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>>35886595
It is supremely cringeiy

>be liberal
>see other liberals being complete morons
>act somewhat reasonable instead
>get called alt right neonazi

literally sargon in a nutshell

>>35886878
Vlogging about feminists everyday while naming yourself after an actual man is what all reasonable liberals do

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>>35886512
I'll have a garnish hen srrounded by carrots and potatoes with a nice creamy chicken glaze on top.
I'll make it in an hour or two.
I'll post a pic of my food at the buffet.

Nothing because I had a big lunch and I'm trying to save money. Maybe a protein bar and sparkling mineral water if I get really hungry.

Canned ravioli, It don't taste like much, but it's food and it's easy to make.
It tasted better than the last time I had canned ravioli.
I'll have the same stuff tomorrow.

>>35886462

just got paid, splashed out on 150 bong worth of consumables.

might get a handle of jacky d this week too

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first for POST DEM LOVELY WAIFU'sand husbandos i guess

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>>35886462

Everywhere britbongs congregate, even on /r9k/, we create something magical

It depends on the position, some work but if you're genuinely that small then many will be physically impossible if she's thicc.

>>35886456
I'm average, but have done it with girls with really thicc asses.
Mainly it comes down to flexibility and positioning.
If you aren't huge, you might not be able to do doggie style and the like

>>35886481
>>35886536
so missionary is all what I would be able to do?

;__;

>>35886448
cause i dont wanna become a pill junkie

You don't even need any prescription medication - look up the "ECA stack".

I'm not fat so I can't personally vouch for its utility, but the pharmacology makes sense and a bunch of fat people speak very highly of it.

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>>35886596
I recommend prescription amphetamines over the ECA stack as an appetite suppressant; in the interest of harm reduction though:
If you're going to do the ECA stack, as a fatty, the Asprin is super important. Make sure it's Asprin not an NSAID, it's not for your pain it's to thin your blood. Use a baby asprin, that's all you need for those effects. Don't listen to the body builders who tell you it doesn't matter... if you're fat it does.
If you start getting *excessively* dizzy or thirsty, if you start to brown out and experience blood pressure swings STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

don't kill yourself trying to not die you fat fucks

Poor boyfriend. He was that close to having a waifu.

If I was bf senpai I would bash his autistic head in with a brick and then blow my brains out for allowing myself to be such a cuck in the first place

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>>35886369
>He called the police on himself after
What a fucking cuck bucket

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fatbros win again

skellies and gymrats will never compete

THAT DICK IS ENORMOUS WTF

are we ignoring the fucking chest hair

>>35886223
Say only if she lets me cum inside her with no condom or birth control. After that I flee the country before Chad can fuck me.

Fuck her and then walk away when chad presents his cock

duh

>>35886223
What is your obsession with this kinda shit?

>>35886206
wbu get laid faggot

>>35886206
I agree op. I have gratefully accepted being alone forever. I can do what ever i want without having to spend ridiculous amounts of time/energy/money on an annoying whore who will inevitably leave me or get fat and ugly. I prefer to spend my time and resources as I see fit

sometimes I get lonely ok
and I'm like maybe I should try to find a gf again

then I realize that having a gf will not improve my life whatsoever and will create more problems and stress and expense

don't fall for the lonely/horny meme

women use that to control you

ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM

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>implying there is such a thing as love

>>35886182
Yes, women are incapable of loving people.

Nope. It's just something hard to get. And once you get it, it's hard to keep

it's literally illegal to be fat in japan. if you're fat in any asian country your entire family will tell you daily.

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>>35886163
>mfw when my hopes of asians fighting this haes crap are completely ruined

>>35886163
That's fucking NAAASTY.
I've fucked my fair share of fat chicks but never that ballooned.

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it's ya bear*

i have one question, how can you be a robot and have the confidence to speak on a microphone to random strangers whole night?

At worst, you're a failed normie

Most of us, if not all of us use the text chat exclusively there.

>that sign is from a saga so long ago that 4chan didn't even exist yet

>>35886116
ofc they are. Women have no biological incentive not to be so unless society forces them not to then they will be whores.

>>35886133
> Chris's shitty community college life was older than 4chan
It's like pottery

>>35886110
Punching the walls till my fists start bleeding

I usually kick my cat around

>>35886110
I don't get angry.
I'm like the anti-Hulk.

>>35886086
Nice, desu! Chad utterly BTFO.

This is our time.

>:)

No one gives a shit you anime watching faggot

>>35886190
hey, watching anime doesn't' make you a faggot. a weeb maybe, but a faggot? I don't think so sir.