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2017-09-01 01:34:35 Post No.39437634
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:34:35 Post No. 39437634 [Report] [View this topic]

How were you disciplined /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:15:58 Post No.39438268
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>>39437634
And how would you discipline your children if you have any?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:21:25 Post No.39438362
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:21:25 Post No.39438362 [Report]

My parents used to hit me until they realized it didn't work, and they would ground me and confiscate my electronics until they realized that didn't work, and then they stopped punishing me when they realized my depression punished me enough.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:24:15 Post No.39438406
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 02:24:15 Post No.39438406 [Report]

They didn't really discipline me

They just yelled at me, but they realized it was not really useful as I'm naturally mature and I know it when I do something wrong

Anonymous
2017-09-01 01:25:14 Post No.39437476
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:25:14 Post No. 39437476 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you mad little Latino bois?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:27:40 Post No.39437524
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:27:40 Post No.39437524 [Report]

No. It's porn. I'm not white so I don't get mad when porn stars have sex.

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>>39437524
Are you sure that you aren't mad?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:32:24 Post No.39437598
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:32:24 Post No.39437598 [Report]

gib brown pussy gf pls

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:22:55 Post No. 39437443 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hey there sleepyhead. Hungry?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:26:12 Post No.39437494
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>>39437443
Who the fuck are you and why are you in my home? Put down the food and get out!

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:26:40 Post No.39437502
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>>39437443
Why am I on the stove?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:29:14 Post No.39437546
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>>39437443
Yes love

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

Anonymous
2017-09-01 01:18:54 Post No.39437379
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:18:54 Post No. 39437379 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you just get a lonely Finnish gf?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:19:48 Post No.39437392
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>>39437379
I will once I've Finnished my Turkish Delight

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:27:06 Post No.39437513
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>>39437379
No girl in the world can possibly be lonely.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:29:19 Post No.39437547
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>>39437513
You're a fool if you believe that. Women lead lonelier lives than men.

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2017-09-01 01:07:04 Post No.39437184
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:07:04 Post No. 39437184 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw born the wrong gender

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:11:30 Post No.39437257
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>>39437184
Alright.
Cool.
Then assume the opposite gender then?
It's more than allowed and accepted in society today.
Do what makes you happy.

I'm straight and white and male and love women but this shit isn't brain surgery...
Do what makes you happy so long as others don't get hurt in the process.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:13:12 Post No.39437287
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>>39437257
I wish more of r9k were like you
I'm not op but this makes me feel good

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:14:31 Post No.39437302
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>>39437257
Yeah, OP, anon is right. You deserve to be happy so go for it.

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Femdom 2017-09-01 01:05:38 Post No.39437160
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Femdom Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:05:38 Post No. 39437160 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to see my first dominatrix. Any stories? Advice? Questions?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:06:58 Post No.39437182
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>>39437160
>Advice?
get yourself off the femdom fetish you degenerate, sort your life out and get a normal girlfriend

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:10:02 Post No.39437236
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>>39437182
I don't really feel like it. My sexuality is 98% tickling (giving mostly) and I'd like to experience it. Plus, in general, women don't like me, and, in general, I don't like women.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:13:19 Post No.39437290
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>>39437236
you're just proving that because you have the symptoms of not having a good life that that means it isn't worth getting one, seriously man you'll feel better in yourself getting away from all of it, even if it takes a great deal of inner willpower you need to

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Mental Illness General 2017-09-01 12:57:20 Post No.39437008
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Mental Illness General Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:57:20 Post No. 39437008 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you exhibit every single symptom of your mental illness so cleary and profoundly that youre correctly diagnosed on the first visit

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:17:52 Post No.39437364
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:17:52 Post No.39437364 [Report]

Or maybe you are like me and can convince yourself you are suffering from something you are not?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:17:58 Post No.39437366
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>>39437008
No matter how fucked you are most competent psychologists / psychiatrist should never diagnose you on the first visit.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:23:07 Post No.39437447
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 01:23:07 Post No.39437447 [Report]

>tfw you are so fucked up you display symptoms of multiple mental illnesses and PD's and every psych gives a different diagnoses.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 12:31:11 Post No.39436470
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:31:11 Post No. 39436470 [Report] [View this topic]

Any non-virgins here?

What does the inside of a vagina feel like? I'll never know for myself.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:33:15 Post No.39436514
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>>39436470
It feels wet anon. And warm. Like the inside of your cheek.

I just checked for you.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:34:44 Post No.39436542
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>>39436470
It feels like ~~being yourself.~~

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:35:23 Post No.39436559
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:35:23 Post No.39436559 [Report]

a warm wet sponge.

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2017-09-01 12:29:10 Post No.39436430
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:29:10 Post No. 39436430 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are so many robots on this board so happy about being unemployed? GET A JOB YOU FUCKING cucks. God damn. You take pride in leeching off of the system off of hard working people, you call us wagecucks, who do you think you are? You're worthless. You're scum. You're trash. I'm better than you.

I mean seriously, your entire existences are wastes. You sleep all day, get up, indulge yourselves, and then further proceed to DRAIN TAXPAYER MONEY and even the money of your family.

