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Come on now, you know you want to
Just join

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Seems like r9k is dead this time of night

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Please, I'm so alone


I need you

>>35824554
There's a couple but the easiest one to get which is also legal is DPH, more commonly known as benadryl.

Take 600mg of DPH and you'll have a really good time jacking off. Makes it feel 10x better.

weed and nitrous oxide
can throw in an opiate if you're feeling saucy
this shit is horrible for you, fwiw

weed is incredible for jacking it, creates a warm sensation everywhere, 10/10.

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>>35824530
Fucking idiot, that's not how it works.
NoFap is a meme, drink coffee, and if you don't smoke too much, who gives a fuck? Eat healthy but also eat enough and do moderate exercise, not two hours workout every day.
Obviously you're doing something wrong.

>>35824530
>>stop fapping
fapping is actually healthy for you though. coffee you can deal with as well

>>35824530
No Coffee
Find a nicotine substitute
Keep fapping
Eat plenty of meat, too

>not work until I can get my phD
>fast forward 6 years
>Job Interviewer: So anon, it says here you're 26 and have no job experience, but you demand to be called Doctor because you have a phD in LibArts
>You know what just get out

Poor people spotted ^^

I don't mind really, I'm from a working class family.
I'm not one of those people who gets butthurt that some people have more money than me.

There are a lot more things that I feel I'm missing out on that aren't money.

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Why don't you become part of the solution and date some robots?

I need to get fucked right now

ok i know guys are going to say i'm attention-whoring but fuck you i need to vent
guys always say how it's so easy for grils to get laid
and grils say that i always get all these guys
well where are they though
i'm so fucking sick of fapping every fucking night
i'm ready to finally have someone else down in my nethers
but how the fuck do i do that
like whats the process
fuck my stupid dumb life

>>35824456
what do you mean by taboo?

>>35824456
look at something taboo

learn to live with it

>>35824456
look at something taboo

Why are you shaving your legs, bro?

Try getting it waxed, or shaving closer to the skin, I would think.

It takes a long time for legs but threading works. I'd say just wax though.

>>35824523
im gay desu :(

original

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>implying that I don't already scare the normies
I think that's the only reason they insist on bothering me in my isolation
It's like yelling "is anyone here?" into an empty house as if that's a rational thing to do.
They just can't let anyone die in peace, can they?

>>35824445
ahhhh bamkemono!!! nigerrrrrrrro!!! hayaku!!

This is the cosmic era where we go from humans to trolls, demons, and goblins. We dwell in the strength of darkness.

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>>35824408
>mfw i turned down an invitation to my friend's frat because i wanted to get high and shitpost on /sp/

>>35824408
/tv/?

me too

>>35824408
Tough shit, buddy
Join the club, I've been here for 8 years and still can't leave

>>35824339
By a loose definition, everything you know is a meme

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>>35824339
>Everything is a meme

How is this a problem exactly?

>>35824339
Order is important. The trouble you're dealing with is that, because of this great information sharing system we have, people are no longer having experiences to gain the knowledge they work with. They don't have meaning or context to match the definitions. Instead of thinking about categorizations and memes, think about individuals and their stories. There are only a few that are worthwhile to you, personally, to review and look at as guideposts for your life.

>>35824336
/that guy/ who's only redeeming quality about himself is the fact that he's above average height and aside that fact he's a massive KHV

>>35824336
Hows it feel to be a dumb Yurofag?

Doesn't really bother me but I'm a complete shut in loner.

>>35824323
>that one Marxist kid who showed up the the North Western Mutual Externship event for the chance to get a (capitalist) financial summer internship

I wanna say that my chances of being a big shot are increasing due to being surrounded by stupid people like this, but ultimately I know that it's going to hurt me and my family one day.

There was a kid who would never shut the fuck up about militant communism. He walked with a limp and was super fucked up. Then suddenly he was an aggressive anarchist. Complete 180.

What is it about weirdos that makes them subscribe to extreme ideologies?

>>35824385
>be weird
>be shunned in "normal" society
>seek out texts that paint a picture of a different society

etcera

>>35824202
no matter how far you run, you can't run from who you are

Losing weight only works if you're Chad but you're lazy and a fat POS. If you're undesirable by default nothing will help you.

That's an obscene amount of weight, you must feel like a completely different person

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>Girl talks to me a handful of times
>Talk about the weather
>Tell her I love her

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How can I stop doing this.

>>35824215
get a girlfriend

oregano

WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO

>>35824137
She's spilling over me In Too Deep she's spilling over me, go on have it all

>>35824137
Hahaha i love American pie