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>>35822446
We know where she is, and why she's there. Now fuck off and stop making these threads.

>>35822446
She'll be back. And her return will be glorious.

>>35822636
>We know where she is, and why she's there.

Well, I don't. An answer would be nice.

*unbuckles belt*
*unsticks zip*

>>35822401
This stupid ass recurring nightmare.

I am somewhere, usually my house, doing my thing. By the time I realize that it's a nightmare it's too late, the antagonist of the dream gives me something like a seizure. Then I "wake up", but in sleep paralysis. And there is this fucking evil entity that will charge at me and cause me another seizure if I open my eyes and see it. Then I actually wake up, scared shitless and not knowing if I am really awake and safe.

Had similar dreams since I was a little kid, but way more rarely. Not on a nearly daily basis, for the past year atleast.

Ever since I hooked up with my girl I spend all my free days with her. I only get two days off work and one I reserve for free time. The other is usually for finishing homework. It really sucks because she's taking my k e day from me every week
Not to mention my balls hurt every day after because she swallows like at least 3 times every time she comes over. Its getting old pretty fucking quick and I just wanna play videogames

Well dont then. Sayanora biatch.

>>35822067
>she wont talk talk to me
Is that all? Dont apologize if you really dindu nuffin. If she threatens with cops or something then I'd be worried.

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>>35822067
You don't belong here, normie motherfucking scum

Dawg the movie is god tier and I dont even like bebop all that much. if you want just stop now and watch the movie, it is a contained narrative

>It feels like a kid's cartoon, just really violent.

A lot of anime is like this. Just have fun with it and admire the gorgeous work that is put into the animation.

give death note a shot
it is known as a very good starter anime

I have known Tumblr girls in real life. They are all absolutely deranged, damaged and defend Tumblr as a website with their whole being. It's kind of weird that they view an online community as so important. I mean, shit, I like you faggots but if someone told me 4chan was a disgusting, horrid place I'd still agree with them.

Oh, also, every Tumblr girl wants a 6'4" "nerd" guy who is actually just a Chad or celebrity with glasses and a bow tie. They don't want disgusting virgin spergs.

>>35821819
I've been with a actual tumblr girl. We met in a mental institution. She was actually really cool and we had a good time, but she did have issues and it didn't end up working out

you are not getting a haute couture girlfriend, ever.

Imagine being so privileged you can bitch about it on the internet. Get fucked whitey, we dem boizzz

>>35821832
Imagine being so privileged you're privileged enough to get on the internet and call people privileged

>>35821895
Imagine being so privileged you're privileged enough to get on the internet and say to people "Imagine being so privileged you're privileged enough to get on the internet and call people privileged"

2 days.

I like to keep my pee pee squeaky clean.

>>35821644
2 weeks

orignalnaogvjfoovhyl

Two days usually, but three times once because I was on a vacation and didn't wanna use the shitty hotel shower. My hair also gets very greasy so it constantly needs to be washed

>>35821401
I think they're resigned to the way I live my life.

Mom gave up on me shortly after birth.
Father soon followed.
I don't know or have anyone beyond that.

>>35821401
yeah kinda, theyre trying to get us to have failjng grades so that we can live with them forever

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>>35821270
You grow out of this stuff?

I'm still waiting to after 8 years
Help me pls

>>35821270
As soon as I discovered mangas don't have fillers

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>>35821124
Shit that's sad

Imagine just being an animal and literally having no way of escaping that

The despair must have it killed it before hunger or thirst

Yikes. Well if I was a deer I guess I wouldn't

>>35821276
>The despair must have it killed it before hunger or thirst
No, it was probably hunger or thirst.

>>35821101
i am really good at being annoying

>>35821109
at least you have something going for you

>>35821137
it really sucks having that going for me

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>>35821033
I think I'm going to try to find a good porn game to masturbate to for a few hours

>>35821033
My plans are to be on the PC for 24 hours a day

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*Leans slightly in seat*

BRAAAAAAP
*smacks lips*
*scratches butt and sniffs*

Ayyyy what up wagecucks

>>35820940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FH2Fb8NsN9

>>35821105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jk03XO7qXA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1THo7RWaYW1

>>35820937
Lad. Or DMT. Or similar.

>>35820937
>>35821008

LSD rather* not lad

Shrooms. Or really any good psychedelic. Shit, if you get familiar enough with the effects you can lucid dream and trip in your dreams. The possibilities are endless.

>>35819736
In waifus aren't mixed abominations

>>35819736

/r9k/ doesn't like to hear it, but women in porn are sluts and the only reason they do it is because they get to fulfill their desires in porn that guys in normal life wouldn't do for them.

>>35819884
>Says the likely obese NEET?

I'd bet anything she is cuter than you could do