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heh. nuthin new

>>35843232
>tfw switched to coffee because its cheaper.

I have to wake up at 7am twice a week, but can sleep in as long as I want for the other days. You can imagine the struggle each week of not being tired until 4am when you have to wake up 3 hours later.

>>35843208
As compared to the average web scores, you really aren't doing so bad. I would see a psychologist if you haven't already though.

>>35843208
>borderline
This kills the robot.

>>35843208
>Borderline that high
>OCD that low

You may be a roastie

>>35843169

TFW Texas native
>too smart for texas
>too dumb and robot for california

need to move to an inbetween state

>>35843169

>weather right now is still good for long sleeves
>hellish summer is right around the corner
>tfw pale and skinny and won't be able to wear my warm weather fits for long

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This is why people hate you.

t. Michigan

>>35843157
Post stats faggot

>>35843191
im guessing here, his stats are

80 att
80 str
65 def
60-70 in every other stat

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Trying to get range to 60, at 51 currently farming ogres

You know it's funny, I remember when I played this as a kid it took like a year for me to get to CB level 50

I've been playing for a week again and I'm already there

>>35843128
Sorry about your daughter I guess.

>>35843394
Nah she was a leach i never wanted, i started laughing when the cop got around to telling me about it.

Fucking sucks he's filing charges against me, prick.

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Is it really necessary to make a new thread for every variation of this?

they all just share the best of the bets males

why would they have to settle for anything less? it's not like guys will turn down a 5+/10 girl who is willing to fuck no strings attached.
they can easily hit chad up for a smash session each week.

I don't know man, the only girl that ever actually wanted my babies lived on the other side of the country. What else are you even supposed to do in a situation like that?

That's exactly why. There's the same demand of sex as before, there's just more supply. That means women will pick the best options instead of any option, as they have more options.

If women were less free to have sex, there'd be less supply, and thus they'd be willing to settle for inferior products such as myself out of a lack of a better partner. Nowadays I'm fucked since Chads have monopolized the sex market.

>>35843022
fuck m8 i did the Noodle's Dare dance too but i never fell in love with her, dancing like her makes me feel like a girl (im a guy) but im happy with that :)

>>35843068
>>35843022
>>35843068
also yesterday, my grandfather give me two pairs of socks for my collection and those socks are awesome (the design is awesome)

>>35843090

Are you going to use those socks as cock socks? And cum into them anon?

So they get all crusty?

what my secret? i forgot

>>35842937
Make me cry fag

>>35842937
Oh hey, intj thread? I went on a jog this morning. Beat my ass but it's better than nothing I guess.

apply for welfare

>>35842955
i already did and got turned down.

my family doesnt want to support me after they saw the semen stains on my apartments walls

Oh well, time to move and start over (:

>>35842915
so jesus wants us to hate everyone in our lives, even ourselves? wow. this really opened my eyes

If God is real, he has some explaining to do for us robots.

>>35842954
Christianity is redpilled dude. It's basically "life is about suffering", the religion

Unless she says something continue as if she doesn't exist.

>>35843156

She didn't say anything in those 2 days

>>35842914
switch seats to another place

this guy look like jamie cucktron lel

>>35842912
wow, it's almost like it doesn't matter how you look, it's your personality that will get you a gf!

>inb4 but I don't have a personality

You don't think you have one because you all hide yourselves from the world.

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>>35842912

Fuck off Jimmy

original

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22 yo KHV here.

I feel like death is near. Not my natural death, but death at my own hands.

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>>35842941
don't kill yourself, it'll only result in being reborn until your spirit has learned the lesson your body is destined to teach.

Why do you feel you'll commit sudoku?

but also, what is KHV?

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I sometimes ponder the possibility of researching immortality, since death is inevitable. I get scared whenever I think about what happens after you die.

>>35842807
Wolverine height
not Hugh Jackman but original Wolverine...
fuck

6'2". It doesn't matter though, I don't find most people interesting enough to develop social or conversational skills. I'm about as fucked as the rest of you manlets.

>>35842884
you are a pathetic waste of good genes
fuck you

>>35842768
girls like older dudes.
18yo's are still in range up to like 32 dude
fuck I remember like 16 yos with 24-5s when I was in high school and being like WTF?

>>35842823
I'm 27 and wear sweaters.

>>35842831
Time to end it.

Is this original?