Where do I find a girl like this?
orignalff
junior high, maybe
>>35815224
It looks like some lewd anime girl group bikini picture
Good looking girls you mean?
Because I don't see anything special about those chicks.
Go on the street and look at 100 girls, some of them will have healthy hair and a good ass like that.
Given the opportunity, would you eat ethically-sourced human flesh?,
Absolutely. I think about eating people at least once a week.
>you will never taste longpig
Nope, risk of prion disease is very high is canibalism
>The illness is progressive and always fatal
It depends.
I would prefer to eat only white women, I can't explain why but brown people disgust me already and I'm not eating them so that is probably it.
Eating a man is also gay.
Also the white woman that the meat came from would need to be healthy and not some fat STD ridden whore.
>anon, mommy lost her keys. There's extra tendies if you be a good boy and help.
wat do?
>>35815157
Look inside her butthole for the keys
>I'm not white
>I live in my own apartment
>I prefer chicken cutlets to tendies.
Wtf are you doing my house?
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*snifffffffff*
Are robots the perfect soldier?
>no emotions
>questionable morality
>no code of ethics
>a desire for vengeance upon the world
If you deployed a battalion of robots would they fuck shit up?
>>35815132
i guess i'm supposed to type something unique here.
yet too socially retarded to leave the house
>>35815132
Those are all red flags that will prevent the military from ever taking you.
> be me 25 old virgin
> date a below average looking chubby girl once
> stayed up all night a week later being a piece of shit, crying with emotional soundtracks and shit
> 5am
> tell her I can't really deal with bonding and shit so fuck all of this
> she asks if I'm really sure and if I'd like to visit her again now
> waitwhatisshereallyimplyingwhatholyshit.jpg
At this point I thought....."fuck it. Maybe getting this stigma of my chest will help"
> achievement "Get in there, boy" unlocked
> epic one time achievement "Don't fuck up your first time" unlocked
> come home
> realize nothings changed, even that weight just renamed itself
> 3 weeks later
> depression even worse than before
So some advice I guess. Don't expect losing your virginity will solve anything. The question now.
What do?`My self-hatred slowly consumes me. And recently it got worse every week
>>35815108
Go see a psychologist? I have no fucking idea, man.
Snort ketamine for 2 weeks and you should be better senpai
Unironically
> achievement "Get in there, boy" unlocked
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Hello I would like to know how I can further develop Autism
I've already started repeating things people say to me and keep a bland look on my face
>>35815093
wait what, you just want to have autism isnt autism a bad thing i really dont understand
>>35815549
Autism has its perks
>>35815642
Wait so you want to us autism as you escape goat and dis value it even more
Fucking normies
Why do you want to get into a relationship so badly? Knowing how autistic most of you are, it will inevitably fail, and you'll feel worse off
>>35815069
Most people learn through failure.
You must be exceptional to expect to succeed at everything you attempt on the first try.
I'll have to succeed eventually? Right?
despite my autism, the relationships I've had have been pretty successful in that the girls were all absolutely devastated that i broke up with them. I think when I find a girl good enough for my life plan, I'll be able to keep her around indefinitely.
Is this r9k - the album?
Most of Car Seat Headrest albums are robot-friendly, though Will Toledo gained a MASSIVE normie and tumblr following recently, especially with the release of Teens of Denial.
Normies fucking ruin everything.
>>35815521
I know. Twin Fantasy and Nervous Young Man are much better than his new stuff.
I can finally post my OC.
You pedo fucks are seriously going to burn in hell. It's not too late to change your ways.
>>35815010
burn in hell for what? ohhh nooo, i looked at some little girl's nipples. wow, i feel so evil. such a monster. i'm really going to hell now huh
Pedophilia isn't a sin, read the Bible. I'm going to loli heaven.
>>35815010
Yeah whatever keeps you asleep at night m8
How do black people deal with the fact that literally every people, nation, and culture hates them besides american liberals?
>>35814985
They call it racism and kill other blacks in rage
Because it doesn't really effect me at all
>>35815007
Get out ooga booga
i think im having a depressive episode, will smoking weed help? theres things i want to do before i kill myself
It might help but probably not, I've gotten quite depressed while high before.
it would work short term - but when you get the low YOU GET THE LOW.
u willing to give some backing story anon? - i need to know what im dealing with...
>>35814975
Drugs tend to affect people differently but weed should help you with depression, yes.
Why don't woman take more initiative when it comes to dating? I don't mean it in a bitter virgin too scared to approach girls kind of way, but it seems silly to only take what comes your way, they could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch.
>>35814926
>they could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch.
>it's a "nice guy" gets rejected episode
>>35814926
why don't you be more of a man and go after what you want? If a woman goes after you, then she won't know that you're able to go after what you want, and if you can't do that, what use are you?
>They could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch
Same goes for the reverse for most of this board (Most of the time myself included)
and what you did that warranted it
> 11 year old me, was doubting wether or not i should go into football (soccer) camp for a week , 20 people in room
> couldnt choose, got stressed due to confusion and puked on my dad's leg
> only time i got beaten to this day
>tfw she gave me 20 dolla when she was drunk and then claimed that I stole it when she got sober and beatthe shit out of my 12 year old ass
>stab dad in his back
>he doesn't instantly drop dead like in the movies
>before I can stab him again he punches the shit out of me and I wake up in hospital with several fractures
pic related
ROOMMATE HAS A GIRL OVER SO I CAN'T GO MAKE DINNER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT ROASTIES
>>35814847
Get a pizza ordered to your room
How fat and retarded are you? LOL
>>35814847
just break a hole in the wall and climb out
>16 year old sister comes home and announces that she has a boyfriend
>>35814836
what, do you want her to be as pathetic as you?
>hear sister in bed with her bf in next room laughing
>later find cum stains on the cover
>>35814836
And why are you not her boyfriend?
>>35814889
Tell parents, remove bf