Hey bots, I plan on asking this girl I have a crush on this weekend if she wants to go on a date. I'm quite nervous because I don't know how she feels about me. How should I go about doing this? To the other anons that have done this: how did it work out for you? Also, feel free to ask me any questions or give any additional advice.
>Baked Larry David pic is unrelated
This worked out bad for me. She wanted to make it an outing with several people, it was clear my feelings weren't reciprocated, and almost a decade later I masturbate exclusively to anime girls and post on r9k. I hope things go better for you though
Make comments that can lead to pleasant conversation, expand upon it and ask to go out for coffee or something, that's pretty much it. It can be about almost anything, something cute she is wearing or the nice weather this Spring or whatever, but it has to be genuine. Do this for a few minutes and then go for it. If you actually make it to the next step you can start asking personal questions without being a fucking creep. If you don't, just chalk it up as a learning experience and practice your small talk so you can be more successful in the future.
>>35887213
Thanks for the optimistic glimpse of my future anon!
>>35887386
The conversation shouldn't be a problem; we talk quite often. I guess I'm just bad at moving to the point where we would start flirting. Honestly, I don't know if I've ever properly flirted with her, which could be a problem since we've known each other for a couple months now.
>doesn't own an xbox one
>calls himself a robot
it's literally the only robot gaming platform
>>35887127
Current gen consoles are just underpowered gaming pcs.
Get a 360 or OG if you want a real robot console.
because it has as many games as you have friends
>>35887145
>xbox one plays almost all 360 games
>soon to play all OG xbox games
Xbox is becoming what PC gaming should be.
If you're a virgin, how do you know if you're bi or straight?
Because sex with a man sounds awful but sex with a woman sounds wonderful
penis can be used as a divining rod for sexuality
>>35887096
A good indicative could be your facial hair.
/r/ has failed me. please help me bots with some sauce (she looks like me ex)
haha your ex is a fucking slut
>>35886943
How about message your ex instead of jacking off to girls who look like her
>>35886953
I'm not going back to that bitch.
>that kid that bullied you mercilessly
>find out he was murdered
Is there a better feel in all the world?
D-dont say that
I used to be a bully
>>35886914
It would feel good for me because I bullied myself
>>35886914
>get bullied by a kid in middle school
>Pretty much made me the biggest beta in school
>absolutely hated him
>decided I had enough of his shit
>start high school
>get /fit/
>start bullying the kid that bullied me
>He was a skelly
>Start cockblocking him whenever he talks to a female
>recently found out that he OD'd.
My job here is done.
I wish my parents would die already so I could kill myself without feeling guilty.
I wish mine would die so I could get inheritance bux.
>>35886881
The fact that you don't feel guilty about saying that but killing your self shows you have a stupid way of thinking and selfish morals.
>>35887085
>the fact that
you don't know any facts faggot shut up. everything you "know" can fit in a very shoddy 2nd hand text book for a remedial HS class
I have a friend, my only real friend, who is the ultimate chad. He's a drug dealer, a womanizer, popular, has a great job and soon to own his business.
I do not think I deserve or should have him as a friend anymore. I'm a failure. I'm the exact opposite and at 24 years of age am still a virgin.
I want to die, /r9k/. I am not meant to be in this world. I do not understand people. I do not get how people interact or treat as they do. I fear work. I am always anxious. I have no confidence or self-esteem.
My only concern is that if I off myself, I would destroy my mother. I wouldn't wish to do that. So, is it a good idea to wait for her death and then do the deed? Or should I just jump the ship and flee to find my death somewhere?
I'll just wait until her death. It's what a good boy would do.
>>35886877
I would give this advice to anyone here SERIOUSLY considering killing themselves
get a hold of $500. Steal it from your family, tell them you are doing something productive with it, etc... Or just get a credit card from your bank. Next, get a hold of a normie's FB account that has real friends/activity. Start browsing through it, looking out for ads. Lots of them, you will see, are for shitty drop-shipped products from Aliexpress.com. This means when you click on the ad and buy the product (let's say its a watch), the business just buys it from their supplier in China and ships it to you. Click on the down arrow of the ad, "Why am I seeing this ad?" it will show you the demographic targeting that they are using to run the ad. Now, basically you copy everything about the ad from the picture, the ad text, the site where the product is sold itself (usually a simple shopify template), find the product on aliexpress, and run it yourself. People are literally making millions of dollars a month doing this in 2017 and before you an hero its worth it to give it a shot and see if being rich and alone works out better for you.
