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>>35881401
Speaking from experience here - don't just ask outright. You need to feel out the situation to know what she might be into. Not every girl is accommodating or even understanding of this sort of thing.

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>>35881450
Do you think its something I can sneak in like rubbing my dick on their feet before/after sex?

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I need people's opinion

What do you guys think of my feet

>>35881354
I just did this and it's true. Holy shit /r9k/ BTFO from now until eternity.

>>35881354
So apparently "actress" is too offensive now.

>>35881354
Wtf im a feminist now

>>35881339
1. Don't want one.

2. Yes.

3. Because her and I wanted different things out of life. I didn't want to compromise to her wants, and didn't want her compromising to my wants, so I ended it.

Never dating again tbqh lads

>>35881339
Been with my current girlfriend for two years now, waiting to move into our new place and then I'll propose probably get her pregnant after that. She's pretty much obsessed with me so don't have much to worry about with her which is good.

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>>35881339
>Why don't you have a gf?
too ugly, pic related
>Have you ever had a gf?
obviously nope
>If so, what was she like? Why did the relationship end?
i imagine any girl who dated me would immediately leave me once a better option presented itself, which every man is, in addition to some dogs and horses.

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>>35881298
She's Karen and no she isn't

Andra

Loraanda

Whole body is one big plastic surgery

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>>35881229
>nicki will never pull down her panties to reveal a cute little flaccid penis and bite her lip as she begs you to suck her off to get her ready to squirt all over your face

>>35881229
thats a very specific and unrealistic dream OP, just get a 4/10 ebony gf and a great imagination, its truly the closest you will get

you fuckers will be self-conscious over anything

If your feet are less than size 12 you're a footlet. There's a reason they're called FEET

>>35881203
Yep.
From that she'll extrapolate that your dick is tiny (under 10").
And with feet that tiny you're probably a manlet.

So you're fucked.

what's with the animation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

It's like hearing the temple of time as a kid but in this case I felt a mixture of things. It frightened me yet interested me at the same time. It's also strangely soothing

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>>35881377
>having video game music as your favorite song

you deserve your misery in life

Sounds like she got dumped, again.
Must suck to be her.

>>35881114
pretty fucking unattractive nigger. what is up with that hair?

that's a trap, right?

>>35881286

No its not a trap.
She's a woman

GG anon, now get the fuck out of here you filthy animal

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Good luck on your future endeavors and don't ever look back.

>>35881053

Good luck with your life!

I really hope you wont feel the need to visit this dark hole of a board again

>>35881020
Chad typically isn't a school shooter.

>>35881020
He's just browskig black powder revolvers.

Nobady would do go on rampage whith black powder gun.

>>35881020
yeah, so?
pretty sure that's a cartridge converted revolver- the rounds are weak as fuck (can still kill you though). don't think they even need to be registered in the US.

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>taking pride in being an orbiter

>>35880998
haha, wow, this is a new reality. Please let me know more about all this friend.

How do you orbit her?

>>35880998
yeah its difficult i know. like i literally offer her free gifts and money to let me orbit her, and ask nothing in return, and i get blocked. these are hard times we are living in.

>>35880886
>no woman will ever love you enough to do that
Fuck off normie OP

hey maybe she does enjoy it I mean, big dicks are a meme, it hurts if it's too big...

>>35880886
just eat the bitch out dumbass

>>35880820
LOL fucking faggot, try getting laid some time

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>>35880820
You should post pics of you using it, for reference so I can give better advice of course

>>35880820
Stuff it into a sneaker.

My friend told me...

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Behavior is irrelevant in an image-based society.

>>35880832
To a degree

Introverts still have it better

>>35880832
>image-based
aspie way of thinking kinda
post the sources you're parroting from
maybe there's an actually intelligent argument there

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All i have to do is post my black hand

We're hardwired to think and talk about race and similar groups.
Just like we love talking about "robots" Chads" and "Stacies"

I'm more annonyed by the fact that "blacks" usually mean african american which has nothing to do with actual african blacks and "white", white privilege, fucking white male etc refers to the american whites which shouldn't have anything to do with whites from europe, because even there, every country is kinda different