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i need a red pill about life, relationships, normie stuff etc.
im 18 virgin and no gf.
pic not related.
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here you fucking go senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
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>>35831216
what should i do with listen the eggman? he have a trap gf.
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>>35831243
firs you improve English
also Eggy lost his virginity in middle school (12 or 13) and have over 5000+ post on /r9k/ so stfu
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How I talk to people? 2017-03-27 02:05:06 Post No.35831106
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How I talk to people without being creepy?
Why I'm I a douchebag and how do I fix it?
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in what ways are you creepy
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>>35831106
Just be yourself m80
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>>35831402
I say weird things and talk to women in bars trying to be suave but then they tell me to go away.
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Ask a robot who lives in a motel in Compton anything
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Why do you live in a motel in Compton
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Are you Straight and have you ever left Compton?
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>>35831108
I'm broke. Moved to California chasing a dream
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>Mom located the cum swamp
It's over, bros...
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>>35831050
>Racist, german grandma found the hitler shrine.
She cooked a nice meal for me and gifted me 50 bucks.
It has begun, bros...
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>detective found the rohypnol pudding-pops
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>mom finds the tendy cum mixture
lt's been a while.
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Hmm, hmm...what have we here?
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no idea how they pulled this off
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>>35830993
sdaogkhajflpdks
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>woke up
>no NEET bf that I can save
I even look like Misaki! Is it weird for me to have this savior complex and want to help a NEET?
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o, ye. ty, ty.
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>>35830974
Depends whether you have a dick or not.
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>>35831006
Sorry I'm a girl (female) actually, I live in the United States on the east coast.
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Video Games are for nerds 2017-03-27 01:56:54 Post No.35830958
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Video Games are for nerds
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Why do you guys play video games instead of going outside and talk to women?
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>>35830958
You actually can do both, you know? Going out is only fun if you're single, desu.
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because its actually fun and doesn't spend each second judging you for your shortcomings.
roasties btfo'd.
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>>35830958
>going outside and talk to women
I have found this to be a consistently unrewarding experience.
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>tfw no loving bf to cuddle
its not fair all the normie gays are sluts
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I can relate since I came full circle with hating women I've become bi and have an increasing urge to cuddle a bf who will protect me.
I only want one man
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>>35830906
Where do I find cute modest girls that just want to cuddle and don't fuck every penis they find?
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>>35830906
>>35830976
go back to your queer board disgusting faggots
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Tiny awkward moments that make you cringe:
>person asks for directions
>give them directions
>"Thanks, Anon."
>"Thanks, you're welcome, love you."
It's not a big deal but fuck does it make me cringe.
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>>35830883
>Thanks, you're welcome, love you
you need to learn how to speak people. wtf anon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpy0znKHWs
paswg transformation
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>>35831435
The 'love you' part was an automatic response because I was thinking of my mum at the time. But I say 'thank you' to everyone.
>tfw no bf to play video games with me
Yeah and you all said it was easy for girls (female) to find boys on here, but they all want me to chat and sends lewds. I just want a fucking friend
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>tfw no gf to play killing floor and rocket league with me
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>>35830822
I'll be your bf (female (male))
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>>35830822
females cant be robots
fuck off whore
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How do I steal a Chad's girlfriend ?
How do I make them break up so I can fuck this qt3.14 gril that I like
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>>35830777
Kill him with a rock like your forefathers would have wanted it.
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>>35830796
His girlfriend and I are kinda close but we rarely see each other personally. We're kinda close on fb chat
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You obviously have to be better than Chad. And she has to hate him enough to get a divorce. Or at least an affair.
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I need to bust a nut , provide me fap material pls.
Better if motion stuff but I'm ok with doujins too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuMfb4syEHA
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We don't know any of your tastes senpai.
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>>35830735
if you cant fap to this, you are impotent senpai
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ITT: Uni feels
>feminist girl starts arguing with someone 5 minutes before the end of a seminar
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>>35830725
Seems fun . I love when normie's fight .
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>>35830741
Normies fight for social, political and economical issues.. And, you're here watching the whole world burn
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>>35830725
>ITT: Uni feels
I'm a fucking retard with too much pride to change to something on my level
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>you missed out on teenage sex
>you'll also miss out on early 20's college sex
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>>35830672
>you'll also miss out on early 20's college sex
i already did though
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>>35830687
well fuck, might as well kill yourself
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>>35830699
obviously i will one day
are you new to /r9k/ or something?
Do it for the moment and live there for the rest of your life
dont live in the future, theres no time but the prsent.
live in the present now and do it for the rest of your ife
there is only the prsent
do it now
dont live waiting for "later" because there is no "later"
there is only now
accept it and embrace it
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very true true very
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once a man, only a copper
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>>35830637
That is fucking retarded, how would anyone anywhere get anything done at all with that childish mindset?