Do nutin
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sounds like quite the predicament.
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Find a cuntboy/ftm
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IT'S COMING UP IT'S COMING UP IT'S COMING UP IT'S COMING UP IT'S DARE
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>>35813175
THAT' WHAT YOU DO BABY
HOLD IT DOWN, DARE
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>>35813267
JUMP WITH THEM ALL AND MOVE IT
JUMP BACK AND FORTH
IT FEELS LIKE YOU WERE THERE YOURSELF
HOLD IT DOWN
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>>35813961
*WORK IT OUT,
Fucked it up
>white people expect me not to racemix
Have you seen what black women look like?
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Having children is evil. Having nigger children even more so.
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>>35813159
Yeah I have. They are sexy as fuck and I want a qt jungle bunny to sit on my face.
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>>35813159
>Have you seen what black women look like?
yes, and thats what your daughters will look like if you have any.