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>>35898027
cause Im not a normie and I dont wanna get aids

>>35898027
Because I'm not a child, I don't buy into memes, and your shitty backdoor advertising is too blatant.

>>35898027
FUCK OFF NORMIE

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO ONE HERE FUCKING CARES IF YOU GET LAID FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

JUST GO FUCK YOUR FWB AND LEAVE WHY ARE YOU HERE DO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR PAIN FEELS LIKE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35898006
>believing soul society propaganda

Being unaware of your existence is the greatest blessing to any lifeform. Self awareness is suffering.

>>35898006
considering you can't spell existence, i don't really trust you.

yes
but also the most autistic

if they seek to effect actual political change they will need to reach normalfag eyes

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>>35898067
Yes they need to "redpill" the "cucks"

>>35897962
"Our" universe is probably one universe out of quintrillions of universes

thats only how old this reset has been silly

>>35897962
do you have no concept of time op

watch cosmos, carl sagan will put it into perspective how long 14 billion years actually is

i barely see any lesbian hate threads here. i dont know what they're talking about

>>35897956

they can snark all they want as they march into extinction desu

>"w-well i get more cummies than you"

dead ends. walking corpses all.

>>35898108
They enoy themselfs tho

>>35897929
I don't think it's so hard. It's just hard to do painlessly.

Don't kill yourself. Also, taking a lot of pills isn't gonna kill you fast, that is, if it kills you at all. It's gonna mess you up from inside and it will be extremely painful. However, driking a shitton of booze with it kinda does the thing. But don't do it.

Stop using pills like a faggot, of fucking course it won't work unless you directly inject tons of cyanide or weed. The quickest method is a shotgun with buckshot ammunition.

>>35897827
no that's some gross shit right there

Fembots don't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUe4j6S8aIE

>>35897827
there are no fembots on fucking r9k you stupid motherfucker

>>35897803
Because it doesn't make people question the status quo.

Some alcohol is alright. There are certain beers I've found I genuinely enjoy the taste of, and some cocktails and mixed drinks are nice.

Also when you hit that sweet spot with alcohol between buzzed and drunk, where you're feeling warm and tingly and happy, but not completely inebriated, its fantastic. Its just hard to stay there.

Not the best substance sure but its not all bad either. Plus its easily one of the best social ones.

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>>35897803
To make people like you bearable.

>>35897703
No thanks. Too busy fucking Chad. looseeeerr

>>35897825
That's a bit rude anon.

>>35897703
I feel you anon. Im too shy as well and not nearly attractive enough for girls to approach me first so im doomed.

However fembots are far and few between youre better off trying soc or something

>>35897680
I want to give you advice, but the fact that you can't even greentext properly tells me you aren't cut out for this world.

At least wait until you stop being a teenager to kill yourself, maybe things will get better.

>Socially inept
>People cringe if I talk to them
>Constant depression
>Contemplates suicide daily
>People tell me I'm depressed for attention
>No future in sight
(New Keyboard)

>>35897787
You're too young to kill yourself. Wait until you're 21 and only after you've ran out of options like therapy, medications, etc.

My gf also has a smelly neet pussy. She wants me to fuck it way too often. I can't keep up.

>>35897606
Your 'gf' will start cheating on you soon, with tyrone and his big nigger dick

you have been warned

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I assume by the small-titted anime pic that you mean boypussy?

For my having a girlfriend, wife, kids, things of that nature sounds awful. I would have no more time for the things I actually want to do.

But I do still want to get rid of my virginity, more because having the virgin label is annoying than because I want to experience it though.

>>35897507
Doesnt work like that nigger, our brains are bio-coded to want gf.If you have hormones you have urges.Stop playing pretend.You can master your feelings, but you cant erase them.

>>35897549
But I don't want a girlfriend. Maybe if I see a really pretty girl walk by I'll want a girlfriend for like .5 seconds but then I quickly come back to my senses.

l HATE KIKES

Jewsitania, where else?

>>35897490
USA here. Parents were rich kids from NYC, they eloped when they were young and moved to West Virginia. Mother died eventually and my father afterwards mived to North Carolina where I currently reside. How's it go OP?

impossible, the left has proven it is completely inept at memetic warfare.

I'm not a fan of /pol/ but they're the best at what they do.

>>35897465
anime has only been coopted by the right. actual anime has nothing to do with the right, and majority has anti right messages and imagery. you have nothing to worry about, comrade.

The left is not powerful enough to control anime

Mate there are people who are costanza-tier bald by 18.

A quarter of your hairs being grey at 30 is meme tier. Have some perspective.

>>35897395
>kept calling me an oldhead

What did he mean by this?

>>35897395
I'm balding at 26 and your worried about fucking grey hair. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE