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Smileys and emoticons make me angry.
I don't know where to put this but every time you use these I automatically assume what you wrote is just to mock and make fun of me, that you are better in every other way, that you know everything better, you self-centered piece of shit.
Don't use them.
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>>35876172
XD you are such a faggot op :P
Btw give me a call if you want to get you dick sucked :3 ;D
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>>35876172
I imagine it's really conniving or just a gay person hitting on me
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>>35876172
Oh sorry, I was being sincere sweetie :)
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>Have to join a group facebook page for my class
>haven't used my account in years and my profile doesn't even have a picture so if I join the page everyone will know I'm an autist with no friends.
What the fuck do I do?
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create a new account fag
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>>35876170
Just say that you don't use Facebook because you don't give a fuck about anybody you have as "Friends"
It worked for me.
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>>35876218
I need to use it because some of the photos I need for evidence that I did the work are on there.
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bodyhair removal general.
How are you robots getting smooth? I just bought an epilator for my legs but it hurts so much. I'm not sure if I can do it.
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>>>/lgbt/
you have to go originally back
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>>35876171
Should I really kill myself? I've been thinking about it anyway
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Nair
or magic fragrant powder
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I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point Im far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me. Watch out roaches, there is a storm coming.
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Make sure you let the media know 4chan made you do it after the shooting
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>>35876127
what kinda torment op?
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You'll never do better than Columbine
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does anyone else throw up tags?
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>>35876083
I've considered writing "/r9k/ - ROBOT9001 was here, fuck normies!" on a bathroom stall, but I always pussy out.
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>>35876220
you gotta commit, cops dont give a fuck about vandalism and most companies have more than enough money to deal with it, shit is art man.
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>>35876083
Are you by any chance the soundcloud rapper Atlas?
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>be me
>be 20
>be middle eastern
>family too liberal for arranged marriage and other similar things
>stay a Virgin and no gf.
It's not that I want to force someone to like me. I'm just sure no one would want to off their own free will.
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>>35876071
Anon just go to whatever country your family is from and visit the relatives. They totally will hook you up. Im not middle eastern but im Med and ny grandma had a couple girls already lined up when I went to the village.
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>>35876098
Problem is even though I'm 20, I'm the youngest in the family. Also it's not just my parents, the entire fucking family tree is super liberal.
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>>35876148
Are you a christian arab? They tend to be more liberal
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>show bus driver my mobile ticket
>he nods
>later
>unlock phone
>it's some hentai trap image from r9k
I see that driver every day. Noe he probably thinks I'm some weirs faggot. What do?
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now* weird* fuck phoneposting
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>>35876035
Jesus fuck, I hope it's real!
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>>35876035
Holy shit I kek'd
This shit could happen to everyobe here that does not concentrate enaugh
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I'm currently living with my grandmother, because i'm saving for something important.
She's senile, and pretty crazy. She won't let anyone touch her washing machine, and uses a very small amount of detergent because she doesn't know how it works. So i'm constantly sweating, and covered in oils, and smell atrocious.
I just wanted to let you guys know that.
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What are you saving for, op?
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Maybe she uses a small amount of detergent because she has sensitive skin and is concerned about residue.
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>>35876007
>letting an old roastie cuck your laundry
lel what a fag
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I can't continue watching hentai
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It have made my mind associate women with all kinds of fetishes. I need to be redpilled on:
>women
>intercourse
>ass eating
>kinky fetishes
I kinda realise they aren't like pictured in these japanese cartoons. But at the same time, in my head, every girl is a sex slave who will do anything I want!
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>>35875988
Pro tip:
Majority of the stuff you see in hentai is:
>illegal
>only possible with women who have trained their bodies to bend and flex in certain positions
A real girl will smell(sometimes this will just turn you on even more) she will have body hair, sometimes lots of it, she won't squeak like a mouse or scream like a baby during.
