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Midnight boipucci bread.
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This is the kind of thread a I can get behind.
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>>35893273
That is a pretty hot pic. Here have one of mine.
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tfw no midnight bf
steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/

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>talking to girl
>she's creepily obsessed with kpop
>have no idea what this shit is

Should I be worried?
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>>35893246
she probably posts on tumblr all day. possibly camwhores on it too
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>>35893246
If you lived through the era when boy bands ruled top 40, then this is no different.
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>>35893246
every girl on the internet is obsessed with kpop

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No matter how I look at it I'm just a useless piece of shit.

Like all or most of you, 26, khv, never had any friends or gf.
Even worse.
I can try as hard as I can I just end up making all sorts of spaghetti or awkward discussions when I talk with others.
The way I'm so boring and shallow only make people want to avoid me.

I get so fucking depressed when people tell me it is me who force others to avoid me.


I regret never talking to that one girl who would stare constantly at me during class even trying to play clumsy and drop her pen just to get my attention.

I regret never trying anything with that one who talked to me out of the blue in class and asked me to add her on FB.
The next day she would remove her bag from the seat(she probable saved it for me)...I didn't sit with her...

That last time where a literal 8/10 milf would stare at me without ever stopping, I was so captivated I didn't look away but I could tell she wanted to eat me...
Actually I had this happen to me 3 times, milfs once they look at you they don't let go.

I did nothing.

And so on...I can count only so many times...so many occasions.

Yesterday again, that one hot chick was literally, winking at me and say hi, she was fucking smiling you could tell she wanted my dick.
I looked away, pretend I wasn't interested when I was hard as a bull.

But it don't matter, you know why?
Because no matter what I do or try, I will fail and bore that girl to hell, and end up just disapointed in myself again when I see she loses interest.

Only that time I would not live through it.
I depressed myself enough like this.
Once more and I'm done, I could literally kill myself over it.

I just want to stand a chance.
For people to stop making fun of me all the time.
Being able to handle social interaction without making a fool of myself.

Does God exist? Why does he fate me to remain a robot eternally?

Fuck life fuck earth
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>>35893186
the hard part is that the more you want to make friends the harder it is.

you cannot go out thinking im gonna try to make friends today, cause people will think youre weird or trying to get something from them.

having no friends makes it difficult to be in social situations. also you wont really know what to talk about even if someone does become interested.

this makes getting a GF difficult.

no friends or gf causes depression and depression makes it hard to get motivated or take the risks most people do in their life.

its all a big cycle, but nobody tells you that when your younger and just dont really think about it or care.

dont blame god though. life is just suffering until you die basically. chad has it so good cause he makes it good for himself.

just try to work up your courage next time you get into one of those situations. being rejected and trying again is better than a life of depressed loneleyness.

good luck in the future anon. maybe try reading some philosophy books. thats how i pass most of my time. it really helps to put a meaningless existence into perspective.
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>>35893186
Nigger you a re a nigger llol
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>>35893186
dude, leave this fucking board forever. you are influenced by these people far too much, it's not ok the way youre living.

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Dillion Harper strikes me as a remarkably unintelligent woman. If she wasn't a whore, she would have absolutely nothing.
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She looks like Gal Gadot with FAS even though Gal already looks like she has FAS
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Why? Have you met her, or spoken to her?
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>>35892977
Smart or not, id like to get in between those legs.

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>/r9k/ and 4chan as a whole has no reason to be mean to manlets
>They don't oppress them or cause conflict with their lifestyle
>They actually make them feel better about themselves
>Yet they are still among the most picked on group on 4chan out of sheer cruel mocking

Why do you hate manlets so much?
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s'fuckin funny
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>>35892911
>911
good one buddy
o.r..e..g.a....n................o
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People are bullies to manlets because it makes them feel better about their own insecurities.

My only irl friend makes fun of me for being short all the time, but he's a virgin and I'm not so I get to make fun of him too.

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STOP BEING HONEST
FORGE FALSE DOCUMENTS / CERTIFICATION
CREATE A FAKE JOB PROFILE AND RESUME
TALK BULLSHIT THREW YOUR INTERVIEW
APPLY FOR MID TO ENTERY LEVEL JOBS
DONT APPLY FOR JOBS THAT REQUIRE ACTUAL SKILL

>YOU NEED EXPERIENCE TO GET A JOB NEED A JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

I LANDED A JOB AT A LOCAL OFFICE DOING DATA ENTRY WHICH I LEARNED HOW TO DO ONLINE

GETTING $25 AN HOUR AND ITS ONLY 30 HOURS PER WEEK

THIS WILL INCREASE MY LIVING CONDITIONS

IM 29 YEARS OLD KHV
IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO FIGURE IT OUT

IF YOU ARE 18-21 PLEASE DONT SIT HOME AND END UP UNEMPLOYED FOR A DECADE

JUST DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A HEAD

PLEASE I URGE YOU ALL DON'T LET THEM WIN

MONEY HELPS IT GIVES YOU A LITTLE FREEDOM I HAVE MORE THINGS TO DO NOW THEN SIT INSIDE

ANONS THAT ARE READING THIS, MY ONLY ADVICE IS FAKE IT TO MAKE IT

There's just no other way

Aus here if you are wondering ABOUT pay rates, I literally applied for a ENTRY level job but have experienced hourly rate

