Whats the percentage of people who successfully have a marriage/gf and happy life at this point if they're a virgin?
Dude, being a virgin in your early 20s is not uncommon.
But if you reach wizard status, you are pretty much done for, unless you are into dating chicks younger than you. Women who are 30+ your age are ALL used goods that have a lot of baggage attached to them. Mostly kids.
>>35900581
Of course im into younger chics
I just realized, being an older women must be harder because no one wants you
Anyone who gets married before their late twenties is a fucking idiot.
Sex sucks if it's not with someone you actually love, anyway. There's no rush at all. I regret losing my v-card @ 15.
happiness was a lie, /r9k/
When will it end
>>35900492
well, when you die, obviously
Just fucking do it
>>35900492
Seems like you havent found yours yet
>>35900584
what haven't I found exactly anon?Happiness?
Where are you from and what celebrities are popular in your country?
>>35900283
im from the us so you will know the most famous ones from our country
>>35900283
im french and the average american has no idea who is famous in our country
You should have posted Hugh Jackman. I don't remember the last time I heard about Miranda Kerr.
>haven't fapped in over a week
>curious to see how much cum there is
>also curious of mental effects of continuing no fap
>feel much more sexually aggressive
>avoiding porn threads altogether because of how easily i get hard now
>op of anal stimulation thread awakened the beast
Should i do it robots? And should I post results?
Try to cum without touching your dick.
Just stick something in your butt and push it in and out.
Yeah try anal so you don't feel disappointed
Because if you feel guilty afterwards after 7 days at least the fact
You know, I'm not going to type it out but you feel me
>>35900276
>Giving up
Nigga dont. Start doing things you always wanted. Nofap makes you MOTIVATED. Also try to get swole
Does being an instawhore who wears costumes/gimmicks get followers? I don't like the typical ig girl look but i like low effort cosplaying to show off my body and I'm fit so would this work?
>>35900266
Of course.
Never underestimate how many thirsty cucks there are in the world.
>>35900266
Look at all the gamer gurlz who stream on twitch and post on instagram. They don't even need to be hot to have some beta orbiters throw every spare penny they have to have the girl say their name on stream or get a sexy picture every month for donating 50 bucks a month.
If I had a pussu I'd be whoring out to the gamer crowd and reaping so much money. Alas I can't access life's easy mode.
>>35900302
Yea, when I was younger I would squeeze money out of dudes by catfishing them, using pictures I found on the internet and webcam chats.
Now facebooks makes it so much easier to get pics that aren't on google.
If you had to describe in one word the reason you will never experience romantic love and affection from another human.
What would that word be?
>>35900185
Why do black guys always get the best white women?
>>35900185
This is a photoshopped image.
>>35900185
Lads what if downies are the missing link in our evolutionary period?
Why haven't you done it yet?
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
dont really have any fentaynl in australia
I still foster hope
>>35900164
People might not tell you directly, but if they do love you, their actions will show it.
>once chance in life
>tfw only 6'7"
Why even live?
That's a cute doggo. Post more cute doggers.
>tfw you will never be this flexible
>>35900145
You made a critical mistake OP, you never make a thread with a picture more interesting than the subject.
Why only doggers ? All animals welcome.
Are these autism shoes?
This post is very original
it truly is
HOLY FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD IS SO INSECURE
NO
THEY
ARE
NOT
>>35900112
if you have to ask, it's you who's autistic, not the shoe
>>35900112
ask /fa/ op
What's the best option when you have nothing in life?
Military
You get to be a manchild while society thinks you're manly
>>35900137
Medically disqualified from the military
>>35900108
>ifunny.co
look it's some teenager trying to be all depressed and cool
saged
>tfw order two drinks at a bar just to seem like someone else is with me
>sit at the table and drink by myself, plotting an explanation if someone asks, say my gf has just gone to the bathroom
>sip 'her' drink while giggling to myself and muttering 'heh she'll never find out' and look around in the hope someone heard me
>sweat profusely during the whole experience
>anxiety in my stomach makes me feel sick
>want to leave but order another two beers and continue this fantasy, mumbles and giggles all
>get drunk and quietly sob to myself at how pathetic I am
>I only came here so it looks like I have a social life in front of my parents
>come home drunk, dad is watching football
>how did the date go son
>tell him not so well, wipe the tears away
>go upstairs and play Minecraft until I cry myself to sleep on my computer chair
Anyone else live a mascarade of a life so pathetic as mine?
>>35900105
Oh anon ): you don't have to prove yourself to anyone
>>35900105
damn dude, that's some serious narcissism right there.
>>35900151
Does no one else do anything like this?
Hairline thread
>>35900026
im still young so no
2
G.od please, don't take my hair away, I'm so young ;_;
>>35900083
tfw I'm 18 and 2 on the scale
Are robots happier than normies?
Take a wild guess you colossal faggot
>>35899980
i think you know the answer op
>>35899980
Yes. Normies forget their past.
we robots have increased intelligence (brain mass) so we can't forget the past.
Why don't you take Vitamin D and B12 against your meme depression?
Also do sports, get some fresh air and sleep at proper hours.
>do sports
ROFL
>>35899921
Whats the matter you fat turd? Too lazy to get your gigantic ass of the chair and do some exercises? Suffer then. You deserved it.
>>35899973
why are you so hostile
maybe you're the one that needs to take vitamins, buck
Come one come all. Mr. Virgin will play simultaneous blindfold chess. You however, are allowed to use a board. For every loss I will ask out one girl tomorrow.
Use names and respond to the last move
For the first game I will play e4.
From here on out you may either assume I played e4, or you may make the first move as white. Be fair please.
http://www.brasee.com/games/chessSingleClient.htm
This website seems decent
How do we know you're not using a board or even worse using an engine?