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She made me wear a jacket just so I could give it to her later that night. I did it. But she was dumped within a week after that.

>>39225825
Pretty good reason.

>>39226022
I thought so. I'm not a walking jacket stand you dumb bitch!

Getting big doesn't make you a chad. /fit/ is basically full of robots with muscles. Still good to get in shape though

/fit/izens are the most depressed people on 4chan I've ever seen.

they always fall short of looking good, they always figure out women are shit, they never make it, there is literally a steroids thread permanently up because they got so cynical about the process.

>>39225673
I prefer cardio myself. It's a nice skill to be able to run from my problems.

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Basically who do you see and what surgeries do you get to go from pic related:

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To this?
Also lol how'd he straighten his eyebrows

breathing causing an under/overbite is a myth, it's entirely genetics

google OCD.

I too impulsively do things like that. Your body doesn't tell you no to good stuff,just bad stuff. So it really isn't your fault.

Don't drink milk from the carton you disgusting piece of shit

>>39225609
Think about it logically, anon. The longer you go without release, the more you'll be open to do weird shit in order to achieve release

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>>39225609
>I feel very horny
>Fap to gay porn
>Still have gay thoughts after
Huh

>>39225609
No idea I lost my virginity at 14 and got married at 24, 3e now have sex 4 to 5 times a week and the other days bjs and handjobs maybe you are just gay?

i gave up a long time ago, i wish i could go back and have given up sooner, the last few nuclear rejections really fucked my head.


But it's like if you are spending years, a decade, longer, to do something that people are able to do naturally, easily. GIVE UP, it's ok to give up. Once you give up you can find other options, but while you still cling to normalcy you destroy yourself.

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>>39225599
FUCK that shit my nigga and FUCK those hoes and bitches on some DUMBASS shit thinkin you is whatchu ain't. you out here to get some gotdamn pussy my boy and you gonna getchu some puss just get out there and fuck some hoes
p.s. FUCK the haters and any bitch that don't believe in you

>>39225599
Most robots have give up on the game that is life hence why they are named *robots*.People who can't feel.

>>39225589
dunno have you ever met anyone who posts on r9k?

Because they are out of work law school grads hired to be shills

Inflated sense of superiority and importance

>>39225571

lol u crazy niqqa

>>39225826

Yes!

Noone else wants to talk transhumanism with me?

Is this a pseud way of calling us all cunts

What fucking year do you think it is

I remember things from the internet...

I'm more into troll face and rage comics. I wasn't aware of the demotivational memes when they were hip.

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okay

origg

>>39225359
I want to nofap, but I always have trouble even just in the initial first 2 days starting or keeping it up
how do I into /nofap/ lads?? ;-;

>>39225733
just dont be a homo breh

If you are alone with a strange woman, make sure you are ready to take lethal action. If the woman approaches you and there is no cctv, it opens you up to potential homicide, or false rape accusations. If she manages you put a single hair fiber or spit molecule on your person you can be potentially jailed for life for rape on her say so.

So, when alone with a female you are advised, if no cctv, to draw and aim your personal firearm. Then if she continues to approach you shout a clear and loud warning to cease and desist. If she crosses the 5m threshold you are probably legally entitled to shoot her in the head. You should always aim for maximal lethality as women are capable of pulling a trigger on you after flesh wounds. It also has the added bonus of preventing her testimony in a false rape accusation that will probably be lobbied by her friends and family.

>>39225303

When working with women, be sure to never ever be alone with one. Always carry a lethal weapon, such as a zombie knife, with a serrated edge for maximal kill probability.

The spots to watch out for, and have been mostly used for false rape claims are narrow corridors. Watch for females who try to pattern your movements and catch you alone, out of sight from other workers. If you find yourself in a situation like this and the female is attempting to touch you, kill her immediately. Strike at arms length to reduce the chance of later rape claims or sexual molestation, and do not under any circumstances attempt to revive as this will ensure a rape conviction later. Women are equal to men and you must not treat them as though they are incapable of violence or untrained in combat. Strike across the throat when defending yourself, as penetrating stabs may bring you too close, furthering chances of rape claims later, and potential sexual penetration with foreign object charges.

Do not be afraid to kill because she is a woman. The prisons are filled with women who have killed and tortured, every day thousands of women kill their own babies through abortion and child abuse, if they are ill intentioned they will kill you or accuse you of rape.

>>39225303
Bump for mgtow pride

>>39225303

i just bought 450 bucks worth of games in steam

barely touched them

buds noice

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>>39225299
That's fine OP... but what game though.

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>>39225299
>buy yet another game on steam
>don't even play it
Depression is even ruining anime and vidya for me. I habe nothing left.

>>39225252
closed left eye, I mean

these floaters are getting to me

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>>39225252
You're not very good at this, are you, anon?

>og

>>39225252
When you're completely fucking blind. To reality itself.

Age 16 when I realized how absurd and meaningless the world is. Nihilism has consumed my soul, I've become an empty shell of a man, no personality, no hobbies, nothing. I can't even cry anymore, I just exist. Any attempt to create my own meaning have failed and I'll probably kill myself tomorrow if I can motivate myself to leave my room.

When I was born. Ashamedly because I was born. Depression doesn't need a reason unfortunately.
Yes, when I was 12 or 13. Had therapy and anger management shit before then.

>>39225125

since I was a kid; dad left; brother fighting a lot with mom; never had any friends; now I'm still in my early 20s

>>39225119
how old are youy?

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>>39225119
to be honest i think it mostly depends on who you are personally i hate not having people to talk to because i start thinking that no one can stand my existence on this planet and then right as im thinking about just an hero some cuck texts me


in short order, my personal opinionated answer is no

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>>39225200
i'd rather not say someone would make fun of me. I'm an older guy.