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I see this cute girl every day
She's japanese, has long black hair and is probably around 5'2''
I really want to approach her but the bitch just wears earphones 24/7. She's really reclusive and always alone, and i don't want to feel like a bother to her. (thus the headphones)
What the fuck do i do
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>>35833613
Easy op, go up to her and pull one of her headphones from her ear and stutter
>y-you wanna go out?
Gaurenteed poon
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>What the fuck do i do
>implying you'd ever do anything
Oh please. Just leave her be. You're probably not the first autist she has to deal with because of muh nippon gf.
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>>35833771
I don't give a shit if i'm the first or the last, i still want to do it
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see you in the next life space cowboys, thank you for all the dank memes
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>>35833588
livestream it or gtfo
oregano
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>>35833588
Please stay anon :(
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>>35833588
suicide won't end the pain
nothing will
maybe except for finding something in this world, this life, this existence
i think about ending it every day and night, i know there is something, i know there is a reason to keep fighting, that's why i'm still here, here for this ride, this meaningless journey that is.
you're gonna carry that weight..
>It is better to be a ripped robot than Just being a robot
Discuss
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His sister is cute desu.
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>>35833581
Not when you're me, that guy's face is much better than mine
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>I have all these muscles
>I deserve to have a woman now
autist logic
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Balding and receding hairline
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This has ruined my life, im only 18 and have a hairline of a 45 year old businessman
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>>35833578
Hahaha, it's because you're white. Filthy subhuman.
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>>35833607
good post
CUMSKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>35833578
I started balding around your age. Im 31 now. Get help before it's too late.
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hey robots.
I wanted to start a solo only rust server, you play by yourself and we chat in game so we aren't so fucking lonely.
would any of you be up for it if i set it up, or nah?
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Can people team up together so we make a robot fort to fight against the inevitable normie?
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>>35833583
I mean the point would be you play by yourself and shit but i dunno. if everyone just played together we might as well make a friendly town server or something.
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Shit game that can force you to play as a nigger
Fuckthatshit.jpg
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Who would you rather have sex with?
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>>35833536
Got to be honest, it'd be Milo if he wasn't such a disgusting coal burner. No homo, of course.
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>>35833536
The girl one
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blaire. she needs to work on her makeup though, shits hard to look at some videos
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robots where are you from??
im from norway
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>>35833473
i'm from minnesota. 50% norwegian tho. it's bleak as fuck here in the midwest. good taste in birth place OP, wish i could move there/speak the language.
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Germania Superior
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>>35833514
>wish i could move there/speak the language.
hold deg i Klappeland
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>be manlet with squinting blue eyes, pale skin and stubble
>teenagers are all over me but always rejected their flirting
>decide to finally flirt back with them
>they're actually way more insecure than I am (DUH, THEY'RE TEENAGERS)
>profit easily
>they see me as a very confident guy when in reality I'm just an emotionally distant schizoid hooked on uppers
I MADE IT
I FUCKING MADE IT, BROS
HELL, EVEN ATTRACTIVE ADULT GIRLS MY AGE ARE INSECURE AS FUCK
ALL MY LIFE I WAS INSECURE AND REJECTING GIRLS DUE TO LOW SELF-ESTEEM
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
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The downside to this is those teenage girls will get older and go to college then realize how much of a loser you are. Those relationships will only be short lived and you will still die alone.
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>>35833407
Go to Mexico City and hang out near a high school, with your features you will drown in hot pussy.
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>>35833437
this, it has happened to me too op. the relationships maybe last a month or two, after you have given the girl enough confidence to jump on chads cock. you are literally helping chad by doing this, you cuck
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If you're lonely, why don't you go out and play some Magic The Gathering? It can be a fun and, most importantly, cheap way of spending a friday evening.
>But I don't have a deck!
Most places I see run drafts instead of constructed, so you're fine there.
In fact, there is a whole new set being released soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP-2txz0F48 for more detail.
