Who here /misandrist/?
>>35819300
>>35819300
>Who here /misandrist/?
I'm a male robot who is a misandrist
>>35819300
Men suck major penis
>>35819404
>>35819404
>Men suck major penis
I hate them because they have better lives than I do. I wouldn't call myself a feminist since I don't care about female rights.
Just what the subject line says: I am God. I'll be sticking around for a while to answer any questions as best I can, though let me preface everything with the fact that I am not omniscient at all times, this being one such time.
Did you forget to take your schizo meds?
if ur god then kill me in my sleep
otherwise I'll come back tomorrow and denounce your ass
>>35819318
>>35819318
Haha no, I'm not medicated. But, even if I were crazy and not really God, if we (capitalizing pronouns is a bit obnoxious imo, but whatever suits us) ever came around, that's probably what we'd say, isn't it?
>>35819432
I can't. Sorry, I should've specified. The same goes for omnipotence.
>Ask dad to cat-sit for me while I'm out of town
>Get back, treat him to dinner before heading back
>Conversation turns to dating
"Don't get distracted on the way to finding the one, anon"
>???
>Head back home
>Bright pink pocket pussy was on the bathroom counter the whole time
What's the quickest way to kill myself, anons?
>>35819251
Holy fuck
>almost as bad as the analysis plug in the sink
Oh anon, there's no way to address this. Just pretend it didnt happen.
Also, if you feel that much guilt do nofap
>>35819251
You know what man, your dad handled that with class. I had things happen in early high school that I wish my dad even had the chance to be that chill about it.
You gonna be okay. Don't an hero
Fucking normalfags who leave the crust when eating pizza
You are not alone, robot. It disgusts me as well. Spoiled children who don't eat all of what's on their plate.
>>35819198
I unapologetically do this if the crust isn't good/there isn't tomato sauce or garlic sauce in the vicinity
Crunchy crust is where it's at. I could literally eat it as if it was a snack. Fucking normans.
Why is this bitch allowed to claim she suffers from social anxiety when she's a total fucking normie?
>>35819195
Because it's a drawing retard
So? Normies can have social anxiety too, don't be such a snowflake. I used to have social anxiety. Pic related is me, my presence always triggers virgins for some reason
>lol I can totally relate
>but it's not a drawing of an ugly guy or ugly girl so it's visually appealing
they just ignore the fact that it's a 8/10 stacey trying to make herself and her chad bf look ugly for attention on the internet
>tfw too intelligent to talk with women.
>tfw too intelligent to talk with other humans
>too intelligent to use words at all
>>35819192
its ok they dont talk to you either way
I'm going to sleep now. If everyone could pray that I die, I'd really appreciate it.
I really really hope you die
Dying in your sleep after eating turtle pie
Comfy feels
I want to lick his feet clean
> Oh, a-anon! You actually came? We thought you knew Hailey only invited you on a dare. Are you gonna stay long or what...?
Just needed to use the john
>>35819004
They won't want me to leave when I show them my moves
>>35819004
Is this a scenario you autists can actually see happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU3WlB15FQY
So how fucked are you guys when your browsing history gets out? I personally will kill myself almost immediately.
>>35818977
Not too fucked since I'm smart enough to do my sensitive browsing in Tor.
>>35819007
I never even thought to turn my VPN on just for porn
>>35819007
you do realize that TOR doesn't matter with what ISP's have right? unless you have a VERY secure VPN your ISP literally has all the data of your journeys through the internet
>feminist co-worker just found out I was offered a promotion over her
hatefuck her
>>35818908
>feminist found the promotion poster
>>35818908
You're higher than her now, if she makes a fuss write her up.
>b-b-but she'll frame me for rape or something
Admonish her publicly so you have witnesses out the ass you never physically touched her. Also, also follow your company's disciplinary policy TO THE LETTER so she can't cry discrimination.
do women get away with being such assholes like this?
>>35818892
Because guys are little faggots and continue to hand over their hard earned money to these whores and then March with them when they claim they're oppressed. Fuck whores and fuck all faggots that give them money. Gas them all.
>>35819053
All this woman is doing is exploiting an existing market. You're an idiot if you wouldn't do the same. I sure as shit would.
>>35818892
just got a match like this today, thanks for the heads up anoni mean, i wouldn't have sent her the $5 like you did but still
Cmon robots, let's come up with some ideas to get rich together. If we had no money problems we all would be so much happier
I'm already pretty rich. So, there's that.
I already made quite a bit of money. I'm still a lonely basement-dweller, I guess money can't cure neckbeard. At least I have a way nicer car and a faster pc though
Yeah I'm also rich like 120k plus job and savings so yeah....hug?
Any of you bros work construction? I want to know about what to do for my first day on the job as a sider
So, it's pretty much customary to blow all of your co-workers your first day. There's that. You should also bring coffee too.
>>35818848
commit the suicide now desu
>>35818921
Then there's that too. But seriously, they'll razz you if you don't blow 'em.
Why are women so utterly cringey? Everything they do is pure cringe, from them overreacting to shit, trying to be funny, trying to be "silly", it's all so fake and cringey, and it's even more cringey when it's genuine.
whats cringeier is your dick game
>>35818992
Irony
Good stuff :}
>>35818784
>Why are women so utterly cringey?
Because you're a misogynist. That's really all there is to it.
if you could be anything what would you be
I would become the God if this world.
pregnant with puppies
A bisexual 9/10 girl. I can't imagine a more privileged and easy life