What the hell is wrong with me?
>unicuck living in edinburgh with flatmates
>quiet, but somewhat accepted by normies around me
>live with flatmates so sometimes parties and gatherings happen
>drink alot so i can talk easier because i didnt want to shut myself out
>end up getting chatty with some guy who is friends with my flatmates
>share the same interests (music, vidya, tv)
>exchange contact info and begin talking
>find out hes gay the next day but idc
>few weeks later
>im a straight guy, no explicit homo attraction
>maybe some gay tendancies but im not gay
>get invited out with gay newfriend
>get drunk with gay newfriend
>he tells me that he has feelings for me and he wanted to tell me so it wouldnt be on his mind all the time
>i say i have feelings back
>idk why, it was much easier to do in the moment rather than reject him
>now dating a redhead english twink
>now feeling myself more attracted to men
>have now fucked my bf
>hear my dads distain from hundereds of miles away
>still dont know why i did this
am- am i autistic?
No you're gay. And you belong in the >>>/trash/.
>>35884824
>accidentally falling inlove with your gay friend
what a nice story
No, you're human OP. Being is better than being straight anyway. Dealing with women is fucking horrible
On friday my teacher is going to ask everyone individually, in front of the class, if they have a prom date. Obviously I don't have one, but what can I say?
>inb4 underageb&, I'm 18
>>35884801
make up some bullshit about how your feelings are being hurt when that question is asked
you should say "this shit's not flying with me"
and walk out then drop out of school
Ditch class, who the fuck cares if it's a red flag/obvious why you didn't come. It's better than suffering through that.
I NEED YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS. NOW!
>morbidly obese due to severe depression and now trying to turn my life around, starting to lose weight, call friends, become normal in most ways etc
>think I have a small dick
>also have phimosis and a small frenulum
>go to urologist/andrologist as recommended by my psychiatrist, who is fucking good because he "fixed" me and I trust him
>what I'm trying to say is I didn't go to some random fuck
>he examines my flaccid penis
>he says it's thick and mostly hidden by the fat
>says it's completely normal
>I say I measured it erect and it was 9cm, ruler to the bone
>he says most penises are 12cm (in my country) but 9cm is also able to please AND that he is sure mine will be bigger than 9cm when I get to a normal weight because you just push back the fat, it doesn't disappear
>all fine until until the folowing
>for the phimosis he said that indeed my frenulum is small and might be a problem
>he said to fill the bath with warm water, get in and soak for a bit then try to strech it back
>do this for 2 months and come back
>I ask what if it doesn't work
>he says circumcision
>I try to argue that I heard stories about people who got cut as adults and they say they lose pleasure/other problems etc
>he says it's all bullshit and laughs it off
>he says that all muslims/jews do it
>I tell him I'm fucking neither
>heated discussion follows
>at the end of the meeting we both want to beat the shit out of the other
>pay and leave
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
Who's right here? Am I paranoid? I've been fucked by bad doctors in the past so of course I don't fucking believe them.
Should I try the bath strech thing or will that fuck me up and I will NEED to get cut? What do I do?
Fuck bro I think I have the same problem and I'm scared to check it. I just don't think about it because I think I will never have sex in my life, and I'm ok about it, if it would mean to avoid circumcision
>>35884949
Well I want to at least be ABLE to have sex, if I find a girl. But I'm not fucking chopping off my arm just because it hurts a little.
Guys, I know the post is long but please respond...
I desperately need opinions...
im jewish and my dick works just fine tho
>I started to ______ ironically but now I do it unironically and it has ruined my life.
What's your story Anon?
watch cuckold porn
>>35884657
Why don't you share OP? Why should I if you aren't willing to? I'm not going to feed your r/4chan bait.
>>35884657
anime. it's starting to influence me way too much
Man how do I stop being a loser faggot who can't get laid?
>>35884628
>Man how do I stop being a loser faggot who can't get laid?
Be Chad.
/thread
>>35884744
Sooo.... How do I be chad?
>>35884839
>Sooo.... How do I be chad?
Have you tried being yourself?
I've heard the threshold dose is higher for methylone. I weigh 128 lbs, took like 50-60mg from this bag and clearly felt stuff. Music was great (felt like mad nodding to it, not dancing tho) notoriously increased loquacity, euphoria, feel like I was floating when I walked and shit. But I think it lasted too short, like 2 or 3 hours. I thought MDMA effects were usually longer, but I've also read that 50-60mg is nothing if you're taking methylone.
Where my druggie robots at?
I have experience with both. could still be mdma, I personally dont feel much from mdma until im over 120mgs or so. the fact that you felt anything probably means its not methylone desu
>>35884665
Would you say that a smaller dose of mdma makes effects shorter?
Just buy a testkit.
To me it sounds like you got ripped off and got 2CB instead.
The other way is to give it a tiny wiff, as pure MDMA gives off a pretty interesting almost sweet/candy cane faint scent.
> I speak sarcasm fluently
>alice in wonderland mad hatter quote
>if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
origamiblox
The ones who brag about about their sarcasm are usually the least funny and most stupid people imaginable.
I'm still waiting oregano.
>>35884575
I'm sorry my african american superior
I'm sorry you're a nigger.
>>35884575
https://youtu.be/y-Yszp3SmxE
What language will replace English in the 22st century?
>>35884574
chinese is too fucked up for westerners so french maybe
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3367012/C-est-impossible-French-course-world-s-commonly-spoken-language-2050.html
English v2
>>35884574
arabic
origii
Why isn't it more common for single moms to have sex with their sons?
because it's still fucked up
>>35884483
I'll answer your question if you sauce me on that webm OP.
>>35884483
>Incest would help your people, goy
Is IQ online test unreliable? Are there any that are close to reliable?
yes they're reliable at detecting idiots who do online IQ tests
>>35884467
You need to get professional testing. Real IQ measures your mental age/real age, not your ability to solve puzzles and identify patterns.
>>35884780
Sorry. Mental age/real age * 100. You can't determine mental age from puzzles.
>make thread searching for advise
>no one answers
>delete it because I feel sad and isolated
Kill yourself wee lad
Hurry, my sweet friendo.
Everyone who knows you hates you, even your family.
Any other wageslaves here? How has your day been?
For me:
>wake up at 7:00
>leave house at 7:50 and get the train to work
>spend 8 hours at my low-skill menial job surrounded by jaw-flapping normies
>get train home for 6:00
>spend the rest of my evening on 4chan
I am getting bored by my life.
No friends? No gf?
>>35884615
nope
originul
>>35884630
why not?
fuck the bot
If Kylie Jenner told you to give her a rim job and when you go down and crack the booty open she smells dirty, what will /R9K/ do?
>>35884325
Not lick and go home where its safe.
>>35884325
>Kylie
Fuck off pleb Kendall is where it's at
>Whips out emergency booty wipes
>tfw not handsome
>tfw can follow instructions but not particularly handy
>>35884318
just be gay you don't have to worry about any of that stuff
>>35884354
b...but I don't want to
That grandpa is handsome, though.