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Who else /tiredoftheirfriends/ here?
Yeah, yeah, inb4 "REEEEE you've got friends you fucking normie!!!!1"
I got a few friends, okay? We're all robots in our own way. Anyways, it's getting hard to come up with excuses not to hang out with them on weekends. I say that I've taken a break from smoking and drinking, but what the fuck do I say when they tell me it'll be a sober hangout? All past hangouts from this year never failed to feel like a night wasted. They're having fun, but to me the humor and atmosphere is staler than a corked bottle of wine. I just wanna enjoy night off while eating chocolate while playing some video game.
Any tips for a good excuse? Or is there a way of being honest without being insulting?
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I just stopped contacting mine altogether, deleted my facebook, and then they kind of gave up on trying to see me.
Feels good.
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>>35879480
>Any tips for a good excuse?
Jesus Christ, Lord Almighty, this is some advanced autism.
Here's what you do Anon: You say "Hey guys, sorry, I won't be coming over this weekend. Nothing big, just need some time to myself. Thanks for the invite. See you next week."
That's all. Don't make up excuses. Don't be insulting. Just tell them the truth.
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Get a white cane.
Tell your friends that you've been having trouble seeing lately.
"I may have to sell my car soon."
They'll quickly fade out into other social circles and abandon you.
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I talked to a girl for the first real time in my life yesterday. I'm 20. I acted like a total sperg, but now I have a qt gf.
I took chad's advice and just bee'd myself, and it actually worked.
Just do it lads.
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>>35879461
She's not your gf dumbass
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>>35879461
>talked to her for the first time
>gf
I'm gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and potential law problems: She's not your gf unless she explicitly said so. Otherwise she's a friend, AT MOST.
Do not try lewd things.
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>>35879470
>>35879491
thanks for the concern, but she is my gf. We had a date last night and another tonight.
I just want to let you know that you should bee yourself.
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I AM ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY SMART BUT LAZY
FUCK OFF
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maybe you just think you are smart
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>>35879288
but are you smart enough to be stupid
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If you were actually smart but lazy you would be able to accomplish things with minimal effort. You're just a lazy faggot
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Who /fatduetomeds/ here?
This is bullshit. I only had two meals yesterday and only one meal the day before and I'm still piling on the pounds and have a pot belly.
People are begining to comment.
Has anyone else gained weight on meds? Is it reversible? Can I stop taking the meds and lose the weight?
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Three meals can't turn straight into fat.
Also this is why im too scared to take medication
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Doctor here. Which meds? What's the indication?
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>>35879275
Try and avoid it.
I used to have a stomach that concaved, now it convexes.
Also I'm developing man boobs.
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Do you guys think you'd be robots if you were raised Amish? Is it possible to be a robot in that kind of a society?
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I'd still be sad, lonely, and shit at connecting with others, but I'd be distracted from working my Amish ass off all day.
I'd miss you guys though.
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>>35879207
I'd probably be a delinquent that ends up leaving the village.
By delinquent I mean lazy angry and disobedient.
I hate hard work. And I'd have nothing fun to do ever. I guess I wouldn't have stopped playing outside though, so maybe I'd be fut at least.
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>>35879207
No.
I would be a golem.
Amish don't have technology, duh.
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I sent the girl I like flowers to her job. She goes in at 2. Her friend messaged me on Instagram and told me they're there
Wish me luck lads. I'll make a follow up thread later today.
Feel free to ask any questions
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Sounds creepy. People still send flowers?
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Oh god why
I can see this going horribly wrong
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>>35879161
It reminds me of a question that bothers me a lot: do guys love being sent flowers?
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What will the baby look like?
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Dissapointed
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stop this fucking shit Im trying to get out of the blacked meme
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it will look like the future
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Daily reminder to eat today at least one fruit.
Stay healthy /r9k/this isn't nice, robot
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>>35879109
Thanks OP. Toady I will eat McDonalds, but then I'll go home and eat 2 pears and a banana and at dinner I will eat all my veges
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>>35879109
Have a nice day anon
Not original
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>>35879109
I've been eating better food than what I used to lately!That food was nothing :(
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Would you fuck a woman with amputated feet?