>>35887114
hmm, makes me think annonyn
Weekly /plant/ thread, showcase plant friends and talk about plants.
This is moss bro
Why did it flip sideways reeeeeeee
>>35886849
What's your favorite plant?
Mine is cannabis sativa.
>>35886983
Irish moss
I'm 24 years old and I look like a lesbian if I shave my beard. Feels bad not having a manly face.
>>35886839
same, fampai
i have the ultimate dykeface
>>35886839
>>35886855
Shut the fuck up you lesbian FAGGOTS.
>>35886889
that's a little unnecessary desu senpa
>you were born into this world during a time where humans have to work for a living, where you can die at the microscopic hands of an incurable disease, where humans grow old and die regardless of their habits
>in the future, everything will be automated, disease in general will be eradicated and mortality/youth restoration will be mastered
>you could even be that qt trap if you wanted
>all the pain and suffering, all the hours of school and work you've accumulated in your lifetime will never be experienced by future generations, they will have little to no adversity in life
>all of the reasons you are a robot now wouldn't matter in the future
>virtual reality will be mastered and indistinguishable from reality
we may live better than medieval kings did in today's world (although there are people still living worse than medieval peasants ) but on a grand scale, we got one of the shorter straws.
>>35886829
why are those women bothering him?
>>35886829
Back in those days, ayylmao from outer space would casually intermingle and integrate into human society.
We live in an amazing time and place. We are so close to God and Jesus it is a genuine blessing beyond comparison.
>Meet sister for the first time
>We hit it off right away and we get along great
>She's really cute and can't stop thinking about banging her
>End up staring at her chest and ass all day
How do I erase these impure thoughts?
>>35886775
There's nothing impure about a brother and sister making love
>>35886775
>>Meet sister for the first time
Anon stop thinking about fugging your newborn baby sibling that is not cool
I've been there man. Just fuck her and get it out of the way.
guys help my buttplug smells like poop
wat do?
>>35886719
Lick it, once you lick it you'll get use to the smell and taste, you won't smell poop on it any more
>>35886719
clean it
with your mouth
>>35886719
>buttplug smells like poop
weird...
how do I take kratom without getting nausea? I took 6.8g last night gave me great effects but made me nauseaus. Took 3g and hour ago, effects were barely noticeable but nausea is still there.
I hear weed's good for nausea but I don't have weed.
protip if a drug makes you nauseated stop taking it
Fucking love Kratom, helps with my anxiety/headaches and weed just made it worse. 3g's doesn't do anything for me you need 7g for good effects. Take on an empty stomach and ingest a lot of fluids after like 10 minutes. Eat after 30 minutes. Never take more than once a day and take a break after 5 days in a row if you want to avoid dependence.
>>35886731
I used to get nausea from fish but mammy got me to keep trying it and when I became teen it was my favourite food
like instead of the husband being the cuck, the wife is the cuck and she is completely fine with her husband fucking a black woman or some chick on her matrimonial and even get off to that shit sometimes.
>>35886642
probably only in jap comics
>>35886642
Yes it does happen. Usually it's rich couples that don't mind it.
Basically she spends tons of money and in return looks the other way when he has sex with other women.
When asked about it, usually they will say something about 'not having to work as hard'
>>35886642
No lol.
Does anyone have that story about that woman that wanted a temporary open relationship to go fuck guys on a vacation and got cucked herself and then got mad about it because she figured her man wouldn't have anyone?
>crush on girl i haven't spoken to yet
>share class with her
refer to pic related
>walk in line represented by arrow in pic related
>when passing point a (her and her friends) they stop talking and giggle
>walk by point B and ask where my robot friend is over text
>sit on point b
>crush and her friends sit over at point c, she being closest to me
>think I see her looking at me when I look over
>think I see her looking at me during class
what did she mean by this? is she being friendly? am i chad?
Those wacky kids are after me flag again
fuggur rideinna boossy
>>35886619
not underage
college, studying comsci
might not be original so just making sure