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What do you femanons think of this young autistic man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWuzklXUk0
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>>35873123
>don't tell anyone
>uploads it on youtube
Typical roastie
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>>35873135
this, this pisses me off so much
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>>35873135
This.
Have some common courtesy to not upload it.

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I have always been pretty androidy, but since coming to uni, my autismo side has fucked up a lot for me, and the awkward interactions keep creating worse feelings and lead to more awkward interactions and it is getting to the point where I am seriously considering just taking off the face of the earth as much as possible. Any androids or robots know the feel or situation? What should I do? Is it worth not giving up?
>inb4 android=normie get out reeee
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Bump for please respond
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>>35873119
it's never worth not giving up

people are shit and nobody is worth the effort it takes to make interactions with them pleasant

if, by some miracle, you happen across someone with whom interaction does not require effort to make pleasant, then grab on and do not let go

because when you do, they will leave you, and your life will be worse than it ever was before

do what makes you happy, or at least distracts you from the hole inside you

stay inside and play vidya, or watch anime, or play an instrument, or read, or fap, or whatever you like doing

if you want to stay in uni and be something some day, do it

work your ass off and be the best goddamn student in your university

if it's too much hassle, drop out. don't stay in school because someone told you dropping out is a bad idea

this is not a pleasant life

it is not a fun one, and it is not one that you will enjoy

you will not look back on your life and be proud of it before you kill yourself

but it doesn't matter, because this is the life that you will live

you're already here, it's too late

if you have a chance to become a normie, do not fucking hesitate. go to a therapist, talk to a friend, do whatever it takes to escape

it's not worth giving up
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>>35873119
>androids
What kind of bullshit special snowflake term is this? Seriously end yourself OP

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You know what /r9k/? We're some tough motherfuckers.

I thoroughly believe that if you put a grade A normie in our position, some of them would not be able to survive.

There are some of you suffering so hard that if you put even the average bot in your place, they wouldn't survive, either.

Regardless of if you end up using the suffering to your advantage as fuel for your fire or not... I just want you to know that I think you're strong.
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>>35873094
Alternatively, maybe everyone has problems but because you retards sit in this stupid echo chamber of misery you all stay miserable
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>>35873159
So there's hope for pic related?

What is a person called when they're attracted to 18-25 year olds?

And what is he called when he's attracted to 25-30 year olds?
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>>35873008
A normal person.

Probably won't be original
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>>35873008
being a normal fucking person?
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>>35873008
>What is a person called when they're attracted to 18-25 year olds?
Normal.

>And what is he called when he's attracted to 25-30 year olds?
Absolutely degenerate.

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MARIJUANA DOESN'T EXIST
MARIJUANA DOESN'T EXIST
MARIJUANA DOESN'T EXIST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MARIJUANA DOESN'T EXIST
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Then why am I high?
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>>35872988
Grow anon I'll try it with you. I live in the woods.
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>>35873000
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HH HH *deep breathing* *nositls laugh* mhm mhm hehe *laughter* *uncontrollable retarded laughing* mm

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>come home after a hard day at work
>find your gf doing this
What do you do?
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>>35872984
>get on knees
>open mouth
>drink our bull's piss
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Question whats gone wrong in my life where I have a girlfriend.
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Punish her(male) for wearing my watch.

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A long time ago, my friend and crush told me once that the person I think about at 1:43 pm or 1:43 am is the person I love and will end up with forever because 143 is love.

She called me "Quacky" and we both liked watching Buffy.
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>>35872978
Is this some kind of riddle?
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"Ooh, anon, your eyepatch looks badass! I want you to take it off while you fuck me!"

>O-okay...

You see this. What do?
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>>35873141
Pretty cool tbqh. Can't see out of my right eye but it looks normal

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Daily Reminder, if you're a neet, hikki, solitary masturbator, you're equally degenerate to a faggot, faggots.
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>solitary masturbator
So it's alright if I wank as long as it's in front of somebody?
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Actually, if you had a woman legally involved somehow then yes.
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Daily reminder that this entire site is a containment zone for degenerates
GTFO normalfag.

