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Can we have a talk/comfy thread?
It's current 2:58am here and I can't sleep again.i posted myself again mom :^)
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>>35849610
3 am here
whats up
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>>35849767
hey /bot/ hows the /boipucci/ tonight?.
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>>35849610
I would fuck your boipucci desu. Nice eyes.
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How do I go about fucking my step sister? My aunt seems kind of OK with the idea. They both know I'm horny sometimes. My step sister has flirted with me before, but I passed because I was annoyed but now I'm warming up to it. Do I come into her room one day and ask her if she wants something to eat? (my dick) or do I just show it to her.
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>>35849538
Sneak in while she is asleep and surprise her
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>>35849604
What if it backfires and she tells her mom. Or what if we do fuck, family dinners will be weird. We don't even talk anyways and family doesn't expect us to at gatherings. Ive recently been imagining her during my faps and now it's become better than porn. :/
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i have no experience in this but i think it would be best to try and accidentally have her see you naked. like you wake up with your morning wood and just walk naked to the bathroom but time it so she sees it. or you drop your towl after shower but make shure you don't have shrinkage. i think stepsibling porn is becoming popular now so you could try to watch a couple scenes for ideas
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Autistic shit you do alone
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2017-03-28 06:51:55
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-use my phone's flashlight to examine my poops before wiping
-have entire conversations with myself
-scream stand noises from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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I make weird noises and say the same thing 100 times
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>>35849508
>Op is so autistic he doesn't even know how to green text
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>>35849508
I do all that stuff minus the feces examination. I also do some of that stuff in public, like making weird noises and having conversations with myself.
Could the D.E.N.N.I.S system possibly work in real life?
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>>35849497
If you're a Chad like Dennis, definitely
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Isn't that just normal dating?
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>>35849509
>Dennis is a Chad
Lmao did you watch the highschool ep?
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How do people enjoy talking to each other? Is it just a feeling? I can't understand how people voluntarily choose to be around each other
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Give this a gander.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
Of all the problems I have, this one's my favorite.
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u just made this thread
obv u want to talk :)
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>>35849601
I'm talking face to face, in real life. Here I can say whatever shit I want
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I'm tired everyday and I just want to die
>orignano
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>>35849423
do you, in fact, have a job
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>>35849451
I deliver bird seeds to other rich people; work 20 something hours a week
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>>35849469
do you have any friends (including online)?
like people that you can genuinely laugh with?
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Got any deep existential or scientific ideas that make you feel better when you get low?
When I heard about all that plastic in the oceans I got sad untill I remembered how tiny such a matter is in the eyes of the universe.
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Learn to be OK with the fact that everything is meaningless, your life has no purpose, and you are going to die and then cease to exist forever.
Also read this thread: >>35824063
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>>35849359
>muh relative smallness
So what? If I were bigger would life be more meaningful? (Or vice versa if the universe were smaller) Oh right it wouldn't mean jack shit. Do cows have more meaningful lives than ants?
Existential Dread is just humans being sad and then trying to blame it on something concrete rather than their own subjective emotions.
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>>35849409
>everything is meaningless
wrong
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I feel like shit
and I just want to get ass fucked, as weird as it sounds, I do.
To give in and let someone fuck your ass, to be theres for the evening and just be loved or used or whatever
i dont care if its sex, the physical contact is like bonding, im so emotionally and socially starved, if having someone embrace me or show me affection comes at the cost of being fucked in the ass id gladly do it, right now
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Is this the butt sex thread?
Who in southern us wanna pound butt?
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The attention you get from whoring yourself out almost makes the crushing feeling of self-hatrid go away.
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Just wanna be pegged by a girl desu~
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what do you do in bars if you're there alone?
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>>35849270
drink alcohol, what else would you do retard
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>>35849286
but how do you meet people? i can sit there and drink all night and nothing happens
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>>35849270
sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall"
set the jukebox to play dolly parton for three straight hours
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What would be an appropriate final solution to the NEET problem?
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Ww3
Soon brothers...
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>>35849261
>the goal of automation and outsourcing is less jobs to do whilst getting richer
Socialist checks of course.
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>>35849261
Remove their free income
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Guessing game. Am I male or female? I've been told it's ambiguous.
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qt female
check out my poems www.sancap.tumblr.com
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>>35849258
Female. If you're male then you should really just transition because you look like a faggot anyway.
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>>35849258
I think you might be one of them womenfolk, nigga.
Is Tomoko a robot?
Keep in mind that she IS a roastie
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>>35849275
....so a robot then?
originallo
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>>35849325
she has irl friends so she cant be a robot
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Yes.
>shut-in NEET
>terrible social skills
>"everything is so simple online"
Absolute Robot.
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How do I move from a small town to a warm metropolitan area
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STAY AWAY FROM THE CITY. IVE LIVED IN ONE MY ENTIRE LIFE AND HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.
EVERYTHING IS DIRTY.
NOBODY SPEAKS ENGLISH.
IT SMELLS TERRIBLE.
THERE ARE NO OPEN OR GREEN AREAS.
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>>35849290
Go outside the city to see green stuff
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Either be rich, have a job offer in that city, or hobo it. There's really no way you can just up and move somewhere unless you have good work experience and saved up money for travel costs, staying at a hotel and living expenses until you get a job and find a place to live.
Also don't come to Los Angeles, you will not make it here, no one does.
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30 is the gruesom age for women. If they haven't got a steady partner, a good job and a baby coming they are a laughing matter. Atleast that's how they look at it. Now that's when you got a chance! All a woman over 30 want in a man is someone who wont leave them! "Kind guys" are very rare at this point but hey! You're still here, right? And I have seen woman like this in bars. Some of them look fine! A little sad but cute! You didn't loose your virginity at a young age but your time is yet to come! Just hang in there a bit longer.
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Im 19 and honestly the only woman who get me hard are 30-60 y/o milfs.
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why would you settle for used trash like that when you can just pump'n'dump them? I'm 30 year old male who's never had women, I have tons of money.
why would I waste it on them?
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>>35849158
well, at least they can probably show me a good time instead of making me work for it
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What do you think Taylor Swift smells like? I'd say lavender and peppermint
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>>35849149
>lavender
Wow
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>>35849149
curious. do you have synesthesia?
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>>35849219
No, but one time I did eat a slug that tasted like lavender for some reason.