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What is that ONE memory that is so humiliating that it physically cripples you and you have to stop whatever you're doing whenever you remember it?

>in high school, on stairwell monitoring duty
>finally opening up a little to the people with me, talking a little about myself
>somebody pours a bucket of water on me from 2 floors up
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Was fucked by an older dude for 20$ while i was drunk. Im a dude aswell.
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>>35864723
Griffith?

originargi
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I was talking to Stacey and her friends back in HS and whatever came out of my mouth weirded her out so after that I always thought of something to say first before opening my mouth

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Its another episode of no one replies to a popular thread after you post in it
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>>35864049
What's wrong with that? A thread reaches its conclusion and it ends.
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^ agreed eveything must die anon
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>>35864345
>>35864364

They clearly stopped posting because I did

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On weekends I like to drink alone in my big empty university library. Maximum comfy
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>>35863975
>ipa
nu-male confirmed
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>>35864023

Not OP but I actually like IPAs depending on the circumstances. If it's nice and hot, I'll drink a high alcohol content IPA. But I typically go for either %11 ales or cheap as fuck lager/Corona.
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>>35863975
are you homeless? genuinely curious, I drank all the time when I was living in my SUV.

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>just got fired from a job literally an hour ago
>broke
>unskilled
>shirt
>microdick
>kicked out of military
>fired from burger king
>broken teeth
>cant drive
>is a meme
>cant tie shoes
>legitimately near retarded
>cant swin
>forced to be omega in situations
>put in therapy for pulling a knife to someones throat

I can't keep living im literally whining im going to kill myself ngl tbqh
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>>35863968
>>legitimately near retarded
>>cant swin
>swin
swin

Well at least you posted proof
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>>35863968
Serves you right, fatty
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>>35863968
file for unemployment

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any texanons?
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>>35863954
hello there I am from the DFW area my dude

pic related is texas man and this discord is the texas man brigade. Join this discord. I will get in trouble for posting it. We are all from texas here.
https://discord.gg/fXQ3K
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>>35863954
H O U S T O N
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Originall
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>>35864315
Same
This city fucking sucks fampai

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>be normie society
>scorn an entire generation of males
>act surprised and even offended when said males retreat into things like vidya, anime, and waifufaggotry

Is there literally no winning with these people or what?
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literally no one ever thinks about you losers outside of this board, I was surprised when I came here 6 months ago that you freaks even actually exist
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>>35863948
Nope anon, you put our problems so beautifully too.
>unironic beta uprising when?
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>>35864366

> you losers! you freaks! you mutants! what is wrong with you?
> what do you mean, i'm a sociopath? nothing wrong with that!

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>was forced against my will to have a party
>whole family are there
>dad too drunk to come (obviously)
>invite one other robot friend
>we spend the whole day upstairs eating pizza and playing Smash Bros Melee
>only go downstairs like twice all day
>people bitch that i'm not spending time at a party i didn't even want

So yeah, it was shit. What about you 'bots?
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>>35863916
heavy drinking
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>>35863916

18th was alright, 19th sucked ass tho.
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Spent it in the hospital because doctors thought I could have cancer.

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>try to exercise
>get bored and play video games

My mommy bought me a treadmill and weight lifting equipment at the beginning of the year because I said one time (1 time) that maybe I'll try to be healthier this year. They've both been collecting dust because video games are just a thousand times more entertaining than running or lifting pieces of metal over and over again.
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>>35863852
this is what you need to do:
>Go to the gym to lift
>Run outside

Just trust me on this one. Way cheaper, and way more endurable.
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>>35863852
>place treadmill in front of tv
>watch animu while you jog
>sports related animu gives motivation
U gotta start somewhere
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>>35864158

Why would that help in it not being boring? You're doing the same thing. Location won't change it. Also it's too cold outside.

