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How can people just spontaneously smile like that?

I wish i was able to do that.

If you can smile and laugh spontaneously, people will like you. You can say anything you want and if you laugh afterwards people will take it much better.

I just can't. When i try, it sounds fake. Eh heh eheh.

How do they do it? Do they think of little puppies wearing sombreros? I would love to know.
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meaning it helps. when I feel like shit it always shows, but the opposite is also true.
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>>35852531
They think of how sad and lonely people like you and me are, anon, that's what helps them laugh on command.
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>>35852531
>How can people just spontaneously smile like that?
They are actors, doh

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anyone else here really crave for a dominant slut gf sometimes?
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Yes, like right now would be a good time
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no sensible man wants a slutty gf, how stupid are you
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>>35852570
obviously i do. i want to impregnate a gyaru and leave her

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Anyone has troubles like me reading long strings of words?
Use the Enter Key, faggots.
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>not using clover
It's your own fault really.
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>>35852513
i don't want to browse 4chan on my phone...
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>>35852533
Take the phonepill anon. Desktops are for work.
Clover is the superior way of browsing.

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Mommy made me noodles and brought meat from her company home for me
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>>35852229
din din for the win win :)
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>>35852229
You're lucky, anon. My mother is too busy, she gave me 50 grams of almond, I ate it already and still am hungry =\
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>2017
>not eating vegan food

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Ask an anon on a 80 day no fap streak anything.
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How the fuck do you do it? I wanna go for like a month just so it would feel good but my record is one week, and that was like two years ago. Usually i can't even go past two days because my heart just starts beating really fast and i cant sleep.
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>>35852209
How can pikachu go in the water?
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>>35852209
And then Pikachu accidentally electrocutes everyone and leaves them floating face down in the water.

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Any normies here wanna fugg?
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>>35852199
No you creepy frog boy
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>>35852206
delet this absolutely originally
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Sure. Where are you from?

We sit next to eachother and jerk eachother off.
It can be a competition who lasts the longest.

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Would they be on a fit person? Not shitty cutting scars but actual scarred wounds.
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They are what could be called an attraction multiplier. If you're already attractive, a nice scar will make you look exotic and therefore more attractive. If you're already unattractive, it will make you look gross or scary.
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>>35852222
What if you're average with a few clean cuts and punctures from an accident/fight?
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>>35852222
It s also a mark of masculine dominace as it is a sign that the male is manly and killed another male for a female (for animals tho).

also, check'd

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>"You can't be jobless forever anon!"
>Implying I'll even be alive by the time I reach 30

Jokes on you society, I'm gonna parasite as hard as I can, and then end my life at my biological peak.
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>>35852110
>"you can't be jobless forever anon!"

Yes I can wagie, until the day I die.

Iktf OP.
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Good on you, OP.

t. Part-time wagie
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Yeah, right. I thought like that when I was 18 too. Once you get to your late 20s you'll realize how full of shit you were.

Enjoy those 20s, because it doesn't get better from there.

does anyone tag their neighborhood? if so what do you tag and where?
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>>35852103
Your mom. In the pussy.
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>>35852114
good thing its not your mom cause it would get tagged over hourly
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no I prefer my neighborhood not to look like a ghetto shithole. have some class, loser.

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Does this man have a point?
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No, he's just a dying loser lashing out at people who are perpetually shamed.
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>>35852096
No, he's a troll.
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this seems like it's somewhere in between bait and satire but it fails at both

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What do you guys think of muh cat?
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She's using you for food and shelter while she's out every day getting railed by superior feline cock. How does it feel to even be cucked by your pet?
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>>35852051
breddy cute anon, top cat
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>>35852051

Second pic.

>>35852072

>le cuck meme

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CBA edition.
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first for trying to be productive today
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>>35852049
really. i feel the exact opposite.
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Poo-poo, pee-pee. Poo-poo, pee-pee.

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How does /r9k feel about this anime?
Basically it's a robot guy who wants to make the girl who rejected him feel bad and make her feel the same by becoming a chad and make her love him and then dump her.
I think it's pretty accurate of how it would go irl
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Needs more Bankai and less Kurosaki-kun D:
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And then he ends up with her in the end. Great message
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>>35852021
What is it called, anon?

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I have vacation from work for one week so am trying the NEET life style. Nothing better than staying in bed not doing shit and still get paid. Girlfriend is in school so have her apartment to myself too. Maybe I should always do this?
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>>35851990
Shit in her socks and cum on her laptop
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>>35851990
Its gets hellish after two years.
I want to find a job but no one wants to hire me, i have a diploma in electrical wiring.
Why cant i have an income to buy all the useless shit i dont need?

Tbqh i just want my parents to get off my back.
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>>35852127
Have you considered moving to another town to find a job there?

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Established a "date"(I'm going over to watch fucking anime)with a femborg on Friday.
What do?
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Hide in a closet until the danger's passed.
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>>35851958
>What do?
FIND THAT MIAMI MUTILATOR SON
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>>35851958
you GOTTA GET A GRIP
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