Hey guys I talked to a girl today!
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>>35883640
your mother and sister doesnt count faggot
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>>35883979
this is not a drill faggot.. this was a girl.. a HOT girl who is in my research methods class
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damn, did it hurt?
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How do I stop thinking about Rose? She is the first thing I think of in the morning. Last thing to go through my mind at night. I don't want to live like this.
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>>35883574
Start thinking about Ciara or Agatha instead
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>>35883574
Why do you think about her? Why does anyone? Is it because she's pretty?
Someone please explain the mass infatuation people have with this woman.
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>>35883574
For me, its Summer
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>fall for the online dating meme
>answer truthfully as possible
>choose not to be open to partners with children
>put height as 5 11
>pic related
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>>35883517
Then try a dating site that isn't for single middle-aged desperate women that are divorced or widowed.
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It's not your height or dislike of single moms. You must just be full on retarded
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>>35883517
>pay eHarmony money
>they can't find you a girl
You should ask for a refund or sue for one. Don't their commercials say they have a money-back guarantee?
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who is she?i would like to play the game
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I know the >she meme is gonna pop up in these, but if that's a dude...
I don't know what to believe in anymore.
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I was hoping you would choose the game!
Today we will be playing hangman with her first name.
You will only to choose 2 consonants and 1 vowel (one at a time), so make your selections count. I have given you the first letter.
K _ _ _ _ _ _
Please choose your vowel now.
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>>35883834
>Please choose your vowel now.e
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how do i shave like this
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>>35883434
Shaving your ball sack is actually pretty easy once you get used to doing it. Dont use hair removal cream, also take this thread to /adv/
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>>35883434
paying someone with a laser gun to zap all your hair away forever
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Trim short as possible with clippers or scissors first. Use a new razor and plenty of shaving cream. Pull scrotum skin taught to create a relatively flat surface. Don't go against grain of hair growth.
Fuck Fiona Gallagher
In the first season or two of Shameless she was all responsible and shit, but as the show continues to unfold it just reveals more of her roastie ways.
I'm currently watching season 6 and can say Gus is without a doubt our lord and savior. When he goes MGTOW on her and dumps coffee on her legal documents instead of signing them, it's priceless.
I hated Frank in the earlier seasons but that's kind of the point of his character; he's a piece of shit, but he's a true blue and honest piece of shit.
Debbie is a fucking cunt.
Discuss.
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Never seen this show before desu
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>>35883362
debbie is a cunt and fiona does go full bitch mode in the later seasons
carl is based
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>>35883409
Carl is the fuckin man
I was kinda sad when he and his big black friend starting talking about the farm and went all Of Mice And Men. Totally saw it coming.He finds the kid who stole his bike and kills him
Honestly I kind of hate Veronica because of how she encourages Fiona to do hoe things
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in a world of jesters a fool feels like he's in good company
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I hope for the BP's sake that "shortey" isn't an apt name.
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>>35883381
dude looks like he has a tuna can for a dick though
everything about him is squished down
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I had to google this. Our memes are affecting our senators, 4chan rules America.
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My job takes me to Germany fairly frequently so I usually stop into an FKK club to have sex while I'm there. I've been doing it for years and this month I passed the 100 mark for girls I've had sex with in the clubs.
I'm 28, and a bad experience in high school really turned me off trying to get a girlfriend. Years went by and one day when I was in Stuttgart, I decided to go into the Paradise.
I came out no longer a virgin, and kept going back there and to other clubs to have fun. And now I've slept with 100 different FKK girls.
I know that doing this wasn't really a solution, but it's a) legal and b) makes me feel great, so I don't see much of a problem.
Anyone else a frequent visitor of FKK clubs?
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>>35883338
how kuch does it cost?
rate girls.
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Having sex with a condom on is essentially pointless
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>>35884389
Depends on the club, girl and what you want, but general rates to get in the club go from 60 Euros+ and a half hour with a girl with no extras is roughly 50.
>>35884433
I don't know why everyone says that. And the condom usually only goes on before the actual sex, blowjobs tend to be without.
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Were you alpha in highschool?
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>>35883328
fun fact: nobody gives a fuck who you were in high school
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>>35883328
everyone thought i was smartest guy in whole highschool. i should have capitalized on that.
