Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7515. page

If there was a drug vending machine nearby, I'd be high right fucking now. Now everyone's lucky enough to have a dealer.

>>35851549
Work required to buy drugs > relief from suffering provided by drugs

>>35851549
>tfw Soma isn't real yet

>>35851523
It's just that in your shitty country you don't have any good wine and therefore will never be able to enjoy the experience of drinking actual good alcohol.
t.french

They were socialized to be like that. Wine was the "fancy adult" drink that their parents had and now that they're adults, they want to be fancy adults.

>>35851544
>muh magical fermented grape juice
A $1500 a bottle wine tastes no different than a $40 a bottle wine.

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man up
or take the cock my dude

This is your punishment for being a bigot op
enjoy

>>35851504
Demons anon, seek christ and talk to your local priest.

did you wear a suit?

>>35851492
>>interview was awesome
You sure about that?

>>35851492
If you want to die, you can make it happen.
If you want a job, you have to rely on someone else.
Choose the independent option.

You block her immediately to stop enabling her.

>>35851491
>Lemme fukk u bb my cock is real fat and smooth
Try that.

>>35851491
She's going to ghost you hard. Even if she somehow doesn't she's going to want you to be into some freaky degenerate shit.

>>35851468
Clothes at thrift shops are dope, you just gotta hunt

These are instructions to become... what exactly?

>>35851596
reviewbrah you stupid fucking newfag

lurk for a few more months at the very least before posting again

>>35851442
No they're too thicc.

>>35851442
>They're either ugly, pretty or sexy.
So ugly girls can't look innocent? Or pretty ones?

A lot of actual straight-from-Africa black girls don't have that look.

>>35851415
Penises don't show up on xray

>>35851425
You know what I mean

originoodles

>>35851415
t. manlet with 6.5" (lol as if that's big) pencil dick.

should've praised kek, roastie

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How much money could your corpse raise?

what do you expect going to a beach called "freak beach"?

What's your weight, height, age and gender OP?

I'll tell you how many calories you can eat.

>>35851585
5'11" 220lbs male 22

>>35851610
You need to eat 2600 kcal / day to maintain your weight.
Anything more, you gain weight, anything less, you lose weight.
I'd suggest going to 1800 or even 1600 / day.
You need to weight everything you swallow.
Count the calories. Every day.

Now, all food is made up of three main ingredients. Carbs. Protein. Fats.
In addition to restricting your calories, i'd suggest eating 1600 kcal in just protein and fats.
Different people have different metabolisms, and not eating carbs will throw your body into ketosis, which will burn your fat faster than a stacy burns through cocks.
It is quite possible to lose about 10 lbs / week this way.

Read the labels. Weigh everything. Don't approximate shit, you need exact numbers. Data.
You need 1600 kcal / day, zero carbs.

If you want to know what specific foods you can eat, look up "keto diet" and see some recipes there.
You can go down to a normal weight in just 2 months if you stick to it. 1600 kcal / day, zero carbs.

>>35851295
>anyone has that webm of the hamster in a blender?
No but now I'm interested

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>>35851295
Makes me fucking diamond just thinking about it.

>>35851295
Fuck off and die pervert.

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>>35851211
Nice bait faggot, I give it 2/10.
If you want me to believe you are not just a retarded faggot in denial, you'd have to come with something better than that.

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Nah it's pretty gay there m8

>>35851250
If I put a trap and a cute boy one next to the other, can you immediately tell that the trap is a trap?

>>35851148
cause he has a personality :///

>>35851148
>qt
take a closer look at her

>>35851148
>qt wife
that fat bitch is a disaster, stop shilling your channel here gook

>>35851145
no you arent i see through your tricks

ur being devilish

i love apu

hello newfag
run while you still have the chance

>>35851145
you're fuckin doomed lol why did you even come to this awful place?

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>>35851135
It's 11 am where I live, but I'm pretty gud. Another 9 hours before I can eat, and I still have about 8 hours of """work""" coming.

Non Virtual Negro Time, please click on the button to show satisfaction

It's 5am and I have a fucking test I haven't studied for tomorrow.