Everything is not perfect with my life but things are getting easier
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>>35892905
Honestly there's no way they can find out certain things you lie about. If you have the skills and you fake the experience, this seems like a good idea.
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MY SECOND ADVICE TO PEOPLE READING THIS THREAD IS

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND APPLY FOR WAGEKEK JOBS
>FAST FOOD
>RETAIL
>ANYTHING PHYSICAL LABOR

I ATTEMPTED TO GET IN THOSE JOBS AND THEY ARE FAIRLY EASY TO GET INTO BUT THEY INVESTIGATE MORE THOROUGHLY THEN OFFICE ROLES

ALL MY INTERVIEWS FOR THOSE JOBS WERE QUITE GRILLING
I DID LAND 2 JOBS THO, BUT THOSE JOBS ARE NOT MADE FOR ROBOTS
TOO MANY PEOPLE AROUND
TOO MANY PEOPLE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY ARE NOT YOUR BOSS
LOTS OF GOSSIP
THEY DEMAND YOU TO DO EXTRA WORK
THESE JOBS ARE MIND NUMBING
IF YOU ARE OVER 21 ID SAY DONT EVEN APPLY FOR THESE ROLES
THEY DONT GIVE YOU FREEDOM

AIM FOR TECH JOBS, ITS MUCH BETTER AND EASIER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PROFESSIONAL
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>Aus here
>$25 an hour
>Experienced

Nigger I make that working at a chinky dink mum and pop retail store.

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>whines about being a virgin on 4chan all day
>even if i do get the chance to fuck, I won't because I hate eye contact and have terrible social anxiety
i will never be happy
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Gonna need a quick rundown on this problem. Does it ever go away?
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I know how you feel man.

Sex isn't as fun as a YLYL thread.
Stick to 4chan, we love you here.
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>>35892919
does what ever go away? my anxiety? no. i'm always on edge.

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>girls now have no shame in putting their venmo usernames on their tinder profiles

What kind of pathetic beta would even send money to someone who didn't even like them on Tinder?
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>19
>could easily pass for 32 in europe

what the fuck is wrong with burgerwomen?
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>>35892869
>What kind of pathetic beta would even send money to someone who didn't even like them on Tinder?
People have been doing that for millennia
Even Chad does it in the form of strippers/prostitutes he hires for his bachelor parties
It makes relationships easier, everyone knows what they are going to get at the end of the night, which means everyone has a specific security about what to expect
And a warm, secure feeling is something everyone desires
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>>35892888

yes, it's true that the hijab decelerates some symptoms of aging, but you're exaggerating slightly

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Post robot tier art
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>>35892838
dyhsadooooog
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>>35892838
fsdfdagasdfadsfad
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slippitydippitydot

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"What's the matter, can't handle an old fashioned girl?"
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>this
>old fashioned

I'll tell her to try again.
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>>35892819
i want an old fashioned girl
pls be my wife
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>>35892819
>old fashioned
>this

Don't you mean autisticly fashioned girl? She looks like review brah, i fucking thought it was review brah until i clicked the thumbnail.

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>ywn work for bandai namco

Why even live
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>>35892785
Tomoko poster you okay?
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Vidya game jobs aren't stable. They lay off after a game is made.
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>>35892785
Come home, anon.

originally

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>He doesn't know how to roll a joint
This is why you're still a virign.
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This is an embarrassing and sad thread, even for you Miles.
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>He cant roll a joint while walking in a city
>He doesnt have the balls to smoke next to a police station
>He doesnt have to balls to smoke at a trainstation
Visit me you fucking pedo, so i can break your jaw for being such a disgusting worthless filth

Ask your shitty parents, even they will tell you to kill yourself for being so fucking disgusting
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>>35893055
You're right I should kill myself.

>>35893210
Aren't you a teenager?

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Alright listen up you beta nerds, i do not fuckin appreciate being turned into a damn pepe.

You're all just mad that i'm 5 ft 4 and slaying texas bitches thanks to my body.

Also lets be real here irl literally none of you will have to balls to say shit to my face
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>>35892718
youre strongfat

slim down and you'd be right fuckable im sure
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>>35892718
>inb4 bloo bloo manlet

You're all 5 ft 8 or shorter, i can still fuck you up on the ground easy
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>>35892782
how much do ya weigh?

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>/r9k/ is brainwashing me to do gay shit
>don't want to lose my virginity to a trap
>too disgusting and retarded to lose it to a woman
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>>35892710
You'll have to settle for the easier option here. I'm sorry anon, but nothing beats a good trap.
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>>35892749
Easy there Mr. Goldberg, let's not make a degenerate out of the OP.
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>>35892710
>it's another thinly veiled trap thread
>it's another anon is still dumb enough to respond to respond to said trap thread thread

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Alright boys, you know what time it is.

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
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>>35892638
Here's mine, r8

Original:jgkdskgjersdgjfkddpkjne
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I want a qtpi demon waifu
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>>35892638
waifu ill never have is best waifu

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