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>tfw shadowbanned
>go into thread
>make counter point to OP and circlejerkers
>clearly a debate going on
>I am clearly a belligerent
>nobody even addresses my point
>thread goes on and people keep replying to low hanging fruit

Am I shadowbanned or am I literally arguing with teenager brainlets?
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>>39228261
I thought textless posts were unoriginal. Can we make them now?
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>>39228261
No you're just not worth people noticing anon

your fruit is so low it's fallen to the flaw and rotted away already
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>>39228261
I got shadow banned after making a thread about tunnels made after ww2 where Governments dumped weapons

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who /dickagorean theorem/ here?
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>>39228259
tfw no fractal penis
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What are those biscuit looking things? condoms?
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>>39228458

They're dimes.

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has anyone here successfully found a job when you're 23 and have zero experience?
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I'm in the same boat. College degree or no?
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>>39228257
I got myself a sushi shop minimum wage job this summer since I'd be doing nothing useful either way and blank job experience upon graduation isn't nice. It's like a McDonald's for sushi in Canada and a good deal more expensive.

I'm 21, I got it by calling the manager directly.
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>>39228257
>>39228427

2 things to know about college;

1. It's way overpriced in the US, huge bubble, could burst any time while you're getting into massive debt for a chance at that degree.
2. It's mandatory for a good job.

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I'm looking for someone to talk to. A lot of people around me act coldly to me and I don't have anybody who acts like a friend to me anymore. I'm not trying to find someone to be my boyfriend, would anyone be willing to add me and let me gush at them for a bit?

Please send inquiries to [email protected]
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amethyst, is that you...?
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>>39228180
No, I'm not that person. I don't really post here, ever.
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I'm too drink for email. Kik is NumbEnum

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>look, being more attracted to elves instead of black women isn't racist
>look, them looking like whites is just a coincidence, ok?

Bullshit.
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>>39228163
>instead of black women
You mean orks?
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>>39228196
Fuck you racist.
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>>39228163
I'd be more attracted to elves than white women even. Also

>looking like whites is just a coincidence

Because they're from Scandanavian mythology, obviously they're going to be white.

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Auriel. My parents are Greek and have such a boner for ancient Latin things that they even changed their surname to something Latin. My name means "golden" and I was named after Marcellus Aurelius.

My older brother's name is Argento, my younger brother's name is Augustus, and my younger sister's name is Aqua. All together our names mean Silver Golden Majestic Water, as if we're some kind of collective shitty OC.
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I guess the writing initials on toys to avoid sibling fights thing wouldn't work in your house then

That's a pretty nice name though anon. I'm not going to post mine because I'm paranoid.
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>>39228065
Is it rare, anon? And yeah, that wouldn't work. Never tried it, though. We didn't really fight often anyway, and most of our toys were just nature, or water toys like those pool noodles or flippers.
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Armani.

My mother liked fashion, because of this I was bullied by other kids which destroyed my self confidence at a young age. Over time I just came to accept it but women automatically think I'm either gay or Italian or lying which usually leads to me showing my ID like an autist.

Women who hear my name usually have the same response.

"oh my god, is your name really Armani...That's so cool"

Why couldn't I been named something normal.

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Ayo white boy where is it you bes thinkin you goin? Imma need some of dat pink dick in mah nigga holes before ya go
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Her nipples remind me of Hershey kisses, I have a milk allergy though
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>claims he like black girls
>degrades them to pieces of retarded meat

aint that some shit
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This is why I don't talk to white guys, OP.

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what do normies even do all day?
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>>39227946
watch netflix and use social media
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They waste most of their time on the computer watching TV. At least that's what my sister does (total normie). And obviously they lie about the fact that they really don't have any hobbies other than running occasional errands now and then.
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>>39227946
>>39227973
This. I hate it, they have no interestd or hobbies

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How do I find a girlfriend who's into wearing latex outfits in public? This is literally all I want in life.
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>>39227931
Fetlife.
Latex is a pretty common fetish. Just expensive as fuck and uncomfortable for long periods.
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couple options:

start hanging out on the fetish dating websites, be advised most women there are bots, the ones that arent bots are cam whores and findoms, and a tiny minority that are just regular people want fetish Chad.

the other is going to weird fetish gatherings, but people there are as shallow as anywhere else. They arent going to over look bad looks/robot cause it is a BDSM hang out
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>>39227978
how much do decent catsuits cost?

