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traps look good only in anime
only men with too much testosterone find traps attractive irl
4 me they look like they miss chromosomes

>>35834031
Where is the picture from? I'm a closet fag but I'm too socially awkward to have a conversation with you. lol

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>>35834111
Same, that's why cute boyish guys are god tier

Can't relate because I've always been a lanky piece of shit

>>35834015
>being fat
hahahahah well memed my friend :^)

>>35834015
>most of you are quite fat
Actually it's probably quite the opposite: I'd say 50% are obese, and 50% anorexic.
When you spend all day in front of a computer, it's actually easier to be skinny, because your brain doesn't register you being hungry because you use so little energy (your sugar level in the blood actually stabilizes by itself), and the lack of exercice means you get huge muscle atrophy (which is the heaviest thing in your body aside from bones).
those who are fat just need to stop eating junk food and only eat half of what they do, while drinking and taking simple nutrient supplements, and they will naturally burn fat while being somewhat healthy (although it is quite hard to get into it)

>>35834008
>27
>New to the game
Last two digits decides how many dicks she's taken

>>35834008

>I have fucked around with more dicks than I've had hot dinners and now my looks are going I'm ready to settle down with a serious nice man to give me money while I do fuck all. In return you get to fuck me once a month and be my emotional tampon :)

>>35834054

I see your 54 and raise you x dicks.

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The time has finally come.

Go outside.

I want to know too. Nothing makes me as happy as vidya and it sucks.

>>35833981
Same here.It's like what they said about heroin. When you taste it once, you don't feel as better from anything else.

Why are we so insane? What led to all of this?
We must have had peace aeons ago
What changed? Did we realize something about ourselves and it drove us mad, or was this all intentional?

Even the captcha is maniacally trollish

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>tfw became convinced I'm a reincarnation of Hitler, only with bad karma placed on me because of my actions in my past life

lmao faggot
fasdgfasdgarh
XDDDD
HGAHGFH8A8EFH WLOLOLLOLOO

MAY MAY? :::::)))))))))
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You can stop now, Obamma is no longer the president.

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>>35833974
Melania only married his fat old orange ass for his money
You can be sure that she fucks black guys behind his back
Or maybe he even knows about it

>tfw white boi
>tfw self insert as female in bbc porn

>>35833912
They came here because they heard about loadposting

because this board is really funny to laugh at if you aren't an autistic robot with any real reason to be here

>>35833912
I come here because it's cheaper and more entertaining than going to the zoo

>>35833889
No age is too late to learn an instrument, just be aware it'll be a little harder than if you had started playing as a kid.

>>35833984
yeah but i feel like it will take me 5 years to be able to play just a few songs. and in that case it's just not worth it imo

Synaptic pruning happens during puberty, if you didn't learn a skill before that you're fucked, you can only 'learn' the applications of already mastered thing as adult. In other words, you have a chance if you practiced something that involved rhythmic motions and finger agility. No, masturbation is not it

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>tfw just had frozen pizza and it was delish

enjoy it anon

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This made my day slightly better :)

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>>35833940
>>35834033
thank you thank you
have an original picture of a pupper

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>>35833844
So far today I have consumed zero oreos

Oreos fucking suck. I want chocolate cookies or something. Proper ones, not shitty Amerikan cardboard.

>>35833844
hey thats pretty good, go for 200

>>35833831
How would u know if its a normie or a not?

Do a 360 and virgin walk away.

Post this on /r9k/ to help Kiwi make meagre amounts of shekels.

I read that as "how many shots of vodka does it take to make a black person out of you." The answer to that is about 4-5 for me.

>>35833827
10 shots of grey goose in less than a half hour did it for me

>>35833827
depends on the person

i can usually do about 12 before i'm out. some old friends of mine could do 20+ but they were legitimately retarded.

>>35833806
Did you ever eat her shit anon?

She wants you to feel jealous because that would validate her breakup with you to her ("He was always a jealous asshole" etc.)

based fucking anon, i hope this is true

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>>35833796
>26
>balding on the whole top of the head
>used hair clippers at shorter length
>still don't like the resutl, so I'll probably shave my head with razor and gel

Fuck my genetics.

>23
>start and end every day by dousing my head in rogaine
>it's not helping

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>>35833796
>balding
>grew my hair out anyways
>this triggers the SHAVE YOUR HEAD BRO
robots

What book Anon? I'll read it

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I've been working on parting out my old car that got totaled in a hit and run. It's been a long process but I've actually almost saved enough to buy another one.

>>35833739
I'd link it but it has my name on it.
Plus it's probably crap. I had very little time to edit it.

Just a bit of fun to pass the absolute dull monotony that is existence.