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A fair gypsy woman is out in the public square performing a sensual dance. Her eyes meet yours and she makes it clear she wants to partake in lovemaking with you. However you are only on month 5 of your year long vow of Chastity for the Catholic Church.
What will you do?
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Make love to her. I bear no responsibility in bearing the oath sworn by others on my behalf.
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Jewish, so bone her.
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>>35845256
>tfw celibate hunchback
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Almost relapsed watching sissy/trap porn [Nofap] 2017-03-28 02:44:07 Post No.35845229
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How to stop being a sissy weak boy?
i already started going to the gym, but 3 months and no satisfactory results
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>>35845229
You do know fapping is healthy right? Like once a day to much of anything is bad also you are a.. massive.. massive faggot
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>>35845229
You fell for the "you can fix it" meme. Sorry senpai you're just destined to be a mentally ill degenerate.
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no sugar, low carb, high fat diet (steak)
I feel more alone when I'm with others than when I'm by myself. Who else /knowsthisfeel/
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>>35845204
I dont get it.. Bob Dylan?
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it's called social anxiety famalam
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Same. I spend 90% of my life alone in my room, but once in a while someone drags me out and i always regret it. Sometimes i even get a taste of what it's like to have a gf, but it is ALWAYS gone before i can blink, and i feel even worse.
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Have you ever lied about having a girlfriend?
If so, why?
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>>35845194
>In high school
>girl shows interest in me
>sits next to me and talks to me every day
>tell her I have a girlfriend so I seem cool and less of a loser
>She stops talking to me
I fucking hate myself, any other robots do this?
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>>35845295
I did this a couple of times, not necessarily to seem cool though.
Relationships are icky, wanting to know another person is sociopathic.
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>>35845295
Why the fuck would you do that? Is this common? What fucking point is there in doing so? Do you really think that's going to make you seem like less of a loser? How? You just cockblocked yourself.
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h-hi there!!! I-I'm the owner of a discord server full of cute girls! if y-you're looking for friends then don't look any further! p-please join us! we're fun! I promise!https://discord.gg/PEvNv
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>>35845072
the way you type is already a major red flag
are they girls or girls (male)?
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>>35845072
I wish you dumb faggots would stop shilling your shitty clubs here
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>>35845072
NO
NONONONONONONONO NO NO NO NO.. NO.
This amazingly wasnt original
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anybody else taking meds here? you know, those of us who are actual robots dealing with depression and anxiety.
i started treatment with paxil 4 days ago and my libido is pretty much dead, i've wanked for hours until sweat drops were falling off my forehead and i still could not feel mentally aroused.
now i'm feeling pretty sedated, it's weird. it doesn't really feel comfy but it's more of a state of limbo emotionally. i'm just here, listening to music. things are calm.
/depressiongeneral/
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it's ok if i'm alone, i really feel numb.
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i love meds because drugs are cool i learned that in 4th grade health class
god bless tj
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tj
eat shit
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Why do most men find short women to be preferable? 2017-03-28 02:32:48 Post No.35844949
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Why do most men find short women to be preferable?
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As a male, I judge my attraction to a female based on the assumption that we will reproduce, even if we won't. Because I do not want short children, I find tall women to be infinitely preferable to short ones.
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>>35844949
because i am short so i have no other option. i wish you tallfags would stop stealing our women
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>>35844949
I'm a 5'1 femlet but I never had a problem dating or having sex
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Normal people judge women on how fun they might be in bed. People have different tastes that vary from time to time. You are just autistic.
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tfw it's your birthday (26) and you have literally spoken to one person.
At what point did you realize that nobody cares?
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>>35844938
Cant we just have fun anon-kun?
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>>35844938
Happy birthday anon, I'll be turning 26 in a month and be in the same boat.
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>>35844938
happy birthday
when i turned 30, i had to beg my mom to come home so i wouldn't have to spend it alone. i cried.
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>See attractive girl
>Remember she poops
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>>35844892
This happens to me all the time, anon.
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>>35844892
Realizing she might shit in a bottle to conserve it, like me.
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>>35845124
post bottle
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this board will die one day and you'll have to move on
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>>35844814
I know I helped, its enough for me.
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>>35844814
I can't wait. I hate coming here. This place rots you from the inside out, but you can't stop coming back for more.
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>>35844814
i guess ill just have to find somewhere else to cutepostand lewdpost
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>be 35yo oldfag
>single for a very long time
>make a tinder
>get a few matches
>start snapchatting with them
This feels totally pointless and I have never felt so empty in my life. This is way worse than before and my depression is roaring back. I'm suddenly not hungry and sleeping for 10-12 hours every day.
Is this really how people date now?
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sarasota bump
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>>35844767
Nigger, you're old school. Tinder is good for people in your age group. Snapchat, eh not so much.
Okcupid sucks ass but just pout as many hooks out there as you can. Start a POF account too.
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>>35844767
Remember:
No relationship > meaningless relationship
No sex > meaningless sex
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>talk to woman
>she is completely boring and expects me to completely entertain her all the time
not worth it to be honest
especially when i have a faithful and interesting wife already
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>>35844764
Agree with this. If the other person isn't interesting at all, why bother with the relationship. It just seems like a waste of my time
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>>35844764
This
Why do they expect us to do everything and they can just sit back on their fat ass.
worst is when a fat uggo behaves like this.
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>>35844764
Kongou is my wife though
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Failing my college classes. I have no previous job experience, no social skills, etc. How fucked am I? Pic unrelated.
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>>35844761
Just become a successful twitch streamer or youtuber
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>>35844761
Pretty fucked. If you don't have social skills, you literally need some for of degree or you are 100% chance of fuck
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>>35844761
You're only fucked if you give up.
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>Wake up
>See yourself at the mirror
>You're suddenly a gorgeous Stacy
wat do?
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Well for starters I'd finally be content with my life. Then I'd go suck a bunch of dicks.
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I am a hot stacy, I live life on ez mode. Maybe masturbate quite a bit, be a lesbean, like a major lesbean slut. Play with dildos every day, would that be kind of gay?
We all know first thing would be that we take our tops off and play with our boobs though.
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cry tears of joy
then have sex with chad
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Tell me about the last person you hated, anon.
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>>35844701
I don't remember. It's been a long while since I genuinely hated someone. I have horrible memory, though.how about you, fatechan?
also, any idea when you want to do the next fate thread?
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>>35844757
and old lady, i kinda want to disembowel (is that a word right? lmao) her alive sfjngj fuck
oh i guess maybe this week i shall, i have been busy lately with stuff
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>>35845051Alright, gonna look out for that.
Why'd you hate the lady, though?