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Who here /DroppedOut/ I'm 19 and about to drop out of university. I'm trying to figure out what to do next. My goal in life is to become an actuary so I've debated these two optios
>return home and go to CC while working shit job
>Sell soul to Chair Force for 4 years in return for G.I bux
If you dropped out what would/did you do?
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>>35863787
became NEET in my fourth year

i fucking hate life and i want it all to end
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I've started studying 4 different subject by now (not american) and always dropped out. Going for 5 this year.
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>>35863875
Is college cheap where you live? Because it is NOT cheap here

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Women can dress however they want, sleep with as many dudes and girls they please, suck every cock and not having to deal with hate. Women are free to do whatever they sexually desire.

It is their body.
It is their choice.
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Of course. Men can select women however they want and avoid sluts and single mothers all they want. You are free to do what you want, but that doesn't mean your actions don't have consequences.
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Prophet Muhammad said women have no self control and by God he was right.
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>>35864477

But, to be fair, the women he was dealing with were 9 years old.

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How far down the rabbit hole did you go? How did you get out of it? How is your new life in comparison?
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>>35863738
I guess I'm saved because I think that having a job cannot be that bad and also I dont fap 24/7 anymore. Also study a little bit. Still no friends or gf. no dog. Dont go outside often but can hold a conversation without crippling anxiety
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>>35863738
I'm 35 and been NEET since I left High School. There is no redemption for me.
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>>35864200
The way I did was getting more help from my family and not letting goals blur my vision. I just want to be happy, not to be a chad

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What are some jobs that are suitable for robots?
These jobs ideally would be night shifts, involve minimal human interaction and generally stress free
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>>35863712
I'm a farmer
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daily reminder that if you have a job you are a normie and do not belong on this board.
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>>35863712

I deliver pizza and it's pretty comfy. The customers usually just take their pizza with minimal interaction, plus sometimes I get good tips. Brought home $90 yesterday in tips from only taking 12 deliveries.

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>do traffic control
>literally get paid $12/hour to set up a road closure and then sleep in my truck until the construction crew is done working
>always doing closures on divided highways so no standing there holding a stupid stop and go sign
>boss tells me I'm doing a good job and says I will be a Supervisor soon

We did bridge work today. Set up right lane closure, gave the Supervisor of the construction company a thumbs up, then sat in my truck and slept/played mobile games for 9 hours
>guy comes and knocks on my window and says they are stopping for today and I can take my cones and signs up
>go home
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It took about 30 Mexicans to operate a concrete truck and excavator by the way. They literally had like an assembly line of tacos pushing concrete down under the bridge. I give it 2 weeks before it's covered in graffiti.
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>>35863697
Good for you anon! Do you know if supervising is going to make you do more work or if it is basically just a raise?
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>>35863697
nice anon. make sure not to get caught napping on the job! and make sure to bring a bottle of lotion to jack off in the truck

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> Hey big bro! I'm gong to a party tonight, mind buying me some beer? - What? Are you invited? Um... well you're... it's complicated and I don't know if they want you to come! Can you just get me the alcohol please.
what do?
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I'll give you beer if you lick my asshole until I complete on myself.
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>not being best friends with your sister
>not getting her help with clothing attitude etc.
>not learning to socialise with women through her friends
>not being attractive to women by being a protective family man towards your sister
There are your problems.
Also death to all only childs
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Is this a trick? You know I don't want to go to the party anyway. Yes, you can have some beer, but I'm taking a share.
>when your siblings are cool and actually invite you to places even though you are a shut-in

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Is it because even a fat and ugly girl would say no to you

or

because you don't want to be with fat/ugly girls and you want someone better looking?

Girl on the pic has a bf
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it's because i'm ugly and boring and a manchild and i don't have a personality
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>>35863675
this this this.
no one wants a 26yo NEET with no hopes no dreams or no ambitions so fucking not gonna bother
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>>35863649
I'm shallow as fuck. For my sake AND for her sake. I literally am not in the state of mind to be with an ugly girl, I would definitely end up abusing her because of my own feelings of inferiority.

Source: dated the "ugly girl but then gets hot" meme
She dumped me at the "gets hot" stage

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