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>>35883353
They only don't give a fuck if you were a nobody or a loner or w/e
Alphas stay alpha their whole lives and people love hearing alpha's stories about his glorious high school days. Why do you think so many damn movies and shows are about high school?
I just ordered some new shoes, /r9k/.
Did I fuck up and get autism shoes? I know the rules for sneakers (New Balance, white, etc), but not for dressier shoes.
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>>35883220
Now THOSE are some autism canoe-shoes. Are you going to wear them for a quick jaunt down to the ol' market for some sperfus and fries? Or maybe kick them up on the ol chesterfield and watch some telly?
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>>35883253
I was going to wear them to interviews
My endgame is wearing them to work
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>>35883220
These are my shoes. Amalfi 2 Medallion Toe Oxford, 2.5k
Take it from me, buy italian, dont buy any hiphop or new fashion type of shoes. Get real leather, never pay under 800 dollars, and you will have great shoes.
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>tfw husband said his "experimentation phase is over" and he isn't gay anymore
>tfw he said if I don't transition he will leave me
b-but I'm a boy... boys shouldn't transition ;_;
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>>35883202
Want to transition and marry me instead?
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>>35883202
Kek
>there are still homosexuals think that think they will ever be happy.
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>>35883222 (Trips)
>Want to transition and marry me instead?
but I don't know you! I can't marry a stranger!
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>be sophomore at South Carolina
>wear a panthers hoodie
>qt girl passes by and says nice hoodie while putting her thumbs up
>nod cause I have autism
>few days later pass by same girl
>she waves
>I wave back
>today
>see her passing by me
>say "go panthers"
>she just looks at me with this why-are-you-even-here stare I have seen all throughout my life
I was gonna talk to her at the crosswalk but she was going in the opposite direction and I thought I had to say something
Normies and chads what did I do wrong? I got a haircut (relatively long to basically a crew cut) and I wasn't wearing the same jacket so maybe she didn't know I was the same person? I know that's the most autistic reasoning I could have but I didn't think that was the worst thing I could say.
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>>35883185
If you were wearing the panthers hoodie, it would still be a little weird to just randomly say "go panthers" but if you weren't wearing the hoodie, then yeah, that is definitely strange and kinda awkward.
Should've just asked "what's up?" or "how's it going?" or even just causally nodding once would've all been better.
On the bright side, you're fine. One little thing like this isn't going to hurt. No one always says the right thing all the time.
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She gave you the opening TWICE and you autismod both times which showed your autism and made you look like a jerk. Is it really a surprise she'd wouldn't welcome you warmly after you were an ass to her twice?
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>>35883401
Strangely enough I was thinking that saying "what's up" would actually be more random just because that was the thing that caused her to say anything to me at all. Guess I was overthinking it.
I'm not an authority on it so for sure appreciate the post.
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What will it be boys?
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>>35883182
a fuckin sage
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>>35883182
Hello. Two Jagers please.
I need them, and I need some certainty in my life. I'm not sure what to do anymore. Finally, an opportunity to make a choice, to make some difference, and I just stare blankly and waste it. Really need a drink.
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>>35883300
no you don't
frog 'n' feels is one of the few remaining good parts of r9k
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seriously there are way too many normies on this board 2017-03-29 07:30:57 Post No.35883175
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seriously there are way too many normies on this board
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NORMIES GTFO OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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just because I have a job and a gf and am not depressed or addicted to something doesn't mean I'm a normie.
How about you go make a forum or subreddit [:^)] where you have to prove that you are a subhuman to join. Then you can reeee, piss and moan when somebody sneaks in. Until then cry some more.
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>>35883175
Nah.
There's no such thing as a robot, anymore. There never really was. Everyone's a normie. Everyone's a robot.
>If you have enough confidence to even start a thread on /r9k/, you're not a real robot.
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Thank you for all the years of negativity. You really helped me grow and develop a thick skin. Due to my desire at living a more productive life, I'd like to move on now. Again, thank you for everything.
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See you in 10 minutes faggot.
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>>35883061
It's not "goodbye 4chan", it's "goodbye /r9k/"
Do you use every board on the website?
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>>35883061
See you next week, famalamasenpaitchingchongpingpong.