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>>35868477
You can start by posting green text

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>>35868477
www.fanfiction.net

>>35868541

I helped her work out, went back to her home so I could take a shower. She walked in on me, I popped a boner and then it escelated from them.

Bumparoo, mystery-solver anon

>>35868474
You're probably not wrong.
Let's be sure to document suspected forced labor videos on the Finger Family Video wiki.
Watching videos that were made with forced child labor can't be healthy for our own children, the negative spirits can seep through the screen and shape our young ones' thoughts towards sadness.

Ok. To start things off the video "Spiderman Vs skeleton Finger Family Songs Collection | Finger Family Nursery Rhyme & Kids songs"
Has a comment by the user Anna Anna that stuck out to me. It was a wall of cyka blyat language text that when run through a translator alludes to something going wrong with a child, and a police case surrounding it. Two links were also in the transl, one being an email address and the other being a vk account, can't post either because the robot thing's it's salted meat. With the rest of it being repeated.

>>35868459
Maybe he loves her dum dum

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>>35868459
Pic related, even this Koala blobfish can get some pussy

>>35868459
You just reminded me he exists, is any of his stuff still worth watching? I remember getting a laugh out of his earlier reviews, christ that's starting to become a long time ago

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Brett

Brett is our new savior

>>35868501
That's an obviously rehashed pepe. we need something new, not a forced artificial meme that boomers and corporations create, but a REAL meme that reflects our community at this point in time.

We are the same as we were many years ago, yet at the same time wholly different. The core philosophy and hatred of the normie universe is just as strong as ever, yet we are more at peace and more ready to kickstart and uprising simulatneously.

We are on the true path to nirvana, one that is very confusing and seems to just be mindless, endless, time wasting - but we will find the true home of the gods through this pursuit. Get invited in for tea and gaze back at the endless universe with a comfortable spring in our step and an all knowing grin to accompany every meme. We are esoteric memery and raw emotion incarnate. Life just gets better from here.

I would propose a new meme, but we can't just make this shit up. It HAS to come naturally. So robots need to find what really makes them connect, look high and low and scour the board for something new, funny, and original. I know that might be hard in /r9k/'s current state, but it's the only way to create a new, glorious meme unassailable by normies.

>>35869242
It's Brett. Brett is the new Pepe.

>>35868392
>tfw am autist with micro-penis

At least the dude with the micro penis is getting laid.

t. 7.5"x5.5" KHV autist.

>>35868392
>>be a robot/autist with a big dick
t. robot with a big dick

a micro penis only matters if you can get that far. A true robot cant even get a kiss let alone the chance to show his penis to someone else legally.

Unfulfilling desu. They're just words, everyone knows you shouldn't trust anything a woman says

feelsgoodman

too bad i haven't heard it in years

I remember it feeling pretty nice desu
but I was 16 so I am not sure I knew what love really was

almost 10 years later I still don't know for the record

no, what are you, fucking gay?

>>35868301
im a bully on the mic ye wanna rap battle

>>35868301
I tried at one point, but couldn't seem to throw up very easily.

>>35868248
when you are a kid, you feel safe because you are under the protection of adults. adults are super smart, right? they have cool cars and houses.
then you grow up and realize how dumb everyone is, getting lots of debt and wasting more than they earn and you see that cant rely on anyone else.
that's the first redpill

>>35868248
>>Understand Patrice O'Neals attitude/pain
Op can you explain this. I never heard enough of his comedy to get this.

>>35868404
there was nothing more mind fucking than as a kid realizing adults can be absolutely retarded. like outside of tv and shit but everyday people around you grew up to be fucking morons and actively seek to do dumb shit really spins your views on growing up.

>>35868218
your mum

#thirddegreeburn

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I swear to God that Mia Wasikowska, as seen on this picture, is exactly what I'd look like if I were a woman, and just for the sake of science I'd like to see what would come out of that.

one of my relatives

>>35868150
wtf is a Grier?

Op here. Frier.

>>35868150
Those damn Griers. I hate them so much

bump x 100000
I will not be only one make sad this night

>>35868148
sorry that english read

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>rooster not make song tonight

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hey dude
hope you're doing alright

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i did look at this thread, and i posted in it too
pretty sure thats autism

>>35868156
is this lock

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>>35868122
This one is a gem

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I'm back with more of the first day
>tard battle in full motion
>downiebro gets restrained by tard guards
>venom chris gets up with a face so red i thought it would burst with blood
> due to him being 5'6 and weighing like 160 pounds, he charges downiebro mercilessly like a train with full force
>the sheer force of the tard guards and downiebro is enough to send them falling down
>venom chan has downiebro grappled
>venom chan ends up yelling at downie at the fact that spongebob is an amazing show and he is a hater
>by the time the tard guards got up. They started pulling out their walkie talkies
>2 mall cop looking police come and take venom chris away
>let off from school early due to incident
Keep in mind this is the first day, to me this felt like a comedy show was happening in real life.

>>35868230
That one made me legit kek. I swear that story had an amazing charm to it

>>35868101
Did you get any dick from the irl guy?

>>35868123
yea we dated for 2 months

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>>35868101
Sounds shitty.
Don't fall for the e-gf meme, boys. No matter how much she might like you, she will always default to sucking some guys dick just because it's close by, and rationalize it to herself afterwards.

Also,
>fembot
>dating irl guy
Fucking die

Like at least eleventyseven on my cock every night haHAAA
Please don't tell anyone
I'm so lonely

>>35868060
i usually just get up and walk away when people start talking about dumb shit like sex stuff and how many women they have been with. it's just so so fucking boring to hear anyone talk about and it makes me uncomfortable since i'm a khv

>tfw literally never had this conversation before
>tfw actually had sex and could contribute something