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I murrsuit and rp sometimes

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>>35864745
I enjoy roleplaying a decent person.

I pretend to be a robot for kicks

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>>35864696
I can't find one. I keep missing them. I keep hearing people meet girls on omegle, on r9k, everywhere. But where then? I don't meet anyone.

Any euro fembots. I'm a lonely robot boy. Be my gf please.

>>35864696
I know what the problem is. I am a self loathing faggot with a laundry list of fetishes that involves mostly situations and no actual physical contact with other people. There is no way to really fix that.

>>35864696
I hate myself and I'm disgusting.

>>35864688
Protip: that ass is fucking disgusting

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>>35864688
I wish I had a gf like this

>>35864688
Literally any girl (male) has an ass like that.

I wish, some crab sounds might tempting right now.

>>35864630
Stop eating sea bugs you sick fuck

I'll be your wing man.

I'll pretend to be your date but not show up. You look sad and the waitress pities you and gives you attention. You ask her to please sit down and eat the other half with you so you don't look like a stupid reject. Get number and pity sex.

Gonna cost you $60.

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>>35864577
My third leg
Pls no bully

do you want male or female legs lol

>>35864628
s-sorry i forgot to put...m-male legs..

>>35864569
Not much desu since grindr is free

>>35864569
I don't think you'll make much money for gay shit. Women never wanna fuck so they get paid for it but faggots are desperately wanting to fill or be filled so they don't want to pay for it. Worth a try.

>>35864729
$100 an hour you think? I'll say I can do domination stuff. I think I would prefer that tbqh.

blake's is better, heck u

Watched porn with these guys once. Fucking lit

>>35864567
Who the fuck wants to socialise lmao gtfo

at least Stacy and Chads have friends irl they can vent to. most robots have none of that

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This is low-tier bate, have a sage.

>>35864523
Lol. Friends don't mean much when you're depressed. Try again.

>>35864563
RRREEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY POST

>>35864419
No one respond to racebaiting threads. Ignore this thread. Don't respond to it.

Good for you, fish dick. Come Stacey, let's go play flip cup at Zad's.

as a certified normie, those are friends.

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Is This It

Takes me back to the summer of 09' after graduating high school and the summer after that. I can't believe I actually had hope for the future. Me and my buddies used to listen to The Strokes all night long while we drank, smoked and played pool in one of their garages. Now everyone went off and did their own thing we still see each other here and there but it isn't the same. Everyone's so busy and never has time to chill like we used to. Also I haven't done shit with my life while they have, so that kinda sucks too.

But I'll listen to it not only because I love The Strokes but it brings back good memories. It's bittersweet in a way. Things will never be the same again but I'll still have the memories.

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cha mone!

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Picture related, came across one song from it on a YGYL over at gif a couple weeks back. Really enjoy it, I already had an interest in electro swing (its being abused by advertisement companies now, and massacred by people who have never listened to swing) and the transition to a minimally electronically accompanied Jazz album was really comfy. I highly recommend it.

>>35864369
Tendies look delicious, but the look of french fries makes me want to vomit.

>>35864369
>innocent dead animal carcass
>incredibly unhealthy
>no nutritional value

0/10
Eat something nice.

>>35864400
Bait is too obvious. Try /b/, they might fall for it.

>>35864339
>I don't like this thing anymore
>Welp, If I can't have it, might as well fuck it up for everyone else

Faggot, go kill yourself.

>>35864368

Mate, you can't look me in the cock and say this board isn't complete garbage now. We have fembot threads daily, /soc/ tier threads daily, constant racebait, normies everywhere, sometimes have actual roasties come from /soc/ to harvest attention/orbiters, ect. The quality of posting was never really that great and now it is abysmal. Chaos is a ladder my dude.

>faggot, go kill yourself

If you live in the US, I will come to your house and kiss your dad on the fucking lips you nigger.

>>35864436
I'm not saying this place is not garbage, because it is. The amount of fem"""""bots""""", gay/trap and pointless threads is ff the chart, with now a new racist trend.
But I have nowhere left to go, so don't fuck it up. There are still some pockets of good feels here and there.

And I'm not a burger, so you'll have to pay a lot to get to me. But if you do, could you pound my boipucci?

Where is his body hair?

>>35864251
he doesn't have any, this kid is actually 10 years old

>>35864205
> Chad: Sorry Stacy, but I'm breaking up with you to fuck your friend
> Stacy: Please no! You can just fuck us both instead!
The end.

Can I pretend to be one and you provide for me anyway?

Fuck this guy, be MY GF instead.
I've got a bigger dick and a more expensive car.

>>35864190
You're gonna feel even more alone with someone of your description

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>mfw preppies think they're hot shit until they see my blade
pitiful

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it's literally what everyone in uni wears and I want to blend in and look normie, it's worked so far

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i feel really uncomfortable if im not wearing a coat. im fucked for summer.

I normally wear a cream / beige jumper or sweatervest over my shirts. I've also got a green waterproof jacket thing which i think looks nice, as well as a brown wax jacket.