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I have eaten 4,700 calories so far today, approximately.
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>>35846597
How? I think I ate 2000 tops yesterday. How can you eat that much?
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>>35846621
Not OP, but if someone gave me an unlimited supply of my mum's pasta I'd probably eat until I couldn't see every single day. Luckily I don't have an unlimited supply of pasta, so I don't do that.
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>>35846597
>Go to KFC they dont have unsweetened ice tea so im forced to get Mt Dew
man I was doing so well on my no soda diet too... But that Mt Dew tasted fucking delicious. Thinking about buying a 2L now.
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Fembots, why don't you have a boyfriend yet? What is literally preventing you from having someone that cares about you?
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Because fembots don't exist
Don't perpetuate this tired old meme
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I don't just want anyone. I've had a crush on someone for 2 years and will not consider dating anyone else. I'd rather be alone than with someone i don't like.
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>>35846583
Why don't all girls get gfs and let the guys watch so that the guys cant feel cucked by each other?
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>had a gf for a few months in high school
>still a virgin
>she dumped me
>has been years and have barely even talked to women since then
>literally no friends
>normies look at me with disgust
>robots call me a normie and hate me
I just want to be accepted somewhere
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It's called being a cyborg OP
We exist in the between spaces, never quite fitting in, except with each other
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>>35846572
I'm still a robot by every other measurement. I'm certainly not a Chad, I just had a gf for a little while. She was a tumblr landwhale, does that make it void?
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>>35846552
>>35846572
GAY
GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
But in all seriousness that sucks, I have a half functioning social life and live half here so I sorta get it.
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>tfw seriously considering losing my virginity to a dildo
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>>35846527
But dildo no count?
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>>35846527
>how rough do you look (just post a pic)
>where do you live
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>>35846527
>losing my virginity to a dildo
what? that's just masturbating and lots of people do it
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What advice would you give your 21 year old self if you could talk to them?
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Fuck every girl you possibly can.
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I already talk to my 21 year old self on a daily basis
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>>35846471
I don't think any advice I could give to myself in 6 months would be helpful.
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I'm curious if any fellow robots find solace and peace training/fighting in mma, boxing or Muay Thai. I personally found fighting is the only time i'm not constantly plagued with paranoid thoughts and anxiety about things that happened as far back as highschool.
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>>35846469
I used to practice karate and found peace in it.
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>>35846469
Been boxing for about a year and have had a lot of personal improvement from it.
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I train MMA, I wouldn't say I've "found peace" from it, but it does give me confidence to know that I could beat up most normal guys. I used to be very intimidated by other guys especially athletic ones because I got bullied a lot as a kid and didn't fit in. I'm still depressed and autistic but if some dumb chad tries to fight me he's in for a big ol surprise.
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GUYS I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW! What do I do? I was looking through my Stacy cousin's pictures on normiebook and suddenly she opened a chat with me that said "Hey anon why are you so interested in my beach photos?". I replied "what do you mean?" and she sent me pic related. I'm fucking shaking irght now as I type this robots. I don't use normiebook very often so I didn't know this feature existed. What the fuck do I do?
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>>35846432
Just be honest and tell her because she's hot as fuck and maybe she'll be willing to fug
Trust me anon, it's a great idea. You've got nothing to lose at this point anyways
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>>35846432
this is such poor bait
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kek, I thought about making a thread exactly like this one earlier today, but it was about a warning that popped up when someone downloaded a pic in your photo albums.
Anyways, pretty good OP.
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Does being an Indian automatically make me a robot?
I know there's a ton of "poo in le loo" bullshit on this site and people don't really take Indians seriously in general. But just this time I want an honest answer.
Pros:
>I make over $130k a year
>I've been going to the gym for over 4 years (bench 240, squat 310)
>not chubby or fat, used to be really skinny
>I'm not as socially autistic as I once was
>American born and raised, so no retarded pajeet accent
>understand basic hygiene, dont smell like spoiled curry all the time
>have normie interests and hobbies (sports, music, movies, etc.)
>always been a diligent student and worked hard to get where I am
Cons:
>really really dark skin
>I see myself as a scrawny faggot even today
>weird ass indian face
>want to kill myself
It has to be my race and skin tone. Idk what else I have to do at this point.
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>>35846430
Your problem is probably not your race. The problem is that you are a massive pussy and hate yourself too much.