Get a fucking job, now. It's not fair that others have to work so hard while you all get away with being decadent leeches. GET A JOB NOW.

Fucking NEETcucks.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:33:39 Post No.39436526
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:33:39 Post No.39436526 [Report]

I'm phoneposting at work right now and this made me laugh

7/10 bait, points deducted for being tl;dr but overall a nice showing

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:34:08 Post No.39436534
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>>39436430
>it's not fair
Said the dodo to the dutchmen.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:34:56 Post No.39436546
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>>39436430
Jobs are degrading and insect like

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2017-09-01 12:23:04 Post No.39436311
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:23:04 Post No. 39436311 [Report] [View this topic]

What else can you do if you look like him?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:24:19 Post No.39436337
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:24:19 Post No.39436337 [Report]

He should have just been himself!

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:24:36 Post No.39436341
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>>39436311
Enjoy the hunt ( but the movie)

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:25:43 Post No.39436366
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:25:43 Post No.39436366 [Report]

He didn't even rape anyone. Normies sentence him to 20 years for being ugly.

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2017-08-31 10:02:57 Post No.39436132
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Anonymous 2017-08-31 10:02:57 Post No. 39436132 [Report] [View this topic]

>Watching some American sex comedy
>The character brings out lotion for some reason (I never understood this as a kid)
>mfw now when I realise Americans need lube to masturbate

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Anonymous 2017-08-31 10:03:56 Post No.39436133
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>>39436132
The lube is for prostate stimulation.

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>>39436132
>mfw I'm American and I don't

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>that moment when you realize /tv/ is full of Americans with no foreskins

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:12:44 Post No. 39436015 [Report] [View this topic]

What is it like to play with a girls feet? To massage them, smell them, lick them, and then for her to put them on your cock??

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:17:23 Post No.39436114
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It's amazing while it's happening. Just be sure they're truly passed out because they act like little bitches if they wake up in the middle of you stroking on them.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:19:36 Post No.39436247
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:19:36 Post No.39436247 [Report]

I love that picture so much. Her look of derision makes me twice as hard.

>tfw dont have a hot girls feet to worship
> will nevertheless get to taste a qt teenagers feet
>would gladly give foot rubs to women but it's. It something I can offer randomly

Anyone have success with getting to rub a qts feet ?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:25:20 Post No.39436357
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>>39436247
I do. It's so easy. Most Latina chicks I've been with enjoyed getting their feet sucked. I've done it with two Indian chicks. One was down and enjoyed it. The other took a few more meet ups before I got those socks off. An asian chick thought it was super kinky and enjoyed getting her toes licked. White chicks are usually weirded out by it by they're whores and enjoy it lol. My friend knew I had a foot fetish and put her feet on my crotch and started rubbig when we were drunk. Ended up with her blowing me. All these girls were 17 to 21 years old. AMA.

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2017-09-01 12:08:32 Post No.39435926
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:08:32 Post No. 39435926 [Report] [View this topic]

You aren't a robot unless you eat in the bathroom stalls

Was doing this ever since middle school

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:09:23 Post No.39435939
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>>39435926
Those are faggot pants, anon.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:11:03 Post No.39435974 [Report]

I have bother eaten and masturbated in my works bathroom stall am I robot or Chad

Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:12:06 Post No.39436000
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>>39435926
man come on just sit on a fucking table it cant be that hard ive not had a friend since i was in elementary and i did it

Anonymous
What's stopping you from becoming a chad? 2017-09-01 12:05:10 Post No.39435852
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What's stopping you from becoming a chad? Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:05:10 Post No. 39435852 [Report] [View this topic]

For me it's
>autism
>anger issues
>being fat

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:14:08 Post No.39436046
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:14:08 Post No.39436046 [Report]

Health issues. Just got finally fixed after 7 years so I'm about to leave you faggots behind.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:16:38 Post No.39436097 [Report]

i still live with my parents, i'm on a wheelchair. i have no way to meet new people.

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>>39436046
Well, I'm genuinely happy for you. If you survived as a robot, life as a Normie will be a piece of cake

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Anonymous 2017-08-31 11:51:50 Post No. 39435580 [Report] [View this topic]

I have completely had enough of humans' shit at this point. Anyone else there too? Where my misanthropes at?

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>Scientists full of shit with contradictory cosmologies
>Religions all full of shit with lies, propaganda and ponzi schemes making preachers millionaires
>Politics corrupt into oblivion
>Corporations ruining everything
>Every single form of entertainment media is cancer now
>Humans are dumb as shit as the norm
>The majority complains when anyone "rocks the boat" and make excuses continuously for everything that's obviously wrong with literally everything
Genocide the humans! Species war now!

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>>39435580
>I have completely had enough of humans' shit at this point

But not you right? You're perfect and infallible and everyone else is an idiot and deserves to die right?

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>>39435643
Got you covered here, famnigger: >>39435635
>The majority complains when anyone "rocks the boat" and make excuses continuously for everything that's obviously wrong with literally everything

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