>qt girl in my class
>always sits next to me and goes out of her way to talk to me.
>I'm too autistic to hold a conversation so I know she'll eventually get sick of my beta ways and move on
how do I practice talking to people?
>>35897372
talk to her like you would someone on here except don't use buzzwords or be retarded
There's a great YouTube channel called 'the school of life'. They make good videos about talking to people etc. Helped me a lot.
>>35897372
Try starting conversations with people when out shopping or on the train or wherever. "How's it goin?" is the greatest small talk conversation starter ever spoken. If they return the question, then strike up more conversation. Don't worry if they don't respond very well, they don't really matter. They're just conversation pratice dolls you'll likely never see again. Move on to the weather, a movie you saw, whatever. Just talk to people, make eye contact, and don't be afraid to quietly think about what to say next for a moment. You'll get better and better the more you do it, then you can talk to qt.
>tfw you realize how much of life is dumb luck
How does it feel knowing that if one particular girl had been put in your group in university or made to sit next to you in class or joined your team at work, your entire life could have been completely different.
I guess we'll call it fate and forget about it.
It feels fine because I don't base my life on the hopes that some girl will come drop into my life and save me and everything will be wonderful. That is the most beta of beta mentalities
>girl is forced to be around you
>Ew fuck off creep; don't talk to me
Yeah my life would be TOTALLY different
It is 100% luck. Even a basic understanding of physics will make it obvious that absolutely everything is luck.
Why not just go take a trip or move to Asia robots?
>>35897320
Because an asian 10/10 is like a 20/10 compared to other women, but an asian 2/10 is basically -900/10 compared to the other races. I don't like the odds.
>>35897320
>Why not just go take a trip or move to Asia robots?
I will after I graduate
JAPAN HERE I COME
it's not gonna change anything dummy
>tfw haven't taken medication in 2 months in an attempt to not rely on medication and the anxiety is eating me alive and can't even sleep
Why is it so hard?
What were you on? Benzos? Benzo withdrawal increases anxiety for months after you stop
>tfw stop taking medication
>tfw nothing has changed
>>35897311
I want you. OOOOOOOOOOO
I'm eating these dipped in spicy BBQ sauce. How does that make you feel?
Tell me bitch tell me
I win assholes
>>35897300
>>35897336
>>35897397
slightly displeased
So I found the target in which I want to rape. How do I go about it now?
do it. report back to us with details
>>35897285
You don't get what this girl does my to sexuality. I think me and my penis both deserve sex from her even if she doesn't want it. I think it's perfectly acceptable as her pussy takes dick every day what's the difference if mine goes in there?
>>35897279
>>35897323
Paige is a nice girl, don't hurt her please
So i just found out that the person I made friends with a year ago on a game I regularly play with them is a girl. This entire time she's kept her anonymity up until now when she asked to video call for the first time and I had one of the best social interactions of my life.
We share music tastes, gaming tastes, we're both shut-ins, she's single and in the same state as me, and we both have the same autistic sense of humor.
I really really don't want to autistically sperg out and ruin everything. Do I make myself seem like a normie? If I expose my power level will she leave? If anyone has any advice for what to focus on I'd really appreciate it.
I want to stop being depressed, and I can't waste this opportunity
Just act as you always did
> a year ago
She already knows and likes you as you are. Don't panic, play it cool and meet with her. Good luck my friend, you might be able to enter somewhat normiehood
sounds like ur already golden, same interests, same personality. just dont go on a traps arent gay rant
>>35897313
Thanks for the good luck buddy!
>>35897327
Ironically I've already joked to her in the past about wanting to fuck traps, I sent her autistic trap memes thinking she was a guy and wouldn't think I was weird, but then again guys don't like autistic trap memes either.
> wake up
> see this
What do you do next?
hhdrntdyftgd
Wake up again.
originallly
Ask why shes sleeping with all that makeup on
Why do you faggots think that it was you that got trump elected? kys
>>35897164
Technically it was Hillary/the DNC that got Trump elected.
>>35897192
It was the Russians!
>>35897164
Might be confusing us with
>>>/pol/
Just saw this thread on another forum. This dude is about to cuck someone in a threesome. She would rather share some guy she's never met, then to be with her bf who proposed to her.
Lmao these bitches are fucking crazy
You think her bf posts here? It's funny how women try to condition their provider to be okay with being cucked.
>>35897177
>talk to her like a low clasd whore
>"your personality is charming"
This.... this has to be a shitty meme.
why don't you just get an average anime girl gf
>>35897034
i already did though. feels great to fuck a qt petite anime tier girl on the regular.
>>35897055
Please elaborate, especially on the stuff you've had her do.
>>35897034
Because chinese cartoons doesn't real, fampai.
I'm sorry /r9k/ I really am. You robots are okay. And I wish I could have lived to join you in the beta uprising. But I've found myself a gf. I can no longer call myself fit to post among you.
Goodbye /r9k/, forever.
see you next week when your gf dumps you for being too wierd
>>35897018
At least you acknowledge that you shouldn't post here anymore and leave. Most normies stick around like fucking leeches and pretend they're still one of us.
Thank you, anon. And good luck out there.
Have fun anon, I wish you all the good you can get.
I need more of her. She's legal now
yeah i do remember her. she was streaming on twitch for a while. i wish she came here more. she could be the new queen we've been needing
>>35896999
is she single?
is she a virgin?
i remember her well.
whats she upto now days?
still playing that retarded wizard game?
Just fucking tell me whats wrong with me /r9k/. Every single time my romantic life seems to take a good direction, some sudden shit happens and I'm back at square 0. Latest case of "my life fucking sucks" I was dating this girl and we had great chemistry, I thought I already had it in the bag and just today she told me she doesn't want to be more than friends because I'm not vegan (Which is OK, it's her preference and nobody should give you shit for your preferences, just pointing out my shit luck)
Every fucking time I swear, I could fill like 20 posts about my shitty love stories and it would not be enough. I just can't take these anymore, will we all really make it? when does one become a real robot?
>>35896990
It's alright, anon. You'll find love one day. I hope you do. Good luck :)
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Just kidding normie gtfo
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING A VEGAN YOU FUCKING RETARD!
>>35897009
>gtfo
>normie
get out, nufaggot
When did you find out that coming to r9k everyday was only making your "depression" worse?
First day; but it's an abusive relationship where I think it will get better, knowing it won't, but you're all I have
It doesn't. it feels cathartic, like popping a zit.
>>35896858
It's temporary, it's stop getting worse after a week, you just get used to it