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>>35846430
get arranged marriage
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>>35846475
Fair enough. How do I stop being such a pussy? Like what am I currently doing wrong? Does it have to do with confidence?
Thanks
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ITT: Age, describe last time a non-family girl deliberately touched you (over clothes and over skin)
>age
22
>over clothes
two months ago, was in English Honours introduction class when qt3.14 indian lecturer comes from behind, holds me lovingly and says "cute little boy, aren't you hot in that jacket?". Of course I wear the same jacket everyday regardless of weather because I'm an autistic fuck. I think that's the last time a human deliberately touched me.
>on skin
Outside of family, never.
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Must have been over 8 years ago, before I dropped out of high school, I kissed some random girl for a "dare" type thing.
I've talked to literally 1 non-related female in 8 years, and that's been no more than like 3 times for stuff like "hi", "thanks", "bye".
I haven't said or had a a single word said to/from ANY non-related female in 8 years, I barely ever leave the house.
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>>35846549
I was always a robot but in primary school and early high school at least I was oblivious to all. As long as I had my pokemon I was good. I can actually pinpoint the moment I became a stw years ago hiki, it was the evening my mom just straight up told me she doesn't want me. That was after going through multiple rejections in high school (never had a gf obviously) and being rejected in college fifteen times in two years.
I eventually understood that I was facing universal rejection from my entire species and learned (still learning) to live with it.
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>>35846751
stw = two
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GIVE ME MY (OP)s I DESERVE THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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As you wish, I deliver.
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Here you go, OP, just what you asked for
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>>35846529WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME
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This could've been your gf but you let a nigger take her, instead you would rather spend time on 4chan
Explain yourself
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>>35846394
>getting a kiss on the cheek means you are fucking her
go outside
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>>35846394
>could've been my gf
But anon I'm ugly. And poor.
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>>35846421
Even then, she's for sure fucking him. Look at this niggas face. He knows he about to get some pink pussy tonight
-enters car-
Take me to the airport please!
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HEY HEY HEY ITS CRAZY TAXI
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>35846391
Get the fuck out of my vehicle you little bitch or you're a kebab snack for pigs.
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>>35846454
She just wants a ride home
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Why do gill shapes make me cringe? 2017-03-28 03:43:04 Post No.35846390
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Why do gill shapes make me cringe?
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So here's a question for you autists. Why do gill shapes make me cringe? Like, involuntary, full, creeped out cringe. Some examples, from most to least cringe, include horse laminae, certain skin problems, fish gills, and mushrooms. Pic related, it's horse laminae.
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Trypophobia. Google it
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I want to touch and feel every part of OP pic related out of morbid curiosity
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A layer of fish netting surgically placed under your thigh skin.
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I finally see it now. 2017-03-28 03:39:12 Post No.35846307
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I have finally seen the true face of woman. I've seen past their lies and gone straight to their souls to see their true intentions. I know now the pain you go through from those who calls themselves oppressed and rant about our privilege. Woman are not to be trusted!
Not so long ago I met this female online. She was young, cute and innocent. She had just had her 16th birthday and was listening to music. We got to know each other and she almost felt like a little sister to me. But that was all just a front. The next day we started talking about famous men she was attracted to and she mentioned one celebrity. Now at first I didn't think much of it since she was at that age of liking boys but then she went into detail. She said she would fantasies about sleeping with this celebrity who was more than a decade older than her, while feeling uncomfortable with me calling her cute as a joke. She talked about how she would stare at the artists junk when he performed and imagine sleeping with him. All that innocence look was an act. There was no innocence she was just another future roastie. Nothing more nothing less. And to think I almost considered her a sister makes me sick.
Woman are not to be trusted!
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>>35846307
So when exactly did your heart get shattered?
Also who did it?
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>>35846370
Can't say who but it happened a day or two ago. She's just another typical shallow girl!
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Shelf boop bump
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Which character is LITERALLY you?
Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos is LITERALLY me.
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>>35846254
Homura Akemi. Used to be weak, and timid, while being social. But now I've grown cold, emotionless, and accustomed to the disappointment and pain of life. I also only care deeply about one personmy mother, and would do anything for her, even die for her if it came to it.
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Kaneki Ken is the only character I can relate to.
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Case from Neuromancer. I have a deathwish.