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>>35895044
>I'VE SLEPT WITH SO MANY WOMEN!
fuck off normie

>>35895044
Hey bro you posted this on the wrong board

We don't have girlfriends or sex over here

I don't know either, looool

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>>35895029
I'm banned too, friend.

>>35895029

what's the mission boss

>>35895029
DRUMPFPHT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

right guys?

IS THAT PICTURE REAL? OREGANON

I could be a normie if I knew how to give more than one or two word replies. I don't know how people expand ideas worthy of a few words into a paragraph.

I talk with my hands a lot and act gregarious. Unless I'm at work (which is where I do the generic work facade) I'm usually under the influence of alcohol when interacting with others.

>>35895009
If I ruled the world, I'd free all my sons

I'd invent the cure for aids and pay to have cancer be a thing of the past

>>35895009

buy a large plot of land out in the sticks, build a nice farmhouse and a personal shooting range, buy lots of guns and ammo and gear, get a nice dog, do nothing but shitpost and shoot guns all day

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>>35895009
Buy every farm and fertile land in the world then don't grow any crops and don't allow anyone to purchase them, starving everyone.

>>35894955
>stole a pen from the rice pen cup at the Chinese take out place

Im a fucking demon

>>35894955
>go to bar
>ask for a tall can and a shot
>go to washroom before paying
>leave
fuck bartenders

>get scholarship for college
>fail all my classes
>they lose out on 20k

MOMS GONNA FREAK

You'll care if/when you catch some disease she caught.

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>>35894932
haha wow aht a cuck

>>35894932
Lol I want to befriend whoever made that pic.
Easy bossfight tho

>>35894876
Skateboarding is a fun hobby. Get a little cruiser and push some pavement

>>35894876
Go to the library and look through the books until you find one you really like. There are hundreds if not thousands of books there, so you're bound to like one.

Otherwise go for a walk, exercise, watch a movie, skateboard etc.

>>35894876
Talk to people and enjoy their copmany.
pffffftttttHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHA. jk. That's fucking impossible.

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windows 10 is it?

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>>35894858
>on porn website
>chatbox pops up
>19 f 5 miles away
>"hey baby do you wanna fuck a hot milf? I've seen you around town and think you look sexy"

>>35894858
Close windows 10 laptop:
windows accessibility comes on
Obnoxious disabled mode that narrates everything
Was in airplane mode the whole time.

Shit creeps me out.

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>>35894856
i can look back into my past and see that i was different. i had times where i enjoyed my existence, at least more so than at present.

did i truly enjoy life then, or was it just as much of a struggle as it is now? was i simply ignorant to some fundamental nature of reality at that point and now that i am learned, i cannot return to that blissful ignorance?

or am i just a fucking cynical asshole that is looking too deeply into it, and we all die and this is the only chance you get so you might as well find enjoyment in it because its only a waste of time to do anything differently.

perhaps i know exactly what to do, but i just want confirmation from others to say "yeah i'm struggling right there along side you", to let me know that i am not alone in this.

perhaps everyone is struggling. perhaps it isn't easy for anyone. perhaps we always find conflict, even if it is created by ourselves.

i just wish i was stronger than i am. i wish someone would put a hand out and pull me up, so i wouldn't have to rely on myself to do that.

i have seen disappointment in myself for so long, i fear i may not ever be truly satisfied.

perhaps i can feign it. perhaps i can ignore my deeper dissatisfaction and put on a smile and fight through the garbage that is reality. perhaps i should find whatever small victories i can achieve and focus on making them more grand or more frequent.

or perhaps there is some answer i can find deeper within myself and giving up on the search now will only jeopardize the work i have put in so far.

i feel so alone.

>>35894856
>>35894864

You have clinical depression. See a psych.

You're broken, like me. Just accept the fact that your life will always been an endless abyss of suffering.

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better than the fatasses on here who date ugly chicks and try to still brag about it by saying they are "practice girlfriends"

>>35894819
I tried it once and had similar experience to you. Lets face it attraction is a major portion of what makes relationships worthwhile. Don't settle for less is what I've come to believe

>>35894819
My standards have never been an object.

It's their standards that present a constant obstacle.

>>35894793
It's not a common word to use in modern language. So, it's awkward to hear it.

Also, you might be using it too often and in the wrong way.

>>35894813
I don't think i use it too often. And I generally use it in decent context. At least I think I do

>>35894793
I also use inasmuch, hindsight and therefore pretty much. I like the Germanic words in English and I am not even a native speaker.

>>35894777
Nice trips, why do you have to awaken at 4.

I used to that sometimes when I was an 18 year old wagecuck, but nowadays that literally impossible for me to do unless I just pull an all nighter.

>>35894842
I have a flight

>>35894777
Haha! You're picture gave me a giggle. I definitely know that feeling.

Try this:

Fap, drink a tall glass of water, then lay with your eyes closed for 10 minutes on your back completely still. Eventually you'll give into the desire to roll over on your side and you should be sleepy enough to doze off

>>35894770
Yeah. This country is crawling with normies.

>>35894770
>>35894850
Kia ora

Where you guys?

>>35894770
South Auckland reporting. There has been an increase of white's in my area.

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It CANT be a girl if it has a dick
fucking dumb retards

steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/

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>>35894762
I still want to rape you. Please let me rape you?

>>35894762
This is why no one will ever date you retard

>>35894716
>Not gonna lie, you come off as a fucking asshole, if I didn't know you I would think you hated me, but I know that's just how you are.

How did the conversation go that led up to a comment like that?

Because you push people away/avoid them because you dont think youre good enough and youre afraid of rejection, but it comes off as you being a asshole because most normies are highly social and think everyone is like them. I have the same issue anon, it'll be alright.

>>35895207
He's my supervisor and he was talking about how big of a fuck up the other guy who was there is then and he said "and you well...."