good or bad, it doesn't matter.
https://youtu.be/AkiYJ0tx2Dk
https://youtu.be/PSCC2mqpbOo
roflmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnow8LJCVPM
https://youtu.be/ggiUMDccO0Y
i'm literally the master of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLKGBOFHTg
>>35821702
OHHHH SHIEEEEEEEELKSDJFLKSDJFLKSDJFAL;SDKJFADKLSF;ALKSDJF;ALKSDJF OH MY GOD
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!!! HOW
HOW WOHFOKDJSFLKSDJKD HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THIS LMAOOOOOO omg i think this was like one o f my fav songs on the albummmm omggggg thank youuuu <3333 like that intro harmonyyyyyy i always try to do that irl but like nobody actually wants to participate (or whenever i try to do it with my parents they dont naturally get it) but with my best friends i can just start singing one note and they'll sing the higher octaves or we'll all jump in LMAOOO OH MY GODLDKJFSLDKJFLSDKFJDLK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok now that im listening to the rest of the song i dont know if this was one of my favs but the intro definitely i sung like a million times thanks =o) BUMP AND JAMM AYEE 0:03 OMGOMGOGMGOMG JU
JU
JU
UHUHSTTTTTTT
GOT PAID!!!!!!!!!!
wow LOL so TRUE
this is actually true besides the shitty art
people fucking act like they have le random mental ilnesses when they fucking suck
>>35821500
Hurrrr IM SO RETARD DURP DERR DEER UGGGGGHHH HOI! NO BUTTS HEEEERP
>>35821500
Ironic that even this normie shit is accurate. OCD here, I constantly think about murder and it goes into gruesome detail. It freaks me out sometimes but I stopped caring about the thoughts over time. Its just become apart of me and I cant really stop the thoughts.
I don't even deserve a fucking gf.
>>35821419
>don't deserve one
>don't even talk to women
>still complain about tfw no gf
/devilish/
>>35821419
i want a cute gf with tits and ass and loves me forever
how get
>>35821419
Giw ollsd ?
>make a bunch of dating site profiles
>fill them out
>message a couple hundred girls
>get messages from bots only
>sink to messaging 1-2/10s
>still nothing
>delete profile
>don't leave my house for 2 weeks
every fucking time I feel good about myself, women just have to drag me right back down
it's like they just love to see people like me suffer for no good reason
""""sink"""" to 1 and 2s
get over yourself brobot, fix your attitude and your self before you try to mess up someone elses life with your companionship
Been doing the same thing. Haven't deleted my profile yet, this time. Some girl I messaged a few days ago that read and never responded just looked at my profile again today. I wonder if she'll respond. I doubt it. Nobody else has.
The few people that do write to me out of the blue are very boring 4/10s or worse. I can't be bothered to write back to them. I guess it's my own fault, but honestly, talking to people like that is too draining to be worthwhile.
>>35821536
kill yourself if you think your half-assed bullying "advice" does anything except drive the robots here deeper into their shell
how does this make you feel?
https://webmshare.com/wn0rR
Aroused, then lonely. I could feel myself with her warmth, moving her clothing.
Then annoyance.
Then hatred.
Now you've left me full of hatred.
Why? Why OP?
>>35821410
It makes me feel like you have a shit taste in porn.
>>35821410
stop these feels at once
i didn't ask for this tonight reeeeeeeeee
Tell me about your father.
What does he do for a living?
Is he an alpha or a beta?
Do you love him or hate him?
>>35821392
Only met him once. He died the same day. A few hours later.
heas been dead since I was 9
and he was an alcoholic
Do I miss him?
I miss my mom not being so clingy to me because I look exactly like him
My father is a surgeon. He's pretty alpha in general but he called once and just said I love you on the phone crying and hung up so I'm pretty sure he tried to kill himself. I think I love him we don't have a very intimate relationship. Not his fault though
Who else here /ppp/?
Those fatass hands are grosser than that tonguedick
everything about this picture is incredibly off-putting
>>35821473
what is that?
originelu
who /cripplingjealousy/ here?
any time I see anyone with any modicum of talent, I get indescribably angry. at them and myself. I just can't handle it.
