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>>35877884
A victim of what, uggo syndrome?

>>35877884
>denying your crime is part of what makes you guilty
Millennials everyone

What's the origin of this guy that became a meme?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUrjpxQozF

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bT8UAYrtO

>>35877865
Stop that fucking lip smacking

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>>35877723
original high quality post 101

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To think He predicted this over six million years ago

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Here's the original unedited version if anyone's interested.

idk
what do we look like
your internet cervix provider?

No, hitting the cervix hurts.

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>>35877716
I had a sensible giggle.

>be on /r9k/
>Get a match on tinder

Looks like you won't be the only robot in that relationship.

Lol you cant even begin the convo without asking advice

Say hey hows it going then go from there.

Respond fast though. These bitches are horny IN THE NOW

tfw I'm cuter than her

>>35877578
I'm curious about this as well. gorgonzola

I'm a software developer and i just sit in a cube with headphones on all day. Sometimes i can make it through a whole day without speaking another word to anyone. Also, i spend 1/2 my day shitposting.

>>35877578
I used to have a warehouse job. It was a night shift, there were only about 4 or 5 other workers. I talked to the others maybe once or twice a shift. That was only because we needed each others help with a big crate. But literally 98% of the time, I just listened to music.

>Even sandnigger refugees with nothing on their backs get to fuck qt Aryan German girls.

Lol don't believe this cuckold fantasy. It's not true.

>>35877526
at least you're not white

>ugly
>manlets
>brown skin
>poor
>stupid
>Catholic
>probably a drug dealer

What's NOT to love!

>>35877496
wow a woman being passive aggressive, never seen that before

fembots dont exist

saged

if anyone replies after me youre a fucking thirsty faggot

I'm beyond an impure pervert

>>35877535
But I already have a gf anon. This is funny to me and it's more oc than whiny NEET threads

As long as she had a pulse I'd be ok with her.

But that's still not low enough standards apparently.

>>35877456
>you won't settle and have an overly idealized image of what women should be
bullshit. i would settle immediately. its just that literally not a single woman on earth wants me.

>>35877456
> an overly idealized image of what women should be.
all i want is not ugly

women can "settle" for someone who isn't ugly so it doesn't count

>>35877447
fast for 2 weeks

Burn more calories than you take in.

>>35877447
Don't eat, exercise, be healthy.

>>35877444
All I know is your trips are right.

The more therapy I have, the more I start to think so

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>>35877444
Thats a fine quality Wojak, I have never seen it before.
Do you know who makes them in this particular art style? THere are a lot

Do you like hentai busting as much as real busting

>>35877430
kill yourself feminazi scum

>>35878420
It looks alot more pleasant than the real thing but there's some really good real life busting images too. I like being Ballbusted a lot more than viewing it no couse

>>35877392
Fuck off faggus

>>35877414
why do you retards think im higgus biggus

>>35877392
Why do you keep making the same thread over and over again? Just fuck off please.

I manually gave myself empathy by meditating and lucid dreaming about being different people, but I can still turn it off like a switch literally like in the vampire diaries

>>35877370
With certain people i feel no sympathy,
like nothing at all.
They could be telling me the saddest thing that's happened to them and i don't feel anything, it scares me

>>35877370
/hyperEmpathy/ here. how do you do it?

>>35877326
ok u say fembots need to go but u also say they cant be robots so they dont exist. since there are no fembots: the conclusion is that no one has to leave, right?

The compromise is fembots must wear chastity belts while posting.

>>35877809
Not OP but they can't be robots, that's why they call themselves fembots.