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Short drop hanging advice?
>Be me
>Depressed af
>Kicked out of military for being depressed
>Too pussy to kill myself successfully (yet)
>Too poor to buy a gun
>Too dumb to figure out short drop hanging
So advice? I have a sturdy rope that should be thin enough to cut off blood supply to the brain. I should be knocked out in around 15 seconds, but I keep hanging around (no pun intended) for minutes. Thoughts?
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Don't do it please, I'll pray for you tonight. I'm sorry you feel so bad anon.
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>>35824973
I saw a vid of a guy just did it from a doorknob, then kinda laid forward to put pressure on his neck. he turned a pretty crazy color and his whole body started like buckin pretty bad
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>>35825023
Vid link please? Thanks
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Any others robots into final fantasy?
Not just VII, but the series in general
Almost done with VI, here's my stats so far
I've played I, II, IV, VI, VII, VIII, X, XII, XIII and plan on getting XV
bretty neat stuff
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Playing VII at the moment
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>never played them so decided to see what the hype was about
>buy IV for the DS
>play about 20 hours
>get bored as shit
am i missing something here? these games just seem like such a time-commitment and i wasn't at all invested
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>>35825038
They're pretty much just fuel for my daydreams and something to waste my time on now desu
I understand if you find them boring, i did too when i played my first ff game but then i got really into the story and music and now thats all i spend my spare time doing
ITT: Alpha Males you look up to
>sold crack on the goddam streets of brooklyn to make a living
>55 million albums sold
>genius lyricists
>$550 million
>Literal superstar waifu
>didn't let his ugliness or humble beginnings stop him from having it all
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>>35824948
he does get destroyed in the best diss track of all time tho
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>>35824948
Jay Z is smooth as fuck.
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>>35824948
SeamlessR of the Howtobass tutorials
Literal NEET and neckbeard loser
Works extremely hard to understand the inner nuances of sound design, electronic music, and the programs
Not just the "how" (hurrdurr hello fellow dubsteppers step one pls turn this knob) but the "why" (when you turn this knob, the harmonic distribution is changed based off this algorithm in this way)
Truly a genius, is the best at what he does, and overcame the fact that he would have been the saddest loser living with his parents if he hadn't.
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https://youtu.be/t_OBxLmfJt0
How does this video make you feel, anon?made me shed a tear
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>15 min
In now way is my current attention span long enough to even watch half of it.
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>>35825124
Support a fellow KV and watch the damn video. It's good.
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>>35824941
i can't stop my ASMR marathon just for you anon
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Is there any hope for me or am I going to die a virgin?
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congrats faggot you would probably look like a normie if you weren't such a lardass. so yes, you will die of a heart attack before you get the chance.
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>>35824927
If you lost a bunch of weight you could probably get a gf for real. Until you lose that weight though you are hopeless. Time to diet and exercise. Don't eat unhealthy shit like bread, potatoes, and milk. Eat more eggs and fish.
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>>35825030
How about a fuckin shower too greaseball
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Practice gf/ chatting buddy
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Whether it's loneliness, wanting to practice interacting to a girl, vent/talk about your problems from non judging stranger, or if you slowly going insane from not talking to another human being with your voice in months I'm here to talk.
Social interaction is lacking here for sure, so if you need a safe space to talk to someone I'm here.
>inb4 girl(girl), yes I'm used to being a practice gf, no I'm not attractive or why else would I be here, this is my second time doing this and the first conversations with bots went well so I'm hoping this will be the same.
Leave a throw-a-way email so I can contact you.
I do discords or direct phone calls (from a number blocked ofc), skype is okay too but I avoid it because of call drops.
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>hasn't uttered a word via voice to anyone in 2 months besides autistc murmurs when the mail men asks how the weather is
Screw it I'll bite, how long are the calls? Do you time them or something?
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>>35824916
talk to me on discord bby
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>>35824994
Only 3 bots replied to the last thread, the 1st lasted about an hr and he was happy enough to leave after. The second one lasted for a few hrs before he called it quits and went to bed. If you're the only one replying to the thread than we can talk for as long as you want
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fembots i have a question for you
if a male has nothing to offer (literally playing games all day) but is a nice guy 5/10 looking that wont hurt you or cheat on you would you consider him as a partner?
and if no is it because you find yourself someone else filling this criteria and more or you dont want someone like this?