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How do we set up a 4chan lottery pool? Lets say 100 of us put $10 towards lottery tickets, and then we have 500 lottery tickets. There would have to be a website where you sign up and paypal the money, and then the manager would purchase the tickets and upload pictures before the draw. In case of winning the jackpot or other big prize, everyone would have to meet at a lottery office in the state where the ticket was purchased to complete the paperwork, with some kind of verification to ensure everyone who shows up is a participant. In case of no big win, the remainder of winnings would be re-gambled by the group manager until eventually a big win or it goes down to zero.
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If I won I would livestream it and burn the ticket in front of yall cause im not poor and this is a shitty idea
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>>39228104
>If I won I would livestream it and burn the ticket in front of yall cause im not poor
This is the most edgy thing I ever saw posted on 4chan
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>>39228104
Well I could livestream myself teleporting behind you and slashing you with a flaming katana, not killing you but immobalizing you and leaving you do die in your shitty rich boy house as it burns down because flamming katana starts fire in your room!

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be me
>fap alot
>twice everday
>three times or more over the weekend
>haven't been out much
>go out
>in car
>feel urge to pee
>go to bathroom
>only a little comes out
>back to car
>feel the urge again
i know its not UTI, it really bothers me
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Sounds like you're fucked OP
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>>39227975
This. Might as well give up now.
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This happens all the time to me, like clockwork. In fact, I have the urge to go as I'm typing this, but I know nothing will come out. Its a special kind of hell.

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Please recommend series with loving couples as the protags. Either they end up together before the series ends, or (preferably) they spend most of the series being in love and supporting each other. I liked His and Her circumstances and Toradora!

A battle couple would be awesome. No harems if possible.

I just want to watch a loving relationship and live vicariously through it for a while.
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White AIbum 2
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>>39227780
I love watching Boku no Pico with my younger lover.
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>>39227780
>kare kano
bringin back the ol memorinos with that one op
>tfw dropped than manga after sorta incest was beginning.
>tfw the anime will never continue.

you like j-dramas? you might like Hotaru no Hikari.

>tfw not intrested in anything and can't fit in anywhere
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>tfw you fit into /r9k/
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>>39227764

that's why they call us robots. The worst part though, is the things i did like i always completely sucked at, although i sucked at everything,
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Welcome class, please talk to the person next to you and tell them your top three hobbies, the top three things you did over break, and your top three best friends

I'm happy drunk for once. Let's talk!
Just picked a random picture so shush
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>>39227756
What are you drunk on? Does it make the pain go away?
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>>39227756
If you're not posting with poor grammar and/or spelling, you're not drunk enough.
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>>39227785
Jack Daniels. First time drinking the stuff and it sucks. No burn and a horrible taste. Bout to go find something else. Yes it makes the pain go away

>>39227808
I can groove out to music and I'm happy, so w/e

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I was wondering if I could get some advice.
I have a cousin who's boyfriend just dumped her after using her for years just as a fucking taxi. She's like a thousand miles away, so I can't just drop by her place or give her a hug.
The reason why I want to help her out is because I know that feel, and no one else should ever have to feel it. Even though I know I can't ever stop it from happening, I don't want her to suffer like I did months ago when I went through quite literally the exact same thing.

She's a pretty normal person, albeit a kissless virgin in adulthood. I'm an autistic faggot. That's why I need help.

I'm not into her, I don't want to lose my virginity to a fucking cousin or something like the sick bastards in those "Hug your sister" threads. I just want to be able to fill that little void in her life and help her still feel special without being a burden. What I'm asking for is advice on what I can do for her and what I can say to help her feel better. That's why I'm calling out to the femanons of this board too. What do I say to a girl who's been used for years and just cast to the side like trash?
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>>39227754
>What do I say to a girl who's been used for years and just cast to the side like trash?
>>39227754
>I'm not into her,
>>39227754
>I don't want to lose my virginity to a fucking cousin or something like the sick bastards in those "Hug your sister" threads
>>39227754
>fill that little void in her life
>>39227754
>feel special
>>39227754
>I can do for her
>>39227754
>what I can say to help her feel better.
>>39227754
>What do I say to a girl

sounds like you want to fuck your cousin.
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>>39227813
I honestly don't know what I expected from you fucks.
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>>39227847

how about NOT sound advice on how to deal with a family member you know better than all of us you cousin fucker

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