>But I don't know how to play the game?
If you have literally never played MTG before, check out Magic Duels, a F2P magic game. Basically, all you need to know is the basics of the game. People are usually very helpful if you admit you're new.
>It's too expensive
You don't need to own a 400 dollar deck to play Magic. I'm not talking about getting a budget deck, or any of that bullshit. All you need to do is just draft.
To do a draft costs around 15-20 Canuckbucks and usually last at least three hours. Not to mention, if you do well, you can get prizes that pretty much pay for your draft. Or, you can open really good cards that you can sell for money.
>I don't know any place that plays magic
http://locator.wizards.com/
>I'm not a nurd tho
Yes you are.
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>>35833403
Anybody excited for the return of cycling?
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Exert allows creatures to give a little more effort to produce unusually good results.
You make the decision whether to exert a creature as you declare it as an attacker. If you choose to have it exert, an ability will trigger and grant you some bonus. As a trade-off, the creature won't untap during your next turn. It's tired. Needs a nap. Attack more later.
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>>35833403
Dusk // Dawn
Destroy all creatures with power greater or equal to 3
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Consequence (Cast this spell only from your graveyard, then exile it.)
Return all creature cards with power less than or equal to 2 from your graveyard to your hand.
>that girl in class that had a fat ass and only wore leggings/yoga pants
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That wasn't a thing when we went to school.
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>>35833353
had a coworker who did this and good god did I get so many boners from it.
she quit a year ago and I still miss dat ass to this day.
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>>35833556
I'm only 19 and it caught on here early
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Robots, get your shit together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY48e1oDXSU
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>>35833333
even with those digits, I don't think I can do what you're asking of me
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>>35833333
Yes, Mister Peterson, with that kind of digits, I'm ready to believe anything.
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>>35833333
can't argue with those quints pham
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>look up from your virgin walk
>see this
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>>35833323
I'm 5'7", 140 lbs, ottermode, have a 6.1 x 5.4 inch dick and a 6/10 face.
She's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of my league.
Anyway, I'd just try and walk past her since she's being weird as fuck and smiling at me.
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>>35833366
>I'd just try and walk past her since she's being weird as fuck and smiling at me.
Classic virgin walker
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>>35833323
>look up and see a literal nigger with a nigger ass
Yeah am I supposed to be impressed or something? She's not gonna be interested in me unless I have a six figure sum in my bank account.
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Will this game become real soon?
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>shoot up buildings full of normies
>die in nuclear apocalypse
I wish.
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>>35833295
Nothing is stopping you from grabbing a rooster mask and punching drug dealers to death.
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>>35833295
How do you like dis game
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I'm a femanon and I want male advise on an issue I'm having.
>have bf who comes from a middle class family(he's 25)
>he doesn't do many chores and most of his time is spent sleeping or playing video games
>he has a degree(he graduated a year and a half ago)
>right now he's having difficultly find a job in his field(accounting)
>I suggest that he start off working somewhere like McDonald's or Walmart
>he said he doesn't want to work at these places because it will look bad on his resume and he's embarrassed about friends seeing him there
>he never has money to hangout so I have to work more to be able to afford to cover costs
What's the right way to deal with this?
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Tell his ass to get a job. He's probably just not trying hard enough.
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>>35833281
>he said he doesn't want to work at these places because it will look bad on his resume
he is right
best thing to do is to find "decent enough" job while looking for someting serious
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>>35833358
I told him that and it only leads to an argument. He thinks he's too good for 95% of jobs.
When teenage girls see this guy they automatically assume he's some kind of pedophile, rapist, stalker, or school shooter. Why?
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>>35833165
cause he has shit taste in games
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>>35833165
Because society is cruel towards non conventionally attractive people and typically the social outcasts that do fucked up shit look like that as a result
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>>35833165
No, they just assume he's ugly and probebly has never been in a relationship, he doesn't look threatning enough to be a pedophile or rapist