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Not a fembot but if you don't have $$ you're basically not going to make it as a male
get job, disregard females, acquire currency
godspeed anon
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Wait so are you looking for a girlfriend or a babysitter?
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>>35824889
I'm not interested in people that have nothing to offer, sorry OP.
Do you have a job?
I work at a coffee shop, my boss says that I'm a very big part of the daytime shift.
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>>35824887
I have a small business selling produce. Just me setting up out of the back of my truck and waiting for customers. I net ~$13000/season and work at my dad's garage in the winter
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>>35824887
I work at an small accounting firm. I do everything from bookeeping to auditing. Its kind of depressing seeing people with way more money than I do spend my bi-weekly paycheck in the mall in one day. Also equally depressing watching someone with a struggling small business slowly collect an insufferable amount of debt just in order to keep the lights on.
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>>35824887
that's cute, did you make that?
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>graduate student
>can give a 3 hour lecture in front of 100 stacies and chads
>sperg out when it's 1 on 1
why does my brain work like that?
I literally have a lecture to give in exactly 52 minutes, and I don't care, I feel 0 stress even though I know it's going to be 100 people in the room.
But I could never be this confident when talking to people in a small social environment, which is probably why I am 26 and still a kissless virgin.
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>>35824852
you get better by doing it idiot
stop being a pussy
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>>35824852
You can do it put your back into it
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>>35824852
Lectures, for the most part, are impersonal.
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>meet girl on here
>we fuck once
>knocked her up
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>>35824839
Hooray now you get to have a cute little family and a waifu forever. You made it bot. Now go out and get a job to start savong money for your little boy or girl. You can do this I believe in you
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>>35824839
>Not using a condom
Enjoy the money sink, loser.
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>>35824839
Very likely she is fucking other people as well. Get a DNA test before signing the kid's birth certificate.
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I am so sick of these fucking nu-male beta cucks who enable women by giving them donations on twitch
STOP IT
ENOUGH
WHY DO THEY DO THIS?
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>>35824819
how is it hurting you?
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>>35824834
BECAUSE
ALL ROASTIES DESERVE TO SUFFER
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>>35824834
It's the equivalent of feeding pigeons in a densely populated area, it's just attracts more pigeons who proceed to shit all over the place.
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Why did it have to be my hair. Why did you have to take my hair. I lost weight I got in shape I learned to be social I took risks I started living life then you took my hair. Now I'm fat and sitting in my room waiting to die again. Why did it have to be my hair.
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>>35824804
>crying about hair loss
>current year of our lord
what is minoxidil, finasteride, and biotin
also what the fuck does this have to do with you becoming a fat faggot again?
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>>35824862
I gave up on life I'm really awkward and anxious about eye contact and weight loss fixed it then I lost my hair and its back again so all I do is sit around and play games
I wanna try all those treatments but I fucking hate that they might not work and I have no other option but to take meds and get surgery. Like nothing I do will grow it back.
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>>35824804
Your hair was always out of your own control, but you can control your weight and socialness. Now you're just a fat bald man with no friends blaming others that aren't there.
>utterly pathetic
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/comfy discords/
post invites to comfy discords
https://discord.gg/geKXRnu
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>>35824802
Discord is for faggots though my fellow frogbot.
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>>35824846
this tbqhwyj
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>>35824846
>>35824854
Bet I can change your mind
https://discord.gg/FVy4b
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What drugs can i get that will make this social anxiety go away and how do i get them this has absolutely crippled my life
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>>35824768
Do you have a throwaway email? Ill tell you but I don't want to post it on here.
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>>35824803
i dont but everyone on here can be tracked anyway i dont see the point
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>>35824768
Cyanide, maybe ricin
Been thinking of getting into graffiti art / tagging lately. It's be something to distract me from loneliness and the fact that I have no life.
Any of you fags have experience with this? Is it something I should try or will I just look like an edgy faggot?
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>>35824621
Just learn an instrument or produce beats
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>>35824621
Yes. Ask anything. It's helped me alot
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>>35824621
>commit crimes to alleviate isolation and depression
Can't you just become a regular artist or join a book club? Why go full autismo?