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>why are girls bad? us guys are good

greaf thread retard

Because women are dumb kunts. She's wearing makeup in the pic btw. Women will put makeup on but not as much and call it make up free so they can be praised as being "brave" and "naturally beautiful". Women are deceitful cunts end of.

>>35823592
I want to sniff her your pubes

>>35823412
there is probably an end.
You might not like it though

>>35823412
i really really dont think so man i feel like this every day, every night i feel like i am sinking deeper into quicksand and all i can do is cry for help

Find something easy you can do often, preferably for free. It will help a lot.

>>35823342
don't do such a thing as this

>>35823342
What events lead to this decision. Pls explain as well as you can.

>>35823342
How did your dads get past the adoption agency's background checks?

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>>35823294
>dragon found the dad dildo

>>35823294
>dad found the moonchild

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>>35823294
>dildo found the dragon dad

>>35823129
that girls body is average

Are there any images of this guy fully erect and not with just a semi.

>>35823166
I doubt he can even get fully hard, honestly. He's not super tall but that thing is gigantic. Apparently he's a soccer guy or something so I can only imagine how obnoxious it must be to keep that tucked away while playing.

>>35823075
it smells like pope jean paul II

Just took a shower.
It smells like soap and hormones

smells like a mix of shit and blood but the shit is like one of those that have been sitting in the toilet soaking in piss for two days at the least

>>35822998
if i recall correctly her body is hot as fuck

>>35822998
I would date her, anyone that says otherwise are failed normies

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I wouldn't.
I wouldn't date anyone.
I just want to be alone

>>35822981
you've written a poem
now fucking go home

>>35822981
hey this was really good. Have you ever tried to write raps?

>>35823007
>>35823052

It's Drake's new song bwahaha!!
But yes I do write poetry sometimes

>>35822903
Bumping for bellies

>>35822903
Somebody come bump w me pls

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>>35823264
chea boi!
>sorry, couldn't find big belly, just big ass

go wash your hair

>>35822704
suh brah

>>35822747
ssuh du

when white people die :)

>>35822650

In 1944

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I just want them out. How the fuck can I compete with this chode

>>35822621
try it on someone so if you fuck up there's not much to lose

>walk up to her
>say hi
>ask her name, where she's from and her age
>always find some excuse to talk to her
>once she's comfortable talking with you ask for her number or FB

but if,

>she doesn't keep the conversation flowing >she doesn't feel comfortable talking with you (you could easily see it on her face)

She's not into you. Move on and find another girl who is worth your time.

>>35822621
They got a friend to ask me if I wanted to go out with them.

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hiding guy

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wall guy

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field guy

>>35822487
I'm so sick of hd porn being in such good lighting. I don't need to see pubes in that much detail.

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>>35822487
>she freezes her pee, shit, and breast milk
>people actually buy it
what the fuck would you even do with frozen piss and shit?

That skirt is actually kind of cool, like a map and a skirt at the same time?

>>35822408

i think I've rejected all of them based on that, desu.

nice lipstick bitchboy

4, honestly.
Two of them are outgoing
One of them is a sadist with a mommy personality.
Fourth one was a slut.