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>tfw you will never be chillin in helvete with your bros and committing crimes against Christianity in revenge of your pagan ancestors why even live
Its an abstract kind of feel
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>>35896182
>edgy is an abstract feel
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>>35896207
edgy is still better than tfw no gf faggot shit that you all like
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This is why America will never have a "tr00" Black Metal scene. Gotta tap into that inner [cultural] hate
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This is the only legit asian in town.
What do you say, lads? Let her take my vcard?
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>>35896150
No, and don't give her your master card either.
I wouldn't buy chop suey from her
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>>35896150
You're gonna waste your time on a bot. Just go ahead and post yr personal information here.
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>>35896150
What do you get out of this? I've seen this thread posted very rarely over the course of maybe a year now
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>get iPhone
>it costs twice as much
>has worse specs than my phone from 2011
>okay that's fine
>battery is literally dead every time I use it
>ok...
>keyboard is shit and fixes nothing but tries to fix everything that doesn't need fixing
>display unnecessary amount of personal information
>literally impossible to go from keyboard to symbols without pushing the button 800 times
>screen isn't that vivid compared to androids of the same price
>charger literally sucks up every day to the point it won't even charge
>only had phone a year
>don't know if charger is broken or the wire to it
>nothing works normally
>can't take the battery out if something goes wrong
>every time my phone goes black or gives me the white spinning wheel I don't know if it's broken or will never turn on again
>when browsing 4chan the keyboard literally clicks the board button on its own every time you type a sentence
>the board button forces you to go to a random board and deletes your post
>phone makes 800 typos and corrects 0 of them and only corrects mistentional typing which only inconcienves you
If any of you are reading...never...EVER get an iPhone. Plz I beg of you. For no reason other than putting up with their suffering for a year I beg you...this isn't for my benefit it's for yours. NEVER purchase Apple. EVER.
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>>35896128
It might be a fake iphone. I have my iphobe 4 for 5 yrs now and still works fine.
Pro tip: google "iphone how to dissable autocorrect"
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>>35896211
No it's real but it's a cheap shitty one and its my only way to access internet or my social life because I'm too poor for a computer. What phone are you using?
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this is what u get for being a phone poster
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>be a bit of a hoarder when it comes to computer files
>end up with dozens of HDDs
>keep all HDDs
>even those that are cooked or not really usable because "lol 400 megabyte capacity PATA HDD"
>in power-on, have a Seagate with 72k hours that still works
>end up calling it Deckard Cain
>some unrelated drive dies, had music on it
>eventually fetch offsite backup
>plenty of room on Deckard Cain
>put music on it
>open Winamp, randomize list
>starts playing Tristram Town from D1 OST
I'll stay awhile and listen, old friend.
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>>35896123
wheres the 400 meg hard drive from
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>>35896295
Singapore made Maxtor, manufacture date 1994.
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>>35896335
I mean did you take it from a computer or buy it
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Would someone here date a girl with mental illness or mental disorder? Such as schizophrenia, severe depression, autism, social anxiety, schizoid, bipolar, etc.
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>>35896066
Maybe? I find troubled girls kinda cute, in a slightly twisted way. A bit of a parental instinct, I guess. I find having sex with vaginas kinda weird, though.
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>>35896066
I'd try but with how i am we might just make each other worse than we already are
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99% of people here have autism.
Fuck bipolar people tho.
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>pays women to kiss him under the front of a YouTube """""prank""""" channel
Is there a more pathetic person?
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You, for talking about whoever this fuck is.
Sage.
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Yeah the one posting about him at 3am
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>>35896056
Hey OP, wanna play a quick game for a REALLY quick kiss?
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Hey robots, chad here. I get pussy every week
how does it feel knowing youll never get any?
also ask chad anything
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>>35896051
>getting laid is Chad tier
your a normie if you do but that's it anon, takes a lot more than getting your dick wet to be Chad
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>>35896051
>real chads would spend even a fraction of their time thinking about what an incel board thinks
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>>35896051
how do I stop feeling like shit for missing out on all of the sex that everyone else got but me?
i can improve and fix myself but im bogged down by the fact that I've missed so much sex and fun.
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I have phimosis. Yesterday, first time I ever tried in my life, with patience and a few hours of very slowly pulling back to not damage anything, I managed to do it and pull it all the way back and completely expose the head for the first time in 15 years or so. I couldn't believe the shit that came out, some kind of disgusting yellow stuff that smells awful. A lot of it. I think it's called smegma.
Anyway, what do I do now? This was flaccid, I tried to pull it back erect and it was still impossible. How the fuck am I supposed to try to pull it back erect when I can't keep an erection for more than a few seconds when it's for this purpose? Hell, I can't even get an erection if I know it's just for streching. I kinda have to "trick" myself, like thinking hard "I'm just going to fap now" and then do it.
The fuck do I do now?
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You have to share photos, anon.
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>>35896005
Watch porn while doing it my man?
I have the same issue in not being able to pull the skin back, but no problems with getting and staying hard
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If it's been that long it should have hurt like a bitch
Gonna need some pics
Where'd you go?
I miss you :^(
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Probably busy taking Chad's load
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>>35896033
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no she isnt
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>>35895958
lol i will never understand this boards lust for asian women
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If you buy a girl a drink are you entitled to sex?
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>>35895859
If you buy yourself a drink, are you obligated to fap?
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no
asdfasd
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>>35895859
You have a right to expect sex for sure, but not to actually get it.
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How can I find a fujioshi gf who's okay with me being a femboy who likes to trap?
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>>35895808
an anime con, weeb girls looove this shit for some reason. Know a trap who's objectively like a 5/10, but gets so much attention due to being a girly guy
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No normie girl would like you for that, she'll think you're gay anon
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Only if you can pull off a perfect Toudou.
This thread is completely and uterly original
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>>35895771
She's not wrong. He's definitely attractive. I don't get the point of this thread.
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>>35895792
it's original, you can't deny this
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>>35895771
She's some kind of Russian or Eastern European?
I can see text under the marked area.
She's just attracted to the wealth the professional dress suggests.
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>Club penguin is shutting down for good in 30 minutes
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Really? I thought this was still popular
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30 minutes? thanks for reminding me op. im gonna go there
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>>35895750
come to iceberg server at the beach
all of 4chins is there
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Oh shit guys. I just realized I fit the bill for BPD. Used to think it was primarily other disorders but I'm pretty sure I'm like a textbook asshole who doesn't deserve nice things.
Also general BPD thread.
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>>35895696
>(male)
good luck with that anon, most BPD people here, and in general, are female.
Although I did date a BPD guy before, the combo of two borderline people was not fun
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>>35895731
Actually I just thought about it and realized there are probably a more equal number of male and female people with BPD, just that it's probably overlooked in men because they're written off as just some asshole abuser/typical violent guy
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>>35895731
How did that go? I've had somewhat similar experiences but never had the insight to hold myself accountable for some of the things I did.
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>tfw you will never lie back which a thicc milf brings you to the heights of pleasure with her skilled pussy and fat ass
Why even live?
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>>35895657
>tfw i will never have sex with a thicc woman in general
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>>35897042
>tfw I will never have sex
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>>35897543
>tfw will never kiss a woman