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How do I get a trap girlfriend?
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>>35872923
Go to a psych ward.
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>>35872923
despookify yourself and maybe Stirner will let you lick her feet
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>>35872923
Move to Detroit? Plenty of trap artists there and fans of it. They play it in strip clubs so that would make breaking the ice easy peesey lemon squeezey.

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Is anyone else here addicted to weed? I constantly crack down every day and buy more or buy in bulk sometimes. I have like a tiny bowl pack left and I'm trying so hard to save it
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>weedlet
>muh last bowl pack
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>>35872909
youre fucking preaching.

saturday's my last smoke day before i go stay with my mom for a few months in a no-weed state (indiana)

dealer is a very unreliable and depressed slob/hoarder who is just as liable to lose my money to a shady connect as get me seedy sticky average shit.

will have to limit myself to a joint every couple nights rather than the 2-3 quality fatties i smoke daily now.

expect lots of angry shitposting from apr 3 - sep 2.

love you, smoke for me.

pic related: THIS IS RIGHT NEAR MY APARTMENT NEAR USC, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>35873005
They're watching they know

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>My unusual deal breakers: I have PCOS which means I wear wigs and would not be interested in bearing children.

>I would not be willing to date someone obese
>You must be single, monogamous, not currently in a relationship, no children, and actually looking for a relationship. Never married. Not a liar or flaky. Not a convict, murderer, etc. (How sad is it that I need to put these in writing?) You should be financially stable with a career/plans and college educated. No smoking. You should be able to function in society with basic human consideration: kindness, tolerance, etc.

This is literally a BALD WOMAN making these demands. Isn't the world great, /r9k/?
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Notice how most of the standards she has are not superficial? I honestly dont see a Problem.
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>>35872871
Why does her being bald mean she doesn't deserve someone who's not a cheater, a criminal, a shitty person or a NEET?
Your ass will probably be balding at 29 but you'll still be turning up your nose at girls you don't consider "qt", faggot.
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>>35872907
>male baldness and female baldness are the same
Hi tumblr.

Who /conflicted/ here?
>Inb4 underage
>Final year of highschool, 18

Basically /robochad/
>Never had a gf before
>On phone constantly to avoid human eye contact
>Speech stutter, can't sit still in chair
>Small band of autistic whiteknights and other robots to LARP in park with
>Have a glass bottle I piss into under bed
>Went to reach into backpack for homework to give to teacher, accidently pull out hand drawn hentai I drew at lunch
>Called the security guard a nigger by accident
>Fantasize/Escapism endlessly
>Only grill ever to show interest in me has mild down syndrome
>Make fake Jewbook pages about people I don't like and use them to threaten to shoot up the school
>Have never used drugs but people tell me I look high
>Spent a weekend litterally crying in my closet when my parents screamed at me and called me a loser
>My English teacher tried to put me in a tard class
>Have acne on my testicles
>Listen to Naruto openings before I sleep at night
>Mfw I'm still /Chad/ tho
Feels alright
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>hand drawn hentai
Fucking kek
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Get out right now.
Originally
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>>35872865
i dont get it
where is the chad part of you

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stop procrastinating
stop masturbating
stop self flagellating
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>>35872845
that sounds like too much work
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>>35872845
>mfw just stopped masturbating the other day
>see tit pics
>might take a look at 'em and get hard
>just don't jerk off though
>feel no need to jerk off

I don't know why, but I just quit, and it feels good.
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>>35873425
alleluya

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Fembots, why aren't you married yet? What are you doing with your life?
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>>35872823
>implying there are women robots
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I'm still in college, and more importantly, I'm mostly into girls.
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>>35872823
>Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
humanity is scum
>What are you doing with your life?
waiting

fuck off with your incessant fembot threads

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>found an oriental cockroach crawling on the wall of my apartment
>killed it but have lost all ability to sleep because there must be hundreds more lurking about

I'm going to have a panic attack guys
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>>35872799
You're fucked my dude. They're probably planning a full frontal assault on your butt hole to honor their lost brethren. Keep the lights on (:
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>>35872911
>oriental cockroaches like moist dark areas
>I have constant swamp ass

I honestly might move
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Hope you don't have to get up to pee

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