Majority of women have very boring and generic fetishes, so chances of her being into kinky shit like choking, bdsm, or ass eating are 50/50
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I wish you straight fags would get the fuck off our board jesus fucking christ look at this degeneracy and level of shit. Our mods really need to wipe you fuckers out, go gas yourselves
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>>35876840
>illegal
>only possible with women who have trained their bodies to bend and flex in certain positions
Ayy this is why I only watch trap porn, most boys won't mind tying me up and dressing me in girl's clothes and whatever other fantasies I have, they are all perverts anyway
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>5AM
>bitch of a mother is being loud as hell
>why can't she leave me in peace doesn't she know 3-6AM are fappy and nappy time
>I hear a loud thump
>reeeeeeee this bitch she can't do anything right
>I reeee at her until she just says 'sorry hun-huns'
>that's it, I can't stand this bitch anymore
>I yell back at her
>I don't want a sorry i demand 50 good boy points and i will kill the hamster if you don't do it
>fag op mom better deliver
>All this yelling has really been strengthing my peepee
>I decide I will man up i am a man now and I will follow through
>I grab the hamster which mommy gave to me something about turning 30 and being a big boy and learning responsibility
>she doesn't understand i am still a growing boy
>look at hamster
>the hamster has a large poopyhole
>le big idea.jpeg
>I say to hamster odds fap evens sleep
>I slide my hard peepee all the way into the hamsters asshole, casuing it to instantly spray blood averywhere from being torn open
>I guess 2 and 5/8 inches is too much for anyone to handle
>Oh man this is almost as good as tendies
>I see my door open
>I forget to reee and instead my peepee shoots all over mommy's nice work clothing and face
>'mommy you bitch get back in the kitchen i need tendies'
>I see her just fall on her knees and start crying
>I reeeee as loud as I can until she gets back up and runs away from my room
>Great now I have to scoop the peepee googoo'd into my peepee poopoo googoo jar
>why do i still let her live in this house
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is the hamster gonna be okay?
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>>35875964
>why do i still let her live in this house
Who will make the tendies if she leaves? Geez anon you got to think about these things. I mean this sort of line of thought leads to radical concepts such as...dare I say it...cooking your own tendies which as we both know is completely unacceptable.
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>>35875964
So does this mean OP isn't a wizard or do hamsters not count?
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>use grindr
>this guy has a picture of nick wilde
>he's a sub and his bio is just about his kinks
>talk to him for a bit, he doesn't seem like a bad guy
>englond is broken so I assume he might be a international student
>ask him out for a coffee
>he gives me his fb
>check his fb
>he literally looks deformed and looks english
>turn off grindr
>feelbad
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Poor baby, now go pick one of the other hundred of slutty subs in your area to fuck. Most of them are probably into Furry shit as well.
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>>35875961
I hate full twinks tho
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>>35875930
>using Grindr
Normies need to fucking leave
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What do you do when you feel angry? Do you have an outlet for it? How do you realize that what you're angry about isn't a big deal?
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>>35875918
I usually go for a walk
lately though I've been going down to the bike path by my house and laying in the grass for a whileonly at night
i keep hoping someone is gonna come talk to me and i can make a friend, but it's usually really late at night in the middle of the suburbs and no one is awake
it's p comfy tbqhwyfam
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DDWF QEHB WAXE DSUQ EVOZ UGET RLWZ DPLY HLRA LFPQ XTWX AAKD DYRL QSGB ZXYL BOXY XRCC GDGT
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Idk I'm pretty pissed right now. My apsrtment building gives out more parking passes than they have spots, and so the garage is always filled. There's a lot attached to the building that almost always has spots and is completely empty in off-hours, but a wendy's owns it and they will tow you if they catch you using it. I got in late last night and there weren't any spots left, but it was 2 in the morning and wendy's was closed. I parked there and went down at 8 am to move it (Wendy's doesn't open until 10:30)
My car was gone, it's been towed.
There are guys doing construction all around my neighborhood that start at 5 or 6 am, and one of them had to have done it, because I never see Wendy's staff arrive until 8:45 or 9. So some guys that had literally nothing to do with the situation had my car towed for no benefit to them.
Who fucking cares if I park in an empty lot when the joint is closed? My building has made offers to buy the lot because they have no parking space, but the Wendy's is a bunch of greedy fucking jews
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WHO IS THAT ONE FUCKING AUTIST THAT ALWAYS POSTS FUCKING ANIME REACTION IMAGES?
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>>35875887
Literally everyone
Anime is normie as fuck now, get with the times.
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>>35875887
There are hundreds of them Anon
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>dislikes anime reaction images
Maybe 4chan.org isn't for you?
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All hail Elliot Rodger. The third anniversary is upon us. Normies deserve to die.
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>>35875871
May 23rd, not today.
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>>35875871
Have you ever succeeded with anything in life, op?
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>>35875871
Two months too soon, anon
COCOOCOCOCOOCOCOC
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>>35875861
take that back you google-eyed tree-looking bitch
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>>35875944
COCO COCO COCO COCO COOOOCOCOCOCOOC
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>>35876213
jesus christ
my comment is very original than you