>>35821327
If their in the same field/practice as you, use your feelings to fuel your work or drive to get better.
If you feel like you have no talents when you see someone talented, start getting good at something you lazybum. Nobody ever started talented. They started bad and worked at it until they were good. Even if you can't see the hard work they put into it doesn't mean they got good for free.
>>35821361
>Nobody ever started talented
Okay you fucking normie, riddle me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysEM3ojgMfk
This fucking guy taught himself piano in a few years and improvised something on the spot and got the unabated adulation of literally everyone in the crowd, meanwhile other people have taken formal lessons for years and could never do something like that, so every time you want to spout your normie feel good bullshit you just shut your fucking mouth and remember that
>>35821361
>Use your feelings to fuel your work or drive to get better
This is really bad advice OP. If your only motivation to get better at something is hating yourself, then you're not going to feel better when you accomplish it. You're just going to hate yourself about the next thing.
Instead, try to be more compassionate with yourself and figure out what exactly you value and what you want to change about yourself. It's okay that you are who you are, you did the best you could. Now go and do better
If you visit /pol/, you are banned from posting on all other boards for six hours.
>>35821174
How about whatever happens on /pol/ (minus thr election) stays on /pol/ I used to actually like the shitposting there, but it's become way too "ironic" the past couple years.
How about you go back to where you came from, 4chan has always had boards that pull shit like this.
>>35821174
/pol/ is cool maybe if I learned about conservative values a long time ago I wouldn't be such a piece of garbage
Am I banned guys???
>>35821165
na you're good
>>35821165
Yes
lol, did you get it?
>>35821165
Am I baned guys?
This is what would happen to /pol/ in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWsRK1n5BN4
You mad?
>white people
lmao they can't even fight
>>35821141
Too bad he didn't knock him flat on his ass now that would've been fun to see
>>35821141
white people are weak af bruh
>meet a cute guy
>we're a perfect match for each other
>i find out he uses 7-9 inch dildos
>realize i would never be able to please him
>ghost him immediately
Why must I be cursed with a 4.8 inch dick?
Dildos are not a indication of preference; most gay men and women prefer 4"-5.5" inside of them (what they prefer to LOOK AT is a different story).
>>35821203
Did you miss the part where OP said uses?
>>35821203
You've been lied to Anon
I think my sexual energy is at an all time high. I've masterbated 5 times today and I'm no where near close to being done. I'm so horny all the time.
I'm throwing away my standards, Im just going to download Tinder, buy the premium which lets you swipe infinitely, then buy boosts, and just swipe right on every single girl I see for a few hours.
Statistically, eventually I have to match with a girl that will be willing to having sex with me. Out of thousands one HAS TO SAY YES.I'm white, tall, and a little muscular so I think I'll be okay.
I'd be willing to fuck fat chicks, anorexic chicks, black chicks, whatever, I JUST NEED TO PUT MY COCK INTO A PUSSY OR I WILL BEAT MY DICK UNTIL IT HURTS.
>>35821077
>buy
Oy vey you've fallen into (((their))) trap
>>35821077
Only 5 times? What a Noob
>>35821117
After posting this its at 6 anon.
Am I destined to become a sex addict?
caant tawk rite naw sorri buzzzie on da fone
C'mon helper let's talk for a bit pal
while you're calling collect with your bp efriend
we're over here like.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYBiVAzo9s
>>35821170
wow i'm gonna dye my hair that color tomorrowwww!!! :) aye
i just inspired myself lmaoooo hahahaha omgg <3333333 thats kinda what i wanted yaaay :D but fresher! :DDDD ayyy apu i love you!!! <333333 mwah -3- x0x0x0x0x0x0 lil1 <3333
anyone else use sleep meds to fall asleep most of the time and actually kick the habit?
i'm up to about 250 mg of diphenhydramine a night. sick of this shit, but like the walking on clouds feeling and lucid introspection and thoughts right before i fall asleep.
>>35820847
start smoking weed instead, use it to get off the meds
>>35820847
man that's crazy you should stop you'll just be up a little later for 1 or 2 nights
>>35820847
Have some dph here how much should I use for a first dose to knock me the fuck out