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Where do I find a girl like this?
orignalff
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junior high, maybe
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>>35815224
It looks like some lewd anime girl group bikini picture
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Good looking girls you mean?
Because I don't see anything special about those chicks.
Go on the street and look at 100 girls, some of them will have healthy hair and a good ass like that.

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Given the opportunity, would you eat ethically-sourced human flesh?,
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Absolutely. I think about eating people at least once a week.
>you will never taste longpig
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Nope, risk of prion disease is very high is canibalism
>The illness is progressive and always fatal
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It depends.

I would prefer to eat only white women, I can't explain why but brown people disgust me already and I'm not eating them so that is probably it.

Eating a man is also gay.

Also the white woman that the meat came from would need to be healthy and not some fat STD ridden whore.

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>anon, mommy lost her keys. There's extra tendies if you be a good boy and help.
wat do?
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>>35815157
Look inside her butthole for the keys
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>I'm not white
>I live in my own apartment
>I prefer chicken cutlets to tendies.


Wtf are you doing my house?
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*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*snifffffffff*

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Are robots the perfect soldier?

>no emotions
>questionable morality
>no code of ethics
>a desire for vengeance upon the world

If you deployed a battalion of robots would they fuck shit up?
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>>35815132
i guess i'm supposed to type something unique here.
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yet too socially retarded to leave the house
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>>35815132
Those are all red flags that will prevent the military from ever taking you.

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> be me 25 old virgin
> date a below average looking chubby girl once
> stayed up all night a week later being a piece of shit, crying with emotional soundtracks and shit
> 5am
> tell her I can't really deal with bonding and shit so fuck all of this
> she asks if I'm really sure and if I'd like to visit her again now
> waitwhatisshereallyimplyingwhatholyshit.jpg

At this point I thought....."fuck it. Maybe getting this stigma of my chest will help"

> achievement "Get in there, boy" unlocked
> epic one time achievement "Don't fuck up your first time" unlocked
> come home
> realize nothings changed, even that weight just renamed itself


> 3 weeks later
> depression even worse than before

So some advice I guess. Don't expect losing your virginity will solve anything. The question now.

What do?`My self-hatred slowly consumes me. And recently it got worse every week
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>>35815108
Go see a psychologist? I have no fucking idea, man.
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Snort ketamine for 2 weeks and you should be better senpai

Unironically
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> achievement "Get in there, boy" unlocked
You must be 18 years old or older to post on this website.

Hello I would like to know how I can further develop Autism

I've already started repeating things people say to me and keep a bland look on my face
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>>35815093
wait what, you just want to have autism isnt autism a bad thing i really dont understand
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>>35815549
Autism has its perks
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>>35815642
Wait so you want to us autism as you escape goat and dis value it even more

Fucking normies

Why do you want to get into a relationship so badly? Knowing how autistic most of you are, it will inevitably fail, and you'll feel worse off
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>>35815069
Most people learn through failure.
You must be exceptional to expect to succeed at everything you attempt on the first try.
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I'll have to succeed eventually? Right?
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despite my autism, the relationships I've had have been pretty successful in that the girls were all absolutely devastated that i broke up with them. I think when I find a girl good enough for my life plan, I'll be able to keep her around indefinitely.

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Is this r9k - the album?
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Most of Car Seat Headrest albums are robot-friendly, though Will Toledo gained a MASSIVE normie and tumblr following recently, especially with the release of Teens of Denial.

Normies fucking ruin everything.
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>>35815521
I know. Twin Fantasy and Nervous Young Man are much better than his new stuff.
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I can finally post my OC.

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You pedo fucks are seriously going to burn in hell. It's not too late to change your ways.
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>>35815010
burn in hell for what? ohhh nooo, i looked at some little girl's nipples. wow, i feel so evil. such a monster. i'm really going to hell now huh
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Pedophilia isn't a sin, read the Bible. I'm going to loli heaven.
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>>35815010
Yeah whatever keeps you asleep at night m8

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How do black people deal with the fact that literally every people, nation, and culture hates them besides american liberals?
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>>35814985
They call it racism and kill other blacks in rage
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Because it doesn't really effect me at all
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>>35815007
Get out ooga booga

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i think im having a depressive episode, will smoking weed help? theres things i want to do before i kill myself
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It might help but probably not, I've gotten quite depressed while high before.
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it would work short term - but when you get the low YOU GET THE LOW.

u willing to give some backing story anon? - i need to know what im dealing with...
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>>35814975
Drugs tend to affect people differently but weed should help you with depression, yes.

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Why don't woman take more initiative when it comes to dating? I don't mean it in a bitter virgin too scared to approach girls kind of way, but it seems silly to only take what comes your way, they could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch.
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>>35814926
>they could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch.
>it's a "nice guy" gets rejected episode
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>>35814926
why don't you be more of a man and go after what you want? If a woman goes after you, then she won't know that you're able to go after what you want, and if you can't do that, what use are you?
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>They could let a really great guy get away all because they wanted to be a little bitch

Same goes for the reverse for most of this board (Most of the time myself included)

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and what you did that warranted it
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> 11 year old me, was doubting wether or not i should go into football (soccer) camp for a week , 20 people in room
> couldnt choose, got stressed due to confusion and puked on my dad's leg
> only time i got beaten to this day
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>tfw she gave me 20 dolla when she was drunk and then claimed that I stole it when she got sober and beatthe shit out of my 12 year old ass
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>stab dad in his back
>he doesn't instantly drop dead like in the movies
>before I can stab him again he punches the shit out of me and I wake up in hospital with several fractures
pic related

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ROOMMATE HAS A GIRL OVER SO I CAN'T GO MAKE DINNER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT ROASTIES
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>>35814847
Get a pizza ordered to your room
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How fat and retarded are you? LOL
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>>35814847
just break a hole in the wall and climb out

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>16 year old sister comes home and announces that she has a boyfriend
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>>35814836
what, do you want her to be as pathetic as you?
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>hear sister in bed with her bf in next room laughing
>later find cum stains on the cover
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>>35814836
And why are you not her boyfriend?

>>35814889
Tell parents, remove bf

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