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go to inded

type big button

apply for jobe

work as cashier at tendy place

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>>35866843
Wat is an inded

>>35866823
I got my first job using snagajob.com

You have to be able to read though.

is there another kind of human?

there has been more domestic terrorism from NEETs in the past decade than from muslims.

Guys, I want to help you, I hate seeing you unhappy.

>>35866787
>when niggers chimp out
>just smash something and storm off

>when white people chimp out
>17 dead, 21 injured

is there anything were worse at?

>>35866702
Didnt know x was that height, the world is our oyster buddy

>>35866702
Look at you

Fuck you mean?

>>35866702
sauce on him being 5'6?
If so that makes sense why he's such an angry lil guy.

>>35866693
I have horrible sleep apnea so I can only work from 30 minutes after I wake up through 2 hours after I wake up, then I crash.
If mummy ever kicks me out and I have to get a job I am royally fucked

You ll get used to it when you ll work

>>35866693
HIV

or thyroid problem.

>pic related is me, i've been told im a 7 on soc

Yeah I'm a 8/10 easy and have sex pretty regularly but I only have maybe 2 or 3 people I can even call friends and never dated anybody for more than 5 months.

>>35866688
Ya

9/10, get 10+ matches a day on tinder with being selective

Lived as a NEET for 4 years so standard depression, anxiety, etc disorders
No social skills

Can't relate to robot girl problems

Can't be a normie

Who cares about ops shitty thread, I want this settled once and for all

Do you call it ramen (like a weeb) or cup noodles(like a patrician)?

>>35866748

ramen and cup noodles are two different things

>>35866778
Are they really though? Do you have undeniable proof?

>>35866636
I see how you cleverly replaced

>is hardened military veteran from King Kong Company

with

>like military jackets.

>>35866636
you know the guy was a veteran right? thats why he has PTSD and goes nuts over the most simple things. You also forgot his porn addiction.

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>cheeky co-worker nicknames you "killer"

>>35866575
Pic with timestamp to prove it

>>35866575
you think it's funny making fun of people?

>>35866575
How much of your college education was paid for by your parents?

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a comfy place indeed

bumped Holy fuck the muting thing is retarded why is this a thing i know its because of the original content but im fucking tired of having to write a shit ton of bullshit when i want to say something short and consise

Mobile bumping is aids

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LEMME BORROW SIXTY DOLLARS TO PAY MY PREPAID PHONE BILL FOR THE NEXT MONTH

HEY CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR WEED PLZ THANKS

UMMM OK SO UMMM MY FRIEND GOT MAD AND LOCKED ME OUT, CAN I STAY WITH YOU FOR A BIT?

*six months later*

WHY YOU SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH, YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF

>fast-forward to today
>jerk off, still have money, order pizza and smoke weed
>win/win

>>35866525

>Why aren't you faggots hiring escorts instead of getting with flawed civilian women?

I'm poor too.

Seems like most dudes who have good jobs also have women all over them. It's a winner take all world.

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>>35866830
Seems like a key to having a good job and getting women is by having a criminal history.

bumpededed

bumppppingg
orogi

new link plz

Yes. She just wants to talk.

>>35866619
this or she just wants to hang out, probably should just say you'd go to the gym with her or something, if you're actually into that

>>35866401
Girls don't want answers, OP. They want dick.

If I were you, I'd provide.

>>35866335
spanish ""people"" really suck at languages. you communicate with hand, then its you to learn your first spanish words.
girls are mad horny like there is no tommorow.

thats all goid luck.

>>35866335
To what city did you move?

>>35866459
i speak spanish though but i live in a small village, havent really met any ultra horny chicks

>>35866288

NEET
ni t
noun BRITISH
a young person who is no longer in the education system and who is not working or being trained for work.

>>35866368
Thanks! Why is it capitalised?

>>35866368
I googled it :3

>>35866281
>my opinion matters

Literally an infant, fuck off.

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>>35866281
op, just,

your thread is terrible and you should feel bad

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>>35866281
Quit being a faggot. Grow the fuck up