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>>35841454
Quit your job, move back in with mummy, and tell her you aren't going to Uni. ezpz

I also want to know

But without dissapointing family like
>>35841504

Maybe some welfare shit. Man idk. All I know is life sucks and I want to kill myself. But I can't kill myself since I want to see how the world turns out. Pls gib advise.

How much money does it cost you to pay for rent, food and utilities at the bare minimum a month?

Bare minimum rent is a place in an area where you won't get shot.

>>35841428
99% of women are submissive and want a dominant chad to sweep them off their feet, this is nothing new

>>35841527
Why aren't 99% of men dominant?

>>35841568
Because with natural selection 99% of men aren't supposed to be reproducing

>>35841378

0ats

>>35841378
You cut sandwichs with forks?

And that bread isn't new. It's always been at subway.

>not getting italian herbs and cheese

kys my man

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>>35841288

fuckihavenothingtowritehere

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2 black sharpies in a butt

>>35841371
Should be 2 black cocks desu :^)

wait what is happening?

oragam

>>35841277
>You're a pornSTAR! I expect you to do a better roleplay than that for what I'm paying you!!

her nipples don't look good, unsuckable

>>35841273
What is that? For me it's sissy hypnosis and I can feel the effects slowly taking over my personal life but I'm powerless to stop it.

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>>35841273
blacked porn...
not even joking when i say i fucking hate niggers and believe any white women who would want to fuck one deserves some acid to the face.
but i cant stop jerking off to this shit its just so fucking hot.

>>35841331
Sup. Fellow sissy hypnosis fag here. I actually recently got off of it. What helped me was I actually went out and sucked a dick and got fucked, and it pretty much turned me away from it completely. I can't watch sissy hypnosis porn anymore without being reminded of the bad feeling and taste.

>Detoxing from the internet

>>35841329
don't you feel shit about the timesink and looking back at how you wasted a week?

>>35841269
no physical-organic component

impossible to be addicted to it

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>>35841254
You have to love her for her heart and soul, not her giant cowtits.

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she is too pure for filthy gaijin

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Meme tier, tbdesu.

Give me Julia or Anri any day

>>35841228
Typing in random shit to a computer usually works out for the best

Why the fuck are you using ipv6 just use ipv4

I'd go with "HitlerDidNothingWrong"

>>35841188
>What do you think happens after we die?
Nothing.
>What do you want to happen?
Live in muh waifu's world.

SINNERS BURN IN HELL

>>35841315
that makes me wonder, are there any actual religious people on /r9k/?

>>35841120
When I see a beautiful black girl with natural hair it awakens a primal feeling of lust and excitement for the girl embracing her roots.

then she goes "WE WUZ KANGS && THE WHITES R OPPRESIN US" and my lust fades and is replaced by a simmering anger.

>>>/pol/


You have to go back. You just have too.

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>>35841120
blox blox niggers blox

Stacy here you all repulse me fucking losers

i guess im a stacy

this >>35841072 stacy is a bitch

there literally aren't

fuck off back to r e d d i t, retard

>>35841040
I got into it for a while with trackers and DAWs but like everything else in my life I slowly stopped doing it to drink alcohol and hate myself instead

>>35841040
>implying you could ever be an accomplished musician by just "moving your fingers fast" with no working knowledge of music

Kek, I bet you can't even tell me what a fecepive cedance is without google faggot.

nobody cares about your music unless you play live.

>>35841035
I know dude, I like to suck off my best friend's dick and gargle on his cum sometimes but we're both straight.

>>35841047
Do you do it ironically or unironically?

It makes a big difference.

>>35841035
Begging the question. You are not straight, your original assumptions are wrong. You masturbate to and specifically seek out penis. You want and are attracted to penis. You are at least a little gay.

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>It's another "doubting yourself and beginning to think you should change to an easier major" episode

My roommate complains about any mess I leave and I'm the only one who ever vaccuums, takes out the trash, or basically cleans anything and it pisses me off.

He also can't just tell me he doesn't like what I'm doing, he has to put up little passive aggressive notes or tag me in facebook posts, which just makes me not take him seriously and not clean shit up out of spite.

>>35841064
how come everyone around me doing just fine, but I can barely keep up?