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Life is just pain and piss, it's nothing that I will miss, and everything is a scam.

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>>35853370
In middle school. I was getting top grades and always doing everything grownups expected me to do, yet I had 0 friends or social interaction and people who couldn't even do 2+2 right were being treated by their parents and teachers incomparably better than I ever were. I've been taught that academic performance is the only thing that matters at that age so then why were utter failures getting all the praise and support while everyone was just waiting for me to stumble to laugh at me, teachers included? I realized it's not about what you do but about who you are and if people decide that you're human garbage, nothing's going to change it.

When i realised it was better for most other people that arent me for no real discernable tangible reasons

Not a christian but thinking about becoming one.

Can I just walk into my local church and ask a priest?

I expect if hell exists, it's not too dissimilar to life on earth.

>>35853378
how about you research the different denominations before doing that?
why do you want to become one?

>>35853325
How exactly? Breastfeeding for longer is health wise more beneficial

I wasn't breastfed at all, you're lucky.

>>35853355
same here, my mother said i didn't like the milk or something. she even said i tried to bite her nipple.

Yeah go for it. Having a good gf/bf is good for pulling yourself out of neet life

a gf will give u the confidence and pride to climb out of the hole

If you know where you are going together do it.

I had sex with a girl once and she cried.

>>35853268
No, it's a male fantasy only perpetuated by men's drawings and imaginary.

>>35853268
My gf tears up and sometimes her eyes roll back.

>>35853229
Treat them like crap instead.

>>35853248
i might as well, i've never had any friends from being nice to people

>>35853229
Could it be you confuse sucking up with being nice?

People treat you better when you're legit nice and not

>>35853174
>tfw they'd call me to put your items on a cart and put them all back

Please don't do this, anon. I am but a miserable wagecuck

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>>35853174
You are such an horrible person

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>>35853174
>go into public bathrooms
>go into a cubicle and lock it from the inside
>crawl under the stall and do it to the next cubicle
>continue untill all the cubicles are locked from the inside

I don't hate black people.

They really need to get their shit together though.

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i don't understand why people defend them at all

>>35853078
And west europeans liberals.

>>35853067
You're going to fail just like everything else you've attempted in your life. Good luck bro

>>35853067
ok anon. good luck.

i'll be with you in spirit

>>35853067
good luck, score well and get many good boy points.

>>35853006
What color should they be?

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>>35853018
As you can see, they're white, dark orange, green, red, light orange, and yellow. On the package, pineapple isn't white but pale green, strawberry isn't dark orange but actual red, and raspberry isn't red but purple-ish.

>>35853066
You should file a lawsuit.

It is great. I hope I don't get dependent on it, mentally speaking at least.

What do you usually smoke out of anon?

I do do that, and when I became sober my outlooks on the world stood up to consideration.

Now I'm really happy.

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>>35853041
oh man i was chasing it pretty hard today.... really made me think.....

i like smoking joints or blunts (proper blunts, cigar wrapping).

but I'll smoke a bong.

you hi mangg

Make that girl from my dreams real nearby me
Its original you faggot

To go back to when I was 15.

infinite wishes for everyone but no one can wish the wishes away.

I'm a 95er too, but I'm not too worried. there's the potential for excellence in every life. remember that.

>>35852943
Born in 98 and feel the same way desu
Feelsbad that I'm one of the last people born before modern technology was prolific
everyone looked at me like I was retarded a few days ago when I mentioned using a phonebook and map instead of gps when travelling
Shit like that just kind of irks me, when younger people are so reliant on something that is so easy to break/make unusable and when that happens, they have no skills to use anything else

>>35852943
>I have no idea what my generation is supposed to be

Save Western civilisation.

Your server is still shit

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>>35852923
can confirm pretty comfy server

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Inb4 higgus shows up and shills his shitty server

just pull out your dick in front of her

does she know you exist? this is the first step

do the same