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Is anyone on R9K gayer than this?
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>>35868959
>gay
>r9k
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youglitterbomb
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>>35868976
R9Gay is basically a trap-centric /lgbt/ spinoff with an emphasis on cuck porn at this point
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Be me
Have depression and social anxiety
Wants to try CBD
Illegal in my state
Don't want to go to jail buying weed and burden family and future
Fucking government
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I fell for the CBM meme and felt even shittier than if I smoked normal weed
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Medical Marijuana is a meme for everything besides crippling pain.
Just swallow your pride and take prescription drugs or go through some serious therapy.
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>>35868895
>Illegal in my state
Move to another state. Problem solved.
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>jack off 3 times in a row with maybe a 3-4 minute refraction time between each, cumming each time
Besides me being a loser is this how people feel after cumming once? I always hear the "I get tired after cumming" shit but it never happened to me until now. I'm sure I've done this before but can't remember. I'm fucking exhausted. Do normies really get exhausted after cumming once? Who is the Chad now, normies?
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chad cums inside stacy
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>>35868830
that cum-rag won't get pregnant
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>have two huge porn sized loads
>spill my cum all over the bathroom floor
>almost shot my own cum on my face
Who here wish they can be a cumlet
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Thinking about trying tinder
I haven't used tinder since september, i was tired of the headache. Pic related was the last date i got. She started out like that, but never called me back after we met. I was nervous as fuck though. I would treat all these girls like potential gfs and i guess it was just too beta and i have to be more like sushi guy. Also, every guy i know irl would tell me to kill myself for that opening line, but it honestly got me a bunch of qts' numbers. Yes, some flat-out said things like, "that was really stupid", but those girls were usually bitchy in general. Most thought it was cheesy fun. Should i ditch it? Any suggestions for a new line i can spam to everyone?
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>>35868825
Should be 'thinking about trying tinder AGAIN'
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Too scared of not getting matches so Ive never really tried
also, Im scared of being recognized by friends/relatives
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>>35868893
If people you know are on it then you have nothing to be embarrassed about if they're on it too.
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Phimosis, botched circumcision, horrible genital accidents...
How fucked up is your penis?
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8inch, thick, veiny, and I have great sexual stamina
(Too bad god made me a tranny and I'm gonna start taking little pills that shrink it)
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>>35868823
What happemed here?
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>>35868823
My penis looks exactly like that, anything I can do about it?
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>you said it means what when a girI wears a choker?
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what about when boys wear them?
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I said it means THEY DO ANAL you dumb fucking cunt
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>>35868863
This girl is too small to do anaI
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>at the cafe
>getting my latte
>girl behind me drops her phone and it lands next to me
>I pick it up to hand it to her
>"Here you go!"
>she stares intensely into my eyes
>the other women start hooting
>she grabs her tits and gets closer to me
>some girls start stroking their clits furiously
>she presses her tits against me
>women start tearing off their shirts
>she leans towards my face, licking her lips as she does so
>women are throwing loaves of bread and bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes at some of the guys
>she gets close to my ear
>"I have a boyfriend."
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there was an attempt made to be funny, it just didn't work. Please, try not to post again, thanks.
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That seems to be the most logical way it would happen
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>>35868810
This would be funnier if it weren't for the fact that this form of shit posting was used to parody something else
Try changing the exaggerated element a bit
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>delivery man doesn't even fucking knock he just drops off a card saying it's at the post office
WHAT THE FUCK "FAILED TO GAIN ACCESS" GET FUCKED YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO GAIN ACCESS YOU SACK OF SHIT FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35868788
Maybe he would have felt more comfortable if you weren't yelling at your mom for tendies
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I just accept it quietly and pick up my package the following day.
Revenge is best served cold, a few months later when there's nothing to connect the consequences to the action.
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>>35868850
>Maybe he would have felt more comfortable if you weren't yelling at your mom for tendies
is this really how you people live?
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A NEET (23) soaked in memories suddenly wanting to die.
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the real fun starts at 25
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Man my room looks like that, even most of the items included.
Kill me please.
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>>35868717
i get this too.
>sudden realization of your worthlessness and loneliness
They come and go. I just try to keep myself occupied and not think about it. pic related.
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Anyone else /self-aware/?
I know the source of all my problems.
I know the solution to all my problems.
>tfw all knowing, but to lazy to act.
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>>35868652
It's INTP syndrome OP. It's the worse and best of life
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>>35868652
>tfw too self-aware to avoid depression
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>It's another 'smart but lazy' thread
You guys should consider this place:
>>>/b/
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How do I get a cute nerdy, plain Jane GF?
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>>35868641
You stop listening to what /r9k/ and the internet tells you what a plain Jane GF is
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if you think she is a plain jane you are fucked mate
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>>35868641
If you think cute nerdy girls aren't also trying to get dicked down by jocky chads then I have some bad news for you
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name a movie that fits this board better
protip: you can't :-)
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>>35868625
>tfw no friendship built around having superpowers
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>>35868625
fite me nigga
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>>35868625
>normies with powers
yawn
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HOLY FUCK GUYS I JUST SWALLOWED A FUCKING TRIPLE A BATTERY
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO???
I TRY TO MAKE MYSELF THROW UP BUT I COULDNT
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>>35868619
>what the should i do???
nothing. it'll be out of your system way before your body can metabolize the battery casing and release the battery acid. you won this time.
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How did you swallow a triple aaa battery
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>>35868619
Kek, if serious, prob call poison control to be on the safe side. I think all the bad stuff will stay contained in the battery
>get bored
>grab random picture of female from 10/10 thread elsewhere
>edit her picture so that she has different hair, skin and eye color, and blur it out so nobody can tell
>make OKC
>it's been 24/hr and I have 57 messages
This shit just makes me fucking laugh, do they really think they had a chance in the first place?
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This just highlights how unlikely it is that I'll ever get a response on that gay site. Pretty much every woman is getting dozens of messages a day.
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>>35868564
Anon life is a set up. We can either be sad and bitter about it or just try and look passed the bullshit
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>>35868564
post profile
just original my shit up
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>Turn into a normie by r9k standards
>All i did was get a fuck buddy
>Been fucking the past 3 weeks
>Meeting up 3-4 times a week, and me always sleeping over
>Fucking 5-6 times a night
>And then 1-2 in the morning
>Get heaps of blowjobs, cum heaps of times in her pussy unprotected
>Bored of sex now
I wanted to fuck a vagina for so long, now it's been 3 weeks and i am completely over it. It's so fucking boring.
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>>35868535
Yeah anon. Well I guess you have to try gay sex next. I mean. It only makes sense right?
>Get bored of sex with a girl have sex with boy
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>bored of fucking women
yep OP you're a faggot
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