Will declaring myself a Sovereign Citizen prevent the police from arresting me for CP?
Asking for a friend.
no
xkdndnxj
>>35871284
>Will declaring myself a Sovereign Citizen prevent the police from
no
>>35871637
why not? The constitution says nothing about CP, only admiralty law has cp statutes.
The reason you're single is because you're a babyface faggot. Grow a beard and the bitches'll line up brobots
Most women don't seem to like full beards though they do like the sexy stubble
that's jim morrison, you jive ass turkey
i don't have a baby face and my strong jaw is one of my most attractive features
beards are far jawlets
Please teach me how to feel remorse and guilt.
REPENT FOR YOUR SINS
>>35871192
How do you NOT feel remorse and guilt? I'm a slave to these spooks
>>35871209
Oh man, I wish I could.
>HEEEY ANON
>*chuckle*
what do
>>35871187
Oh hey guys what's up
(Origami)
>>35871187
Some girls used to do this kind of shit in highschool.
I'm confident that they were making fun of me because no one knew or cared about me then.
*blush*
h-hi girls
Does personality or looks matter more
or is looks the result of personality?
personality is to some degree a function of looks, and the perception of one's personality is also related to one'a looks
from what i've observed, looks tend to be more important
look at hot people
now look at who they date
case closed
Something I've realized is if you're not an atrocity to look at, and you're funny in the non over the top edgy fashion you can get good looking girls to like you. This 9/10 blonde girl at work likes me enough the whole restaurant does, and it's mainly because I have a good sense of humor.If only she knew the darkness that hides in the websites I browse
While you're distracted by BBC cucking, Asian Guys are sneakily stealing White Girls in quality rather than quantity. These aren't your leftover sluts. They are cute, angelic, waifu material forever loyal to ninja clans now.
>>35871174
made me laugh with the "ninja clan" part
>5/10
Shit tier waifu tbqh famalamaspamcam
she looks uncomfortable desu
or maybe im autistic, congrats on the Asian dude getting a nice gf
Help
I got in a car accident a month ago that shattered my left femur and fractured most of my lower body. The medical bills and rent are piling up and I've been denied disability. I'm only 20 and while I've always hated life I think I might off myself. I can't just give up cause I'd just be a homeless cripple but I don't think I can keep going forward.
I'd always though that I could just work and save my money to just get by and sit on my computer until I wasted away but now I just don't know anymore.
I keep having tears fall from my eyes but I just feel empty
Everything hurts
I'm sorry
hey man, start writing
seriously, read some good novels, find some writers that inspire you, and start putting your feeling into words and making good fiction
I think you can file bankruptcy for medical bills.
>>35871060
hang in there buddy
in 5 years you will be fine
Watching as you slowly become older is possibly the worst aspect of humanity. There is no denying it. There is a point early in life where you will hit a peak and your body and mind will slowly but surely break down on you. I wish I could've been frozen in time in my late teens but unfortunately that's not the way this ride works.
You're too afraid to venture into an age where countless people before you have gone, and a sizable chunk of those even have enjoyed their continued existence despite all the bodily decay. Your solution to a problem that everybody faces is to not face it and to throw away a good shot at continuing the good thing you've got going.
That is dumb.
>>35871129
I'm not worried about having a shot at some "successful" life. I just can't face losing my youth and it makes me so damn depressed.
How do you define 'youth'? At what point do you consider it lost?
Am I autistic or are people really serious when they base their argument on the dichotomy of them vs us?
Surely anyone who's spent any amount of time interacting with people outside their inner circle would have figured out that "white vs black", "dem vs rep", "redpill vs sjw", etc is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
If I'm too autistic to realize everyone else is playing along, then fine, but why should I lose my friendships, my job security, and my good standing in society over a part I'm supposed to play just like everyone else?
And if I'm not being autistic, and everyone really is too dumb to know that you can't have white without black, then where do I belong in this world? Maybe I should drink some bleach and get it over with.
>>35871016
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm completely perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
damn this thread sure is autistic
>>35871072
What in the absolute God damn?
Im in university, high GPA, double honors(one for GPA, one for honors program), double major(computer science and cyber security) I work out alot, been body building for 5 years, pretty buff and look better than most all of the guys around me.
Only I grew up on 4chan, im autistic, I dont talk to anybody and I dont really want to talk to anybody either. Im happier with anime than real people.
But I feel I should try to reproduce. Isnt that kinda one of the purposes of living?
Do robots have babies?
>>35870961
there is too much overpopulation as it is
>also rolling for waifu
rolling for a waifu originally
>>35871000
the trips are on your side
www.rabb(dot)it/realcomfyrabbitroom
Come in and relax for a few
forget about it all for a sec here with us.
We're currently watching Training Day.
>>35870929
No Thank you NSA Honeypot
We've been Discovered!
Quick McBurger, we have to retreat into the Tesco Oil Supreme bunkers!
Legalise drugs and murder
dying of loneliness at university
guys how the fuck do i make friends, or at least robot ones? I want to die
>>35870914
pardon my language by the way, tee-hee.
i lived in campus for two years. at one point, i hadnt left my room in weeks and lost 30lbs over the semester. i started to lose my mind and would get extreme anxiety anytime i was seen in public, which was everytime i left my room since i lived on campus. i started staying up for 30 hours at a time and sleeping for 4-6 because it was never silent enough to sleep.
don't know what advice to give you. what worked for me was moving off of campus and using my family to maintain a healthy amount of social contact
get involved with stuff within the campus, join clubs and shit. join a club that has your same interests and make friends. you most likely live by yourself in a single dorm, room with roommates next semester so youre forced to live with friends.
shorter version; get involved with shit and get off of your computer
Non well-known favorite r9k posts you screen capped, preferably relatively recent ones
Pic related for me
This thread has me in tears
This one just gets me. And no one else seemed to think it was funny.
>>35871362
>nice favela pedro
kek
>smoked all my weed again
>no reason to wake up tomorrow
buy more weed idiot
>>35870878
It takes so much fucking money. Literally hundreds all the time.
>>35870888
Play some vidya and watch some films until you can afford some more weed.
>tfw no peanut gallery bf
>>35870822
YOU ARE SAD SAD GAY MAN
I believe you posted this once before but changed one of the lowercase L's to an uppercase i. Fuck off, you fraud.
>>35871045
>I believe you posted this once before but changed one of the lowercase L's to an uppercase i.
I didn't.