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>>35901317
are you in high school or what?

>>35901317

>be in class
>one of the hot girls ask for your help and tells you to just pull up a chair to her desk
>can smell her scent
>start shaking
>"So... anon why don't you talk much"
>"h-heh, I dunno"
>start shaking harder
>she brushes her leg against yours
>cant think straight
>"Anon, are you ok"
>"I-i gotta go to the bathroom"
>Spend the rest of the class period in the bathroom

Surprised this thread isnt getting any replies desu

What an incredibly sexist painting, I'm glad to live in this timeline.

>>35901298
i was born in the wrong era

>be 1960s autist
>be war hero from WWII
>can always be proud of winning war
>get QT subservient wife who cooks and cleans up your autist messes
>no man cave - instead have a workshop in the basement where you build and fix things
>ham radio operator with lots of interesting people on ham radio
>get paid enough to afford a nice house even though you don't have a lot of formal education

I just listen to whispering or tapping and scratching objects and that kinda shit. Doesn't really give me tingles anymore unless it's something really spicy, mostly just makes me relaxed and sleepy.
The japanese ear licking is obviously sexual, the rest of it is hit and miss.

>>35901295
I listen to it because I'm lonely, although the personal attention and gf roleplay is too much. No sexual.

>>35901295

God dammit OP thanks for the kek

>>35901089
Wow when you put it that way.
I never stood a chance.

>>35901089
Get in shape to meet the pusbups/situps/run time of any branch of military and join, great times and you get paid, you will makenfriends even if a fucking spaz and easiest way to change life around

>>35901089
I do use the tools at my disposal. I'm in my honors years of university on a full scholarship and tutor part time. My issues stem from being 5'1 and autistic and being a khhv. You can't fix those.

We weren't meant for this world

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>>35901051
i feel you anon

oRgiNaL0

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>you're mumbling again anon

I like little girls like Remilia and so do you OP.

>>35901008
>see a thread with an anime photo, talking about a discord group he monitors
You really cant get any more autistic than that. Youre litterally on par with steam feel threads

Stop posting the same goddam thread everyday just to farm (you). Fucking cunt.

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>>35900999
She looks cute with her usual look as well

>>35900999
>>35902023
Avril a cute
CUTE

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>>35900999
SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING

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>female suicide
>epidemic

>>35900989
Why would i want to stop suicide? Im a nihilist

>>35901013
Anon, almost 25% of all suicide victims are WOMEN, this is a very serious issue that needs to be brought to light.

>>35900970
what the fuck does a battery taste like

i ate a pussy once and it tasted kind of good, but not particularly sweet like they keep saying in stories

>>35900970
So.. Why did you eat an ass before you ever ate pussy? Did you just start eating out your buddy's ass one day?

>>35900970
I've eaten pussy before. The first time I did, the girl said that she couldn't walk and later said that masturbating wasn't as good because I spoiled her.

It kinda tasted salty. Not particularly good but I loved it. I would suck her fingers when she would finger herself. She was kinda grossed out because she doesn't like pussy. I said just like I wouldn't suck dick, right? She was like lol ya.

>>35900774
What will wagecucks do when they get fired because Mr. Noseberg decided he want to save more money and cut spendning?

>>35900774
Government assistance

This isn't original

>>35900774
>work two days a week
>NEET five days a week
it's a decent life desu

Bump am I the only robot who managed to quit

>>35900665
>>35901068
have you ever considered that you are just naturally stupid

>tfw you feel better within a day of not smoking

>no more dangerous binge eating
>no more panic attacks
>no more burning throat
>no longer spending tons of money on a shit habit

dunno what to tell you about the depression and brain fog. it never made me stupid just paranoid, extremely hungry, and borderline psychotic. i quit because my binge eating was going to give me cancer or diabetes and i couldnt control it while high

there is no edge

>>35900667
if there is no edge, how are you so edgy

I think the universe is a hyperspheroid and just loops back in on itself. I have absolutely no proof to black this claim up, but believing this stops me from going insane.

If he or his parents are filthy rich yes

Why are you still deluded about dating?

If men don't want to date you, all you can do is cry and stomp your feet.

I'm 27, live with my parents, and still have a gf

I can give you my discord id, you yandere.

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>>35900552
I'll love you if you show me your boipussy.

>>35900579
W-what? How many discord lovers do you have?!

>>35900615
That's lust, anon, not love!

Stop emasculating Asian men in American culture.

Why would we stop this?

OP's right you should never paint a wall that color green.