Nobody wants me around, Anons. It's because of the fact that I have no deep connection with other people. All of my interactions are skin-deep. I'm horribly depressed and have been since I graduated High School. I remember distinctly being given the wrong address for the graduation party. Me and about 30 other people were the butt of a joke that involved them ditching us and sending us to the wrong house. I don't get it. I was decently good looking, (still am meh, 7/10 on a really nice day), lifted, charming, funny, etc. But I was horribly depressed. I used humor to cover the fact that I was so depressed and it only made everything worse. All of my friends were fake. When I decided senior year to stop trying to be the fake funnyman, my depression slipped through the cracks and I found myself without friends.
This continues to this day. I have trouble looking people in the eye when I talk to them. I'm 6'0 185lbs, pretty well cut and musceled. Everything REALLY went downhill when I went to RASP (Ranger Assessment and Selection Program) to pursue my dream of becoming an Army Ranger. There's a catch: even if you complete the course, you are not guaranteed a spot in the 75th. I was disqualified for "questionable emotional state/decision making". I spent 4 years as 11B (infantry for you civanons) in maritime and had to go to counseling. I wasn't even deployed. This ruined me.
I can't cope with being a social outcast and a failure anymore. Goodbye forever.
>>35824097
lol cya
tldr go to /adv/ you faggot
better luck in the afterlife kiddo
Captcha is driving me freaking insane homie. I'm honestly thinking about Ponying up for a 4chan pass. It's only twenty bucks and imagine how lit it would be to not have to solve those fuckers
i feel like its th esame as buying a league skin
by the time you pay you realize its fucking shit, the entire thing is a waste (the game / website) and you will regret wasting even a penny on it once you quit.
and trust me, you will quit.
>>35824086
Wait until october when they are on sale for $15. If you dont already use legacy captcha, use it.
How do I solve existential depression?
drugs, suicide, lobotomy
>>35824063
escapism
Doesn't much matter what form you choose.
Normies will try to take your method of choice away from you too.
Death is the real answer anyways.
you know how, anon
you just don't want to know
Anon, is it true you're a homophobe? That's not cool.
y-you're not cool
Get the fuck out of my house, you faggot, or I'll call mummy.
can we cuddle qt
Holy shit this hurts 24/7. In pretty sure I gave myself razor burn while shaving pubes. Help a brother out and tell me how to ease this pain. I can sleep, walk, or work.
>>35824033
soy sauce that shit broh
will numb the pain
Put your hand on a hot stove. The burn on your fingers will distract from the razor burn.
>>35824033
That picture is so satisfying, I can see all the ingrown hairs
>tfw been smoking way too much weed
>decide to take a break
>i'm so fucking bored
what the fuck do i do? i'm just uninterested in everything rn
That's what weed does to you
>>35824013
Smoke some weed
Or drink some robo, whatever
>>35824013
Seriously it fucking kills me to be sober. I'm a piece of shit I've been smoking almost every day since I was sixteen, two years ago
Does /r9k/ like KMFDM?
shouts out to pre columbine kmfdmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9axM3OY2T8
Stray bullet!
>from the barrel of love
Stray bullet!
>from the heavens above
I'm the i-lle-git-i-mate
*bang bang*
Son of god!
*wall runs like neo, spraying akimbo aks*
Haven't thought about them in years.
Loved this song. Still do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI_5pwARLW8
Exercise.
Eat wholesome foods.
Maintain a good sleep schedule.
Shower.
>mfw I just gave you all the answers to your percieved problems.
>mfw youre social anxiety stems from not solving these problems.
>>35823948
I've done that, once for a couple of weeks. I didn't feel better.
I exercise 6 days a week for an hour to two hours a day. I eat wholesome foods, mostly vegetables, meat and nuts. I maintain a good sleep schedule. I shower every morning and after working out.
I hate being alive. What now?
>>35823948
Does it work for "shake when I'm in public" tier anxiety?
Chad's magic
I'm a virgin but I just started texting a Chad and he's being very direct about wanting to have sex. From being a proud newfag, I see this as danger because I'll be pumped and dumped. Why does a beautiful face make me so dumb?
pic unrelated but it's a ig crush of mine lol
>>35823946
B A I T
unless you post time stamp this thread is declared bait until further notice.
>>35824014
Im being serious
How is this bait?
>>35823946
The hotter he is, the shittier he will be at sex
How can you say he loves you when he won't even eat you out
Post your group of friends
>>35823899
>Post your group of friends
me and all my friends
>>35823899
No no no. Gotta stay eh-non
>>35823899
Check em out,were pretty cool.
What's life like after you finally accept that you will never have sex?Does the loneliness ever go away?
>>35823815
My life felt empty when I thought that. When I realized I wasn't truly ugly I felt more alive.
>>35823815
Why won't you have sex anon? It's not hard to get with a slut. Or are you too good for a slut? Sluts need love too.
>>35823815
The loneliness goes away, yeah, but the sense of failure doesn't
Like, sex is this nearly basic fucking thing that literal kids are having everyday, and here I am as a grown man at 33 never having even gotten close.
Is there a good reason to leave the house (besides food) if you have no job and no friends?
To get the 10000 daily recommended steps.
>>35823826
don't need that many steps if you never eat!
>>35823859
yeah, you do. it's not just about not getting fat.
>watching this shitty dating show from the 90s
>the manlet always gets eliminated first
Holy shit, the meme is real!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWzLs40NpLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOIC4gr_3A
>ywn be bullied by female Slavs in middle school
>>35823655
File video reminds me of when i used to get bullied by a group of girls in school.
Ended up locking myself in a bathroom stall to hide from them, they knew i was in there and just waited for me to come out eventually.
>>35823795
it hurts much more not to be bullied desu
What is the most comfy WoW dungeon?
For me it's Black Morass.
Something about the openness of the area and the swampness of it.
Man fuck those dungeons, with the pickup groups you can't even exploring without people bitching to hurry the fuck up.
I don't think I was ever able to get to an objective quicker without having somebody bitch about how I was taking too much time to get to the damn door
World of Warcraft is for faggots
>>35823574
i like the battle for mt hyjal. its a raid though. it's comfy because you don't actually have to hurry as much, like >>35823597 pointed out.
>>35823856
I think it was very mediocre. The town areas were too small.
You're walking down the road minding your own business when a stuck up roastie shouts at you, "Get out of my way, you ugly fag! Don't look at me!"
wat do?
>>35823498
rape her anus to show her how much of a fag i am, I guess
Stab her in the neck and throat fuck her bleeding wound.
>>35823498
Tell her I'm actually gay cause a scene hope some people are sjws around me so she gets fucked for calling a gay person a fag in public