>Today was my day off from drinking
>Bought alcohol earlier this morning
>smoke my entire stash of weed in one day because I decided I was quitting
>buy more the next day
>>35859335
> quit smoking 5 month ago
> was forced to quit drinking too because there was an urge to smoke when I was drunk
> haven't been smoking these 5 months
> returned back to drinking
> quit it once again
> One and a half month sober and 5 months without smoking
Smoked 13g bag of weed in two weeks and bought 2 bottles of beer or bottle of wine every single day.
Have till the end of next month to get a job and move out. Fuck all that, gonna get myself readmitted to psych ward and chill instead of wagecucking or being homeless.
Also decided to quit smoking (turned 23 4days ago) yet buy a pack everyday.
Fun this era
Do 2D unironically get you off?
>>35859280
>Do 2D unironically get you off?
it's unironically the only thing I fap to
>>35859280
Dude, I have a formalized, ritualized procedure of fapping to 2D porn which takes around an hour and mainly consists of browsing gelbooru.
>>35859345
>>35859345
>Dude, I have a formalized, ritualized procedure of fapping to 2D porn which takes around an hour and mainly consists of browsing gelbooru.
We might be related.
>at uni cafeteria
>some sort of middle school or high school science thing is going on I guess
>sitting near me is a qt 15-16 year old girl
>we've made eye contact twice
>like when she sat down she stared at me and she's sitting so she is facing me
Fuck fuck fuck
Top moment of the week right here.
It mea s she is creeped out and is keeping a close eye on you
>>35859277
She's too perfect. Why can't I meet a girl like her irl?
>>35859320
Because you arent Chad. Settle for the leftovers like the rest of us. She deserves top tier men.
I know it sucks but we have to bare with it.
Over the years, I realised how much I miss highschool days.
why would anyone miss sitting alone at lunch?
>>35859333
I was a semi normie, now I'm a complete failure.
>>35859357
well you had structure in your life then with other people making your decisions. you suck at leading your own life.
>so horny that I feel sick
>>35859175
Anyone one on this board or /b can help with that. Just hand out your Kik like it is candy.
i still feel sick cause no bf
steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/
>so horny that I'm starting to flaunt my hard on around my mom and pressing up against her really tight when hugging her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkFzeTOApk
Let's gather around and laugh. Click "CC" for subs.
>I went abroad and realized I prefer japanese men
translation:I loaded up on foreign cock and now I'm wasted up and ready to settle with a beta provider
Honestly , do we still give a fuck about yellow momkeys ?
They are ugly and have a degenerate culture.
Oh and wanna talk about mixed race half asian ?
literal beasts
>>35859148
actual translation: i thought they would all look like hollywood celebs but they didn't.
Anyone else thought they were Chad for a second before they realised the girl who super liked them on tinder was actually just a bot and now they want to kill themselves?
...
What made you want to kill yourself today?
>>35859103
I havent been outside in a month
I went to a dance class at my uni and saw how happy everyone else looked to be there
>>35859521
Why not?
>>35859721
Why weren't you happy to be there?
a girl I like thought its legitimate to tell me shes about to suck someone else's dick, what should I do about it?
run far far away sorry m8, if you still talk to her after that your a cuck!
Ask her if she wants to hang out later.
Go all in.
>what about you suck MY dick?
Why are white people so damn ugly and inferior?
>Bald super early, age 24
>Literally thinner skin than other races because of less collagen which makes their skin disgustinly loose at early age
>Hairy like apes
>Thin lips like apes, big lips are inherently a human feature
>Protruded browridges like apes
They also drink milk like the savages they are. Milk are for cows and children.
Besides this white people are inherently sadistic and sociopathic. History says it all, they are incapable of forming strong deep bonds of trust with a fellow human .At the end of their lives they die miserable and alone.These traits are literally inhuman.
Just by being non-white you're already above these disgusting sub human apes. Never breed them with them.
this only apply for anglo saxons
>>35859095
>Never breed them with them.
Good, good.
>>35859095
Why are there so many race bait threads on /r9k/ recently?
Are the 7cents/post shills back again?
My younger brother was sheltered by my mom and has aspergers. Hes a weeb and I really worry about him after college in the real world. My mom does everything for him and then has my sister and i do stuff as well because we are girls. I worry about dating for him, but also just general stuff. He can't even use his debit card because he doesn't know how to. What do I do?
how old is he
originalio
>>35859082
18
not original ofcxcc
He is fucked for live unless your mother drops dead in which case he will also be fucked but in a different way
who /gondola masterrace/ here?
Pepe, much to my surprise.
still gondola
Gondola I guess.
How does this obese gook manchild have a qt blonde wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deo6IeSNWis
>>35859031
>qt
Definitely not. And to answer your question on how, the answer is yellow fever weebs.
Both ugly but I'll guess, something along the lines of him asking her out and she saying yes
Another skank with a weebo fetish probably
ITT we rank UK unis based on reputation, entry requirements, location, etc.
I'll start the ball rolling (based mainly on entry requirements, rep amongst school-leavers)
Tier 1: Patrician
>Oxford, Cambridge
Tier 1.5: You're as clever as Oxbridge but no one will admit it
>Imperial College London, LSE
Tier 2: Your Oxbridge interviewer 'just didn't get you'
>St Andrews, Durham, UCL
Tier 3: You went to a private school but weren't smart enough for tier 2 and above (muh Durham college)
>Edinburgh, Bristol, KCL, Warwick, Exeter
Tier 4: Everyone else
>Why even bother
Tier 2 St Andrews fag checking in
Tier 1
>uni not in london
POWER GAP
Tier 9879
>uni in london
UCL anon reporting in.
>Mom told me women had a third hole between the Vagina and Butthole
>this hole was the hole babies come out of
>believed this until junior or senior year of high school
>my belief changed when people were discussing births
>someone erroneously said babies came out of the vagina
>I informed them of the third hole women have
>everyone laughed and called me retarded
She was probably referring to the actual place where babies come from, which is inside the vagina. They have a different hole for peeing unlike men.
tfw i learned what sex was when i was a kiddo playing runescape, i went on the fourms and someone had a fanfic about teen titans on there rofl
>>35858995
wait.... don't they have 3 hole though? urethra, birth canal (vagina), and butthole? they have to have at least 2 outside of the butthole since the birth canal and urethra are different.
could you cook a hotdog in a toaster
>>35858934
>could you cook a hotdog in a toaster
absolutely not
don't even think about it
You wouldn't download a toaster
>>35858934
hotdogs are already cooked. you only have to warm them up. toaster would work