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What's the best way for my gf to send me her stinky socks and retain the smell/moisture? Can she just close it in a heavy duty ziplock bag after pushing the air out, and then but that bag into two more bags?

We considered vaccuum sealing them but she doesn't have a machine for that.

Pic completely related, it's her making a video for me.

BLOOXX BLOXY

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D-do you like amine anon?

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Why do panties get to touch a girl's pussy and I don't?

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>be me
>try anal masturbation
>shit on the floor
>never again

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>tfw addicted to fapping but I hate porn

It's a nightmare. I have to jerk off at least a couple of times a day but I despise porn and I think pornstars are disgusting human toilets. But I also can't get going without some porn.

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About to suffer a lot in the dentist (getting a tooth chiseled). Please give me encouragement anons.

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Chads are less harmful to society than resentful nerd weaklings who read philosophy. Consider the following:

Having to yield to a brute seems natural, and the communication is clear: he is able to beat you up, and so you yield to him for your own self-interest. You yield to Chad in the same way you yield to drinking water when you're thirsty, or retracting your hand from a scaling surface, as there's a biological component being foisted upon you that's not far removed from your subjective experience.

Whereas if you're engaging a resentful nerd weakling who reads philosophy, oftentimes you're not even sure that you're being had due to the fact that it's magnitudes more difficult to make sense of the contest you're competing in. You're required to battle in the playing field of language, culture, references to abstract categorizations, etc. In practice both are violence insofar as you define violence as a force which one employs to reduce the status of someone else in order to gain social capital, but intellectual violence is obfuscated and defined in much less clear terms. In this way, resentful weaklings are capable of wrecking mass havoc by proxy through Chads power -- and the layman who, in his gut, knows the folly of the resentful weakling, but is unable to mount arguments against it -- is rendered powerless on both intellectual and physical dimensions.

Additionally, having to yield to a smarmy little nerd is inherently intolerable on an instinctual level. It evokes the same feelings as having to yield to a woman, doing so with the knowledge that you could just rape her. Though, the smarmy nerd is also competing with you for access to the woman as well as being weaker than you, so it's a profoundly jarring experience in the context of sexual selection.

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Is there a more socialist practice than tipping?

>go to restaurant
>already intending to spend money if it's worth it
>serve by millennials who are alright at their job
>pretty good food and service
>still somehow expected to pay them more than their job is required

Seriously, I'm so fucking tired of being expected to give them an extra bit of charity when they're already getting paid for what they're doing. If they want more money, they should just get a better job. Not have some socialist program bestowing upon them what hasn't been rightfully earned. Whether it's a job, a house, or even cash. Any time you earn something without working hard enough for it is pure socialism. And the fact it's usually millennials who working these jobs, who have these entitlement complexes, who don't understand that everything in life is earned not given, highlights the inherent Marxism behind tipping as a whole. And it flabbergasts me that it's still so pervasive.

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who /genetic trash/ here?
>receiding hairline at 21
>bad teeth
>extremely thin bone structure
>scary looking skellington even though Ive been lifting for years
>manlet
>very visible scoliosis
>small rat eyes
>no jaw line
>small and thin cock
>basically no facial hair
>gets ill on a weekly basis
Can any robot even compete with me?
The worst thing is to know that my little brother is nothing like me, he is actually fairly attractive. He could have been a Chad if he hadnt got the same autistic upbringing as me.

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>tfw gf won't tell me she loves me

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if i could choose i would like a blood elf gf from the warcraft universe


and you?

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ITT: we are /s4s/

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Today my therapist told me that I should find an online support group for my mental health problems.

Will you be the online support group for my mental health problems, guys? :3

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I want to have sex with a woman so bad. I want to feel her skin grind against mine as I pound her and watch her tits flop rhythmically to my thrusts.

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This girl becomes your qt gf
BUT
>she is a whore who does nude photoshoots and got BLACKED by a formula 1 driver and his two nigerian friends
>everyone knows about it

do you accept her?