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Why would you torrent anime?

>>35855078
because all the good anime sites are shutdown

>$850,000 for torrenting anime and games.
you idiot If you had put smaller numer you'd get tons of (you)'s
such a waste

>>35855038
valium+cyanide

>>35855038
>I faked my notes

fake what notes?

and how is thisa valid justification to kill yourself?

why the f am i laughing so hard. geez am i really that depressed.

>>35854999
Nice trips. But these leftist girls are insane, don't do it.

>>35854999
>flag says "fat cunt"

Weren't they all forced into prostitution after the war? I'm sure you could have paid one top pretend to be your friend at that point.

>>35854949
whats wrong with those video games?

>>35854959

Nothing at all, Norman, but please fuck off.

>>35854949
more like just madden and CoD

>ummm what is that gay sci-fi nerd shit, anon?

>momentary feeling of happiness
How does one achieve that?

>>35854937
Drugs maybe?

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i dont wanna be a depressed loser forever. honestly why am i like this.

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>its the wanking to porn on the internet dream again

>>35854861
I hate these.
Always try to fall back to sleep after them. It creates a hole in your heart for the next few days.

>It's a your brother and you are planning a bank heist and arrange a meeting at an outdoors restaurant with some italian gangsters dream

>>35854855
Anyone underage will say they are 18. You get banned if you make a post claiming you are under 18 even if you are trolling or roleplaying.

>>35854855
24
5 years and 3 months till I go full wizard.

>>35854855
Thirty.

Damn, I thought that would be original given the literacy level of the average robot.

Logical thought and hormones are often at odds with each other. Humans are good at beating biology but not good enough to beat tens of thousands of years of conditioning.

>>35854846
How is it not okay?
You want a race of ugly crippled disformed weak humans?

>>35854846
Does rape count as a part of natural selection?

>>35854796
She's right tho, fembots don't exist.

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l want to fuck that cartoon

>>35854796

That girl was shilling for a 50 year old Japanese toy maker and is completely retarded.

It's amusing to see them, but if every body did it we'd have a clown Fiasco all over again. I don't live in a city either so the one or two people I'd meet our on the streets would probably find it odf

I have a bit of self-esteem

>>35854750
I did it at my old high school before. Hard as fuck to see in them but I got pics with a couple cute girls. One of them even put their head on my chest, shit was pretty cash. It was a horse head accoutrements mask.

I often wonder how I'm going to kill myself when I can no longer be the worthless parasite that I am.

I'm not afraid of death, but some of the suicide methods themselves scare me.

>>35854811
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to intentionally kill myself. Just do reckless things looking for a way out...

>>35854856
Which would be intentional... wtf is wrong with me

I have similar stories that I don't want to think about because it hurts.

A lot of us have the potential to be normies, we're just so socially unaware that it's a real fucking challenge.

>>35854717
she most likely was fucking with you
at least if > 6/10

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>>35854717
you screwed up two times
once for laughing when the girl asked you out.
twice for letting another girl slip into the mindstate that they should just "lay there and take it"

I have had my dumptruck full of failures and fuckups with ladies too, not dogging on you.
this actually brings back the badfeels and memories from high school.
I think if it weren't for weed I would have keeled myself back then.
now you couldn't pay me to smoke the shit.
it's weird how you change over time.
it's weird how nothing seems to change though.

>>35854691
The only razor you'll ever use.

wew, that was easy

>>35854691
You are wrong because you are actually describing me.

""(proof)"" me wrong.

>>35854691
why would you create life in the first place if you knew it was just an endless loop of failures?

>>35854678
Replaced m with rn?

>>35854678
l fooIed the bot

>>35854961
l fooled the bot.

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>>35854649
They won't come for either of us with the sirens on. That's one thing you can be sure about. I moved away from AES-256 because I started to think it would be the primary target to develop attacks for considering it's the fastest and most widely used block cipher.

>>35854649
Put a camera at your door, connect it to the PC, so you'll always know if it's the police knocking at the door.

>>35854649
Do you seriously think the police use sirens before a raid? The first thing you'll hear is the door smashing open