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>>35879044
Yes anon, we've already been over this.
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>>35879044
She can't run
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>>35879239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbiPdtRea1I&t=180s
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I am having sex for the first time tonight by cucking Chad 2017-03-29 03:24:55 Post No.35879042
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I am having sex for the first time tonight by cucking Chad
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Getting fit finally paid off, lads.
>be me, 22 khv
>posted an ad with pictures of my body on a website to get sex (with monthly subscription)
>after tons of faggots, a 30 years old milf answered it
>saw some pictures, she is a hot blonde milf with blue eyed
>she basically wants me to come to her place and let her suck my dick and cum on her face
>she is in couple but her boyfriend is currently working in another country
After all these years, i am finally gonna get sex, even though it's just oral sex, and i will even have the privilege to cuck Chad for my first time. I can't wait for the moment when i will cum all over her face, this cumshot will he highly symbolic. A robot is about to cuck Chad.
I have a problem though, i am a porn addict and have delayed ejaculations, hope i'm still gonna make it.
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>>35879042
>i am a porn addict and have delayed ejaculations
Have fun repeating that over and over in your head while you desperately try not to cum the second her tongue touches your dick.
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>>35879076
one of my buds has the same problem. He's a chronic masturbator who can't ejaculate unless he finishes himself off.
You've probably never had sex so you wouldn't know.
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>>35879042
From the title I thought Chad was gonna fuck you in the ass.
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oh d-g what done'd
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>>35879041
What does this mean for robots?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEWE
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leave pepe alone! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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What would your younger self think of you? 2017-03-29 03:24:43 Post No.35879037
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What would your younger self think of you?
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>tfw nazi
>tfw kv
>tfw nofriends
>tfw probably gonna fail out of uni out of laziness
>tfw dont even care where I cum anymore
>literally just piss in bottles of gatorade
>tfw considering suicide more and more each passing day
How would I even begin to explain things to him?
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>>35879037
>nazi
>degenerate
Pick one
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>>35879070
Anyone who became a nazi through an anime image sharing website is probably a degenerate in some way.
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>>35879037
I am not sure
one one hand i am 26 and have my own house and car (i make arduino tutorial videos and get good money from google adsense)
One the other hand i have no friends and am a virgin.
Probably disappointed.
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>live with my mom
>have dead end part time job
>on my off time i just surf the internet/4chan and play games occasionally
>never go outside anymore
>never exercise
>dont socially interact with anyone besides 1 online friend
>stay up all night, sleep most of the day
>everything i used to enjoy is not fun anymore
>feel suicidal every time i see the morning light come up and know i just wasted another day
How do I get out of this hell? I just feel like I'm destined to rot in my computer chair. I have dreams, but they are so unreachable at this point that there is no reason to even try. I will never be satisfied with myself if I continue like this for another 5 years.
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>>35878987
why don't you kill yourself?
do it, faget
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>>35878987
Start now, start small. It's shitty advice but it's what you have to do
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>>35879036
I think about it every day. I'm just too much of a coward. Any drugs that will make me not afraid to do it?
Who here acts racist as fuck but would low key fuck a black girl if she offered it to you?
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>>35878944
>this
>you just described all of /pol/
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>>35878944
I am racist only towards blacks but also a very horny virgin so if a black girl offered herself i would drag her home and obliterate her pussy
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Can you low key kys?
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>will never get to experience true intimacy with any sex
>accepted this fact at least ten years ago
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>>35878927
Yeah, I know I'll never make women swoon. I just masturbate to muh waifu and focus on my job in science. Sex is overrated anyway.
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You could always get a qt bf op! Bfs are better than gfs in every way. Not that I've ever had a bf...
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>>35879389
I kinda feel like I should just compromise and settle with a a girl (male). I mean life is just a long series of compromises. The awful part though is that the market is just as competitive for them to.