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St-straight guys think of s-sucking cock sometimes, right? I don't want to be a gay robot
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Sorry Anon you're a faggot in denial.

You bet your ass this wasn't original
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Yes. Why do you think futa is so popular
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>>35858904
Nah sucking cock is gay. Unless it's a very feminine girl cock.

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I just asked a girl on a date expecting her to make an excuse for why she can't and she said yeeeeesssssss and I don't know what to do because this is totally unexpected. I never thought about what I would do if I actually managed to get a date. I can't take the pressure. How can I get out of this without looking like a douchebag?
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>>35858886
Go on the date
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Why not just go on the date you fag ? I swear some of you niggers can't grasp hapiness when it falls into your hands.
Take her to the zoo or some shit. If you don't wanna talk much and she's not a complete normie invite her to watch a show or an anime like Redditman.
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>>35858925
I cannot do that Anon. I will have a nervous breakdown.

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>tfw no black gf to raceplay with and get called white boy
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>>35858881
You don't deserve any girl you race traitor
You'll be the first to go on the day of the rope.
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>>35858909
>not wanting to colonise black qts
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>>35858881
>not calling her a nigger

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One of these threads again

Which girl(s) and why?
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>>35858868
K because she looks like just the right amount of crazy
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This is now a monolith thread
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>e is just a cuter nontranny version of myself
reeeeeee

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Can we have a comfy thread? I want to be comfy
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let's get comfy my friend, everyone needs some comfy time with their internet friends sometimes
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>>35858828

I'm glad I can share comfiness this with my internet friends.

Comfy song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw
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>>35858927
I loved it anon, I like comfy songs but i don't know if you like the genre, i will post anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Ctj1Dr91w

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What age are you killing yourself ?
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>>35858767
50. just long enough to be "old" without my body and mind failing. I'm terrified of being some alzheimers ridden meatbag
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>>35858767
In four months. I'll be 34.
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If things don't improve, im leaving at 25. Gives me 5 years to figure something out, but I doubt that I will

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Im being forced to go overseas for "re-education" reasons.

Im a neet and if i dont listen to my parents they would kick me out of the house. They've already forced me to take my passport pictures.

Pic is me and my passport form. Is this it for me?
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what do they mean by "re-education"?
This could be a second chance at living a normal life for you, desu.
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>>35858780
Im being sent to my mums side of the family at Los Angeles.
No offence but i did some checking and la is 10% african and 47% spics.
My life is doomed
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>>35858734
Overseas to where? England, Canada or USA would good. Iraq, Syria, Zimbabwe not so good.

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Why have white women turned to the knot in record numbers?

It's a well-documented but little-understood phenomenon that millennial women--and especially white women--have spurned men and started intimate sexual relationships with dogs in record numbers in the past 2-4 years.

What drives this? What can be done? Would you take Chip Thunderknot's sloppy seconds??
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>>35858722
White men have been cucked by Chip Thunderknot like never before... Will this lead to more violent antisocial behavior?
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>>35858722
lol show me this statistic
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>>35858776
It's not my job to educate you, but FFS dogs wear shirts bragging about it

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Also any other oldfags remember being on here for 9/11?
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>>35858537

i remember being on here for the westminster bridge attack the other week
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>>35858537

I remember 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loc28cXUeCc
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>>35858537
Kek I remember posting on /pol/ during 9/11 it was crazy.

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Every single person around you is farting constantly and trying to hide it. Even the cute girls.
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>>35858534
I wanna kiss her where she farts and touch her where she pees
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>>35858561
I wanna stick my dick in her belly button.
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>>35858604
You can do that while I finger and make out with her asshole

We could even get another anon to fuck her face

I'd love to share this thiqq fertility goddess with other robots and watch her get gangbanged and coated in spunk

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ITT: users that cannot be robots

I'll start.
>People who had sex before and/or a boyfriend/girlfriend.

>LGBT, traps
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>>35858481
people who are taller than '6
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Steam users
People who greentext
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NEETs can't be robots

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Why do whites like to act all high and mighty and think they're the apex of humanity when they would probably still be living in grass huts and banging out little boys' bootyholes if the Arabs never taught them His Word?
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wtf i hate arabs now
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I was waiting for someone to roll with this. I'm not even mad.
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>>35858430
shoo shoo moslem

No kebab here

Why don't you get an asian gf? Fat ugly manlets can easily get a good looking asian gf if they're white.
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>>35858386
Most people can overlook manlet and ugly if there is some sort of compensatory quality. No one wants a fucking autist sperg.
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>>35858386

I'm sorry weaboo White Guys but Asian Girls don't actually like you. Only the few leftover ugly, self-hating and slutty ones do.
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>>35858386
He has hair

Fucking robot just take it out. Original.

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Why have women become so obsessed with rimming? Is this a sign of the future? Discuss
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Abs0lutely disgusting.
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u guys are so sheltered lmao u really think this is recent? whats the rap song where the guy literally says lick on my but
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>>35858565
It's always happened but now it's so widespread that it's vanilla. It's literally commonplace for women to expect you to spread your asscheeks for a rimming after the first date

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>24 year old highschool dropout
>It's another "dream about being back in middle school because it was the only time I can remember ever being happy" episode
>I can't go back. No one can go back.
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>>35858320
Who said you can't go back?
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>>35858320
>No one can go back.
Shut the fuck up we don't want to hear this
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>25
>Still have occasional dreams I'm back in highschool failing classes
>passed with extra credits
What do my dreams mean?

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