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How are you supposed to remember that?

I finished Blood and Gold last night.

I can be a book worm.

>>35872292
I dont care about the exact number. Is it ten? A hundred? Two hundred..

Had it all my life.

Also, it is not pronounced "tin-eye-tus" no matter how much you want it to be.

>>35872223
Congenital?

>>35872206
Sleep with a fan and shut up you pussy.

I've had it for 15 years.
I knew a guy who had a milder one than me and blew his brains out over it.

Kind posting is too vulnerable to mean posting.

I only do it to protect myself.

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>>35872166
>2 dumb for well though out comments
>can only shitpost
>always get (you)s

>>35872166
This happens every time and It is the fuel for my constant shitposting.com.

I love (you)s

>>35872153
Why the fuck would you piss out your window? Go to the bathroom.

>>35872232
yeah but if I run into one of them in the hall its super awkward. plus in my house you can hear the splashing from everywhere

What kind of autism do you have? Jesus just go say hi and piss in toilet like a normal person. Are you a fucking Indian?

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>A girl said "excuse me" cause I was in her way today

Feels good being Chad

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>>35872151
Is it even b8 anymore?
Some part of me deep inside wants to believe

l hugged a girl today. At least I think its a girl, could be a girl (male)

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>>35872103
why are we so cruel

>unable to take joke
im a robot but you're a damn pussy

>>35872103
Your class is full of fucking assholes.

My dad wasn't really absent, he just spent most of his time working himself to the bone doing ER shifts at the hospital to support our family. The only time we actually spent together was during our 6am and 8pm baseball practices, or when he would yell at me to do homework and occasionally hit me.

God, I miss those days. Everything was so simple. Love you dad.

Dad left when i was 4, died 2 years later.

I have a pretty succesful life, so no, cant be because of him your life sucks

>>35872068
He never taught me how to socialize
He never taught me how to be a man
He never throw jokes with me or the entire family
He rarely smiles
He always blame everything on us

>>35872065
I had none of them at 20 but all at age 26

>>35872065
Nigger you're almost me
>19 close to 20 in 2 months.
>don't have driver's license
>got a HiSet (brainlet GED)
>never had a job
>never had a gf
>no friends
>know how to tie my shoes but pretty basic shit
>no anxiety like that but I get really nervous on certain social ambients on 4chan
Damn.

-Age 20
>has had 2 jobs. Currently a fire fighter
>has drivers license
>has car
>has diploma and currently studying double degree.
>still no gf for 20 years.

It doesn't matter if you have all those things, you still won't get laid. I'm an example.

>>35872055
Post more pictures like this please

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>>35872160
With the same girl?

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>>35872160
I'm just gonna dump them anyway

>>35872000
>trips
>but saved a thumbnail

I don't know whether to check em or tell you to fuck off

>>35872000
this site was discovered by retards and normalfags a long time ago. nowadays it's even worse. /b/ is lost and most other boards are infested with normalfags thanks to /pol/.

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>trips
>bitches about people whining on a board designed for bitching and moaning
If you don't like it BTFO, simple as that

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giant girls

giant futa especially

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Hawt psychiatric doctors and nurses jacking off decent looking, tied-down psychiatric patients in order to calm and sedate them.

Any pron available of it is fake as fuck (obvious porn star nurses with boob jobs in skimpy Halloween nurse custom). Only thing that comes even remotely close to it is that one video of a nurse jacking off the autistic kid in a wheelchair, but that was removed from the internet's due to probably being cp. I will have to fap to my imagination for eternity ;_;

I wouldn't say it's a link, but I've been a little concerned lately by how much I like the image of a woman getting pounded by a horse

>>35871980
First of all: Relax.This happens to ALL guys. There is NO failure. And you are NOT a virgin.
Before your next intercource, concider the following:
1. Fapping makes it hard to cum. Avoid fapping at least for a week before the event. Two weeks are perfect. After a month, you will explode in minutes.
2.Long sexual act means you can satisfy her apetite and try any pose you like.
3. Do not hesitate to ask her to help you with her hands/mouth
4. Anal feels much better than vagina, and you may cum incide.

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>>35871980
>he gave up wizardhood for this

>>35871980
Is this another circumcised feels thread?

>>35871875
I gave up when i was 14, the bullying in school made it clear where i stand socially. Really i was bullied my whole life, but that was the age i gave up hope of ever being social.

Im 21 now, emotionally withdrawn from everyone and am unable to meaningfully connect with anyone because of my crippleing paranoia about the intentions of anyone who interacts with me

I gave up after the first semester at Uni, 18 at the time. During highschool everyone was getting laid all the time and forming relationships, but I thought maybe I'm a late bloomer and I'll get to enjoy all that with the "University experience", instead my depression got worse, I'm lonelier than ever before with no friends, and I want to drop out and die.

>>35872932
>>35872975
Fuck, that sucks

I remember my mom saying "things'll get better when you turn 18!". they didn't, not because things are worse, everything is still the same, but now I'm an 18 years old "legal" Virgin

I dont give a shit about the hivemind

I actually do know this feel

I lack taste, I think everything is okay or better

it's very very rare when I find something I think is actually bad

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>tfw tasteless pleb who ruins it for everybody else by financially supporting low quality commercial works

>>35871786
Hit 5 months but honestly I'm not even bothered. I've never been big on sex to begin with. Had girlfriends who put out, but I never really was into it. I don't see myself willingly having sex for a while.

>>35871786
23 years
Get on my fucking level or fuck off.

>>35871821
>>35871786
You